I wanted to get laid so...

I wanted to get laid so I drove down from Boston to a club that I had read was a sure bet. It was. The challenge it seemed would be to find an attractive girl, but that turned out to be not so hard. There was a mix of about 20 girls and an equal number of guys when I arrived. The downstairs area now is configured as mostly open (i.e., exposed seating) but with a back room for fun, and a side bar. I noticed one petite "blond" girl with her regulars, it seemed, across the bar from me as I bought a $5 beer. She seemed unlikely to leave them soon, so I headed upstairs, which I had never before visited.

There I found an unused stage, a bar, and some pool tables. Pretty soon a Lady named F*** was paged to dance upstairs on the stage on which I was perched. She saw me and asked if I'd do her set for her. Yeah, sure ... but it was the blond I had noticed downstairs!

She came over to talk, we discussed dances ... and options. They were all available, and we settled (after negotiating a fair price just over $100 that included the various fees) on a 20 minute visit to what she called her "Dutch oven". She even provided the shrink wrap when we settled in on an overwide chair behind swinging doors on the first floor. I relished a cow girl ride and she delivered it, with nice attitude and skill. I didn't need all 20 minutes for my meat to be done in her oven.