Last week, I was in a club in the afternoon for the first time. I met a new girl, got her a dance and a drink, and eventually the conversation turned to how far she was willing to go, and for what price. The options were reasonably priced, as far as I'm concerned, so I asked her for her schedule, and told her I might see her next week when I got some more money.
So, this afternoon I'm in the same club, with some money, and she sees me, and gets a look on her face.
Her: Hey, didn't expect to see you back so soon. Me: I said I expected to be back this week, didn't I? Her: Yeah, but who believes customer shit?
I kid you not.
Fortunately, her non-verbal skills were as entertaining as the verbal ones.
