The Nanny voice.

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georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
Met a new dancer last night. Skinny little slip of a thing with thighs as thick as my arm, a butt that was firm and solid, a little landing strip above a slightly puffy little pussy, and nice C cup boobs that almost qualified as D on her slight frame. She moved right on stage, so as I tipped, I told her if she was free, I'd be interested in a dance. She murmured something, nodded, and I went back to my seat.

After her set, she came and sat down next to me, and as soon as she opened her mouth, I almost regretted asking her to stop by. No horridly overdone Brooklyn dialect, but the same high, nasal quality. Fortunately, she appears to know about it, and moderated her tone so that it wasn't *too* annoying.

She gave a good dance, though, with plenty of mileage and allowing me to grope everything. Sadly, I wasn't able to take her up on her offer of VIP activities, but I'll get that another day.

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arbeeguy
14 years ago
Can't figure out what the issue or topic could be in George's post. He didn't like a girl's voice? Give me a break.
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Dudester
14 years ago
A certain type of voice would be a turnoff to me.
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dallas702
14 years ago
I understand the frustration - and the turn off. I was standing stage-side to tip a hot redhead when she bent own and said in my ear, "Tank yous hawney." I swear the sound HAD to come out of her nose! I absolutely did NOT like the sound of that girl's voice.
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samsung1
14 years ago
it's hard to talk with a mouth full of dick and balls. So put it in your / mouth and blow put it deep down in your throat
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jester214
14 years ago
I don't know... Some voices are really grating, but I think I could deal with it.
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farmerart
14 years ago
I find a high pitched "little girl" voice to be very off-putting. Makes me feel like a pedophile, I guess.
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10inches
14 years ago
if she is hot enough (i thought the Nanny had a great body) i still do her!!! the only female voice i can't stand is Minnie Mouse.
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Clubber
14 years ago
What comes out of the mouth (intelligent conversation) is more important than the tonal quality.
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
samsung: We'll see what happens next time. She *said* she was willing to do a BJ, but I had already spent my money and my wad on MFC(New) earlier, so wasn't up for the new girl.
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lopaw
14 years ago
gmd,

A BJ might be just the thing to keep her mouth busy for something other than nasally yappin'.
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Clubber
14 years ago
lopaw,

You always have such interesting pictures! I love the B&W.
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Prim0
14 years ago
I thought we agreed that the loud music was supposed to cover the bad voices.
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
lopaw: My sentiments exactly. Like I say, we'll see if her skills merit a return trip. Who know, I might have a new MFC(Annoying) on my, er...hands.
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farmerart
14 years ago
gmd:

New avatar!!! Made me fall off my chair in hysterics!!! Back in the mid 80s I had a camp cook at a seismic site in the North West Territories that bore a striking resemblance to the axe lady. My camp cook had more tattoos, stringy black hair, and smoked foul smelling cigarillos. Even so, she caused some discord among the 45 horny guys in the camp. I broke up three nasty fights over this fine example of female sexuality before I finally had to fire her. She was a terrific camp cook. The gay replacement couldn't cook worth shit but the jealous fights stopped immediately.


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lopaw
14 years ago
Thx Clubber
I try to "class up" my porn every now and then!
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dw.buck
14 years ago
lopaw great comment my sentiments exactly what are we there for the strippers voice, life story, to really care about them... ot really just finding out how much grindage and more we can get for the buck
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rl27
14 years ago
One of my favorite dancers sounds a lot like the Nanny, complete with the New Yawk accent and the same laugh. If if wasn't for the fact that she is smoking hot and gives one of the best lap dances I probably wouldn't get a dance from her.

When we are in the back it's not that much of a problem since she mostly keeps quiet back there. It's only when she comes up to my table, and before the first song starts that I have to put up with her voice.
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rl27
14 years ago
I forgot to add. The nasal voiced dancer, along with another dancer, who also competes as fitness model, also gives aerobics classes at a gym in the mall across town. I wonder how her class, made up mostly of women handles the voice.

The aerobics room had a long glass window looking out into the mall, and you used to be able to watch the class before the mall made the gym put curtains up. As far as I know they both still work there.
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georgmicrodong
14 years ago
Hah, went back this weekend. No go. She wasn't "feelin' it tonight." OK then, have a nice night and I'll stop back sometime to see if you've changed your mind.
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