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rickdugan
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<p>I am married and my wife handles the laundry, so either I must take it straight to the dry cleaner or, if I am going straight home, must dispose of the offending shirt. I am getting tired of throwing good dress shirts away. And, since my suit jackets are too expensive to throw away, they must be hidden until I can get them to the cleaner.<p>
<p>There is one scent in particular that I seem to smell a lot. It is strong, cloying and sticks to your clothes forever unless a good washing is applied. Get this scent on a single jacket or shirt and it is guaranteed to make your whole suitcase stink. I have come to give this scent the unaffectionate name of "Eau du Skank."<p>
<p>I now normally avoid doing anything with a girl covered in this crap, but every once in a while a girl gets me before I can back her off. I can only wonder if the girls that douse themselves like this realize that they are automatically disqualifying themselves from a dance or other activities with anyone who doesn't want this stink on them. C'est la vie I suppose.<p>
<p>This cost the most recent stinky girl a lot of money the other night as I ultimately ditched on a planned OTC event. Once I got to my hotel and realized how badly I was skunked I didn't want anyting more to do with her - I simply did not want to be forced into a Silkwood shower event after her visit.<p>
<p>Every once in a while I come across a girl who puts a nice scent in her hair but not on her body, thereby limiting the smells that rub off on customers. I have come to greatly appreciate these girls over the years.<p>
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<p/>I'm just glad I don't have to hide them; the wife doesn't like that scent any more than I do, though, so they do have to get washed pretty quick. :)
I was once in Corpus Christi on business. Went to a local club. Found a beautiful brown latina, great body, gorgeous face, probably the best dancer in the club. On the first dance I smelled a terrible odor. At first I thought it was just in our part of the club. But then I realized it was her.
Kinda ruined the whole night.
But what is worse is the body lotion that burns your skin. One girl in Platinum Showgirls Toledo would rub her bolt ons in your face at the stage and more than one guy at the rail had to go wash his face because their skin started to burn. I made that mistake once and kept clear after that.
I always sit and chat with a girl before getting a dance and if she is wearing that crap or smells bad it is a deal breaker.
I once had a real looker talk me into a dance and when she pulled aside she bottom to show me her cooch the odor just about made me puke and she was getting ready to remove her bottom at the end of the first song and rub that nasty thang on my clothes when I told her one song was enough.
The only thing I can say chat and sniff.