Last week, I was in a club in the afternoon for the first time. I met a new girl, got her a dance and a drink, and eventually the conversation turned to how far she was willing to go, and for what price. The options were reasonably priced, as far as I'm concerned, so I asked her for her schedule, and told her I might see her next week when I got some more money.
So, this afternoon I'm in the same club, with some money, and she sees me, and gets a look on her face.
Her: Hey, didn't expect to see you back so soon. Me: I said I expected to be back this week, didn't I? Her: Yeah, but who believes customer shit?
I kid you not.
Fortunately, her non-verbal skills were as entertaining as the verbal ones.


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Ah, it is so hard to build trust.
LOL, everyone's tossing shit.
That's funny she would label it customer shit. I wonder how many dancers understand the lingo we toss around here. I had to explain mileage to dancers at my fav club a few weeks ago - one out of five understood. Not surprising that they all understood what SS was.
I have also found it interesting talking to dancers in our vernacular. Almost no Western Canadian dancers have a clue about the specialized vocabulary and universally, they are fascinated with the education I can provide. It has been a pure delight to explain "takeout" to a girl and have her respond - "I could do that"! Unhappily, that is still a rare event for me out here.
Who believes customer shit. Who believes stripper shit. Shut up and fuck.
Dougster, I see you've hacked gatorfan's account. :)
Less talk more action!
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