Having escaped from work early, I...

Having escaped from work early, I dropped by Centerfolds on the way home. The advertisement was that the Friday before Halloween includes costume contests etc, silly things meant to attract the masses but for seasoned SC attendees, not really relevant. We know why we're there.

A mere 45 seconds after ordering my drink, "Lilly" literally pushed up against me, pressing her enhanced Thai boobs against me and within 2 minutes, offered a trip to VIP, where her oral skills would be prominently displayed. Lilly's boobs and attitude told me that the trip would be well worth it. Her face told me that she was a finalist for the Halloween contest - circa 1975.

Because of her weathered face, I decided to stay downstairs with her and have a typical dance so see if the body matched the face. Goodness gracious, her stomach looked like she had just finished her 6th pregnancy. No kidding, her stomach had the same consistency as waffle batter. After two dances, fate thankfully intervened and Lilly was called to the stage. I gave her the requisite $40 and realized that I would have paid $60 to not have those dances.