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"Your man is here”

My favorite was in the dressing room when I arrived at the club. When she joined me, she said another dancer had come in and told her, “your man is here.” Then she slipped her arms around…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This place is really sketchy. The...

This place is really sketchy. The people were very unfriendly. I was expecting a convivial atmosphere with young fun people. It was nothing like that. It was unclear what went on there. It was all…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Club is located right off Melton...

Club is located right off Melton rd, in between Portage and Gary. Pretty decent if your into average looking girls. I would say there are 1 or 2 stunners. But mostly your average Janes who…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Visited on a Friday, just after...

Visited on a Friday, just after noon.  Short form: Parking: Free in a large pothole filled lot with some privacy offered by tall hedges.  Entrance: two, one in parking lot, the other in front.  Cover: $5 Drinks: $6.50 sodas and…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Club is still a good value...draft...

Club is still a good value...draft beer is $1.50 before 6 pm. Some new faces seem to be added. Many of the new fa es have migrated from gold club across the street.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

went in thought i would see...

went in thought i would see what everyone was talking about. the women were okay in my book not great but good enough for the moment. i seen a girl with brown hair a little…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

I've been to Spearmint Rhino many...

I've been to Spearmint Rhino many times over the years. I'm into Asians, so will go when some Asians I know are dancing or, once in a while, to check out new ones. On this…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

I went to this club before...

I went to this club before when it was Cocktails and Dreams. It sucked then. It doesn't suck now. You get there, there is plenty of parking. Come in the door and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hollywood's is right behind Larry Flint's...

Hollywood's is right behind Larry Flint's Hustler's club. Why anyone goes to Larry's (no offense Mr. Flynt) when this gem is right behind it still confuses me. Extremely well lit, fenced in parking with an…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

I have been here several times...

I have been here several times over the past few years, but I'm not a "regular" by any means - mostly because I don't get to this town very often. The club is really…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Amazing establishment. Dancers are extremely good...

Amazing establishment. Dancers are extremely good looking, with plenty of variety. Most dancers go completely nude and know how to shake it. Private dances a little on the pricey side, but are fun none the…

Club Fantasy

Sacramento, California

i went to this club on...

i went to this club on a regular basis not the claic porn star type but more of the girl next door. went on a sunday a little after 5 only one girl and a…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Club Harem is a small dive...

Club Harem is a small dive strip club towards the end of the block. All things considered this is an above average club on the Block; women are a bit better than average and the…

Christine's Cabaret and Steakhouse

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The club itself was really nice,...

The club itself was really nice, but everything else about the experience was average. I'm not from Philly, but I won't be going back when I'm in the area. There have to be…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

I happened to be in Ypsilanti,...

I happened to be in Ypsilanti, Mi, and so I stopped by this club. The best thing about the club is that it is totally nude. The dancers end their sets by lying…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

This was my first strip club...

This was my first strip club experience ever (I didn't just turn 18; just never been to a strip club, & now have LOTS of making up to do!)... and what an experience this was...…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

OK, I had a hard time...

OK, I had a hard time rating this place. I visited twice on a Friday, first in the afternoon and then again at night, looking for a dancer. During both visits, the place was packed…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

So I visited this place on...

So I visited this place on Friday night to check out the talent level based on others reviews. I paid a parking fee and cover charge. Drinks priced in strip club manner. I watched the…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

This is a very good strip...

This is a very good strip club. The area of town is safe. The club itself is clean and inviting. Not too much smoke. Drinks are reasonably priced. But what makes this club unique are…

Gentlemens Quarters

Hempstead, New York

I was stuck on Long Island...

I was stuck on Long Island a recent Monday night and had heard good things about this club, so I decided to stop in. The club itself is not that bad (I have seen…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

So I'm in Houston for my...

So I'm in Houston for my cousins birthday he says he wants to go Legends the clubs layout is pretty spacious oh but on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday there is an automatic $10 valet fee…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Stopped in friday afternoon since this...

Stopped in friday afternoon since this is the last club in the lehigh valley. What a dump. I realize that it is undergoing renovations and has a new management and was at best only average…

CT's Adult Super Store

Gary, Indiana

I stopped by this dump on...

I stopped by this dump on my way from the casino. There were 3 dancers on shift, I decided on the cute latina. We went straight back to the lapdance area and immediately she slips…

Mardi Gras North Cabaret

Gilford, New Hampshire

Went there around seven on a...

Went there around seven on a Wednesday. When I got there, the bouncer and one dancer were sitting outside smoking. From previous visits, this is common for the dancers to just hangout outside.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I visited H8 last week when...

I visited H8 last week when i had business in Detroit. For an early afternoon visit the place was uncrouded with 8 dancers. Two were actually pretty hot. So I started chatting with a slim…

Les Déesses

Laval, Quebec

Visited Les Deeses on a Friday...

Visited Les Deeses on a Friday night it was very busy with large, boisterous, younger crowd enjoying the dancers. There were between 20 and 25 dancers many very attractive and a few 9 and 10's.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Deja Vu COI proved to be...

Deja Vu COI proved to be most of what I've heard. I went on a Sunday night which is school girl night where the waitresses dressed according to the theme. Bottomless drinks…

Foxy

Port Richey, Florida

I wanted to check out this...

I wanted to check out this club, as I heard it was under new management. The entry fee is only $5, which was nice. The staff members (bartender, shooter girl and waitress) were all friendly.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

This club had 58 dancers when...

This club had 58 dancers when I went there on a Saturday night primetime. They were substantially higher quality than Tootsie’s with regard to attractiveness. A few of the girls are petite and…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hey guys, I am a nationwide...

Hey guys, I am a nationwide dancer and have worked in over 50 strip clubs across the US. Here's the scoop on Vegas clubs, this club in general. I went here to investigate, with my…

2nd Breath

Salisbury, North Carolina

Club smells of smoke. Large...

Club smells of smoke. Large sitting area in front, dance room in back. Three girls on the day I was there. One 6 and two 4's. One black girl, two white.…

Rose Cafe

Coral Hills, Maryland

Some of the recent reviews of...

Some of the recent reviews of this place got me interested, so I checked it out. First of all, even for PGC, this club is in a very 'live' area. There seems to…

Michelle's Beach House

Derby, Kansas

I returned to MBH after a...

I returned to MBH after a month. Got in (Friday - 9/2/11) before 8:00PM and stayed for about an hour. There were about 6 to 8 dancers during my visit. Things hardly changed, and lots of…

Club Coyote

Crawfordsville, Indiana

First of all, the "Touch of...

First of all, the "Touch of Class" is no longer called the Touch of Class. I think they may be between owners or managers right now. I stayed in this area recently while traveling and…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

I've gone a few times a...

I've gone a few times a year for the past three years. I've been to several other clubs in the area including 2001 and Deja Vu and feel this place is the best for overall…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

I have been coming to this...

I have been coming to this club for several years. I normally arrive around noon since it is free to get in until 1 PM. There is a one drink min $8.00 so i…

Skin Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

This is my first review. I...

This is my first review. I haven't been able to visit Skin in almost 4 months now despite dropping by the front door and getting an (another) invitation to their once-monthly private open-bar event (this…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

A definite must see club for...

A definite must see club for those living within, say, 100 miles of the club. Most of the girls are hot, great bodies, and give you your money's worth for a $20 lap dance (although…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Went yesterday afternoon figured I would...

Went yesterday afternoon figured I would get there around 130 to let things get started my bad hardly any parking and the place was crowded. Grabbed a beer and waited a bit when the hgh…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

First visit - came on Friday...

First visit - came on Friday night after 11 p.m.- a $5 cover was charged - the place was about half full, when I left around 12:30 a.m. it was starting almost full up. The…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

I went to glitter gulch with...

I went to glitter gulch with a group of friends (aug 2011) we were brought to seats. before we finished sitting down there was a girl on each of us. I have been to a…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

The place was too crowded but...

The place was too crowded but that's what I get for going on a Friday night. The managers are curt and have a tendency to look at you like they expect you to cause…

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Well, revisited this good ole place....

Well, revisited this good ole place. They have done a remix of dancers, and some of the new ones are quite pretty and young. Last time met a young girl (18 / Slim and nice…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Worst ever, don't go there. ...

Worst ever, don't go there. A total waste of time and money, then I got a nice chance to be insulted and offended. The dancers weren't that attractive and some of them smell too.…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

I went in to this bikini...

I went in to this bikini dance bar on a saturday night. Paid the doorman $5 to get in. The place is so small and being it a saturday night made it feel cramped up…

Hiphugger

Sunnyvale, California

This bikini bar is free to...

This bikini bar is free to walk in. Right away you see two stages and the bar and restroom towards the back. Bathroom is dirty. Got a beer and went the stage in the middle…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

This is the second PG club...

This is the second PG club I've done. So my reference point for the experience was against Sinsaytionals. Irving's is not hard to find, I passed on street parking and opted for the paid vip…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

When you pass the lounge area...

When you pass the lounge area and enter the club, the bar will be on your left and a pool table on your right. Straight ahead, you will see some bouncers in charge of the…

Red Light Nights Gentlemens Club

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Went out with friends for my...

Went out with friends for my birthday and after dinner looked for a strip club that was welcoming, had real women and didnt make female guests feel unwanted. After paying the five dollar cover and…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Layout of the club is long...

Layout of the club is long and narrow, with two stages on the first floor, which are used during the day, and a second-floor stage they open in the evenings. Dancers are a good mix…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This actually for 2 visits... Thursday...

This actually for 2 visits... Thursday afternoon... I gave monetary Value of 9 because I printed a couple of the passes off their website, so $5 for all you can drink pop. They are remodeling…

Interstate Body Shop

Emlenton, Pennsylvania

Update on the club: The...

Update on the club: The girls are still well below average. Apparently, there is an affirmative action law where you have to hire ugly girls for your club. Which is good because…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Never been to EB before. Stopped...

Never been to EB before. Stopped by and the parking lot was full, but it seemed quiet inside. There were tons of girls around and very few customers. Got a beer and sat in one…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

I do very much enjoy this...

I do very much enjoy this club for the cigar bar and abundance of hot women. But during the late afternoon - around 5pm - there were only about 4 dancers. The quality of…

Bottoms Up Tavern

Portland, Oregon

Over all not a bad place....

Over all not a bad place. A little on the creepy side but once you get indoors it's too dark to notice. This place is loud, the music is played at level 11 by the…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

I must say that this place...

I must say that this place is one of my all time favorites. The quality of girls is pretty consistent; most are 6-9 with a few below 6. In general, the girls are…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I went late Friday evening and...

I went late Friday evening and the place was packed. So much so I had to walk around for quite a while to get a seat. There were a decent amount of girls...mostly 7s but…

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Dancers Out of "Uniform"

Normally, I like seeing dancers in their street clothes. My favorite time to visit clubs is between day shift and night shift to see the girls coming and going. But.... The other night as I was about…

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Biting!?

I've been bitten twice in the nipples by drunken customers. Not a firm nip, a fucking BITE. The first time I was so surprised I just froze for a second, then departed as the painful tears came. I did come…

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Types of LDs?

What do you guys enjoy? Slow, aggressive, molasses-slow, pounding, etc, etc? My dances depend on the music that is being played. If a slow song is on, the customer in the VIP or on the floor with me is going…

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Is stripper s**t really that bad?

I went to a new club yesterday. It was slow so I ended up joined by 3 dancers. The SS was flying. I was told I was cute, better conversationalist than other customers. They we're…

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Quiet Moves?

sure, just post her name, what she'll do, and how much she charges on a busy online forum, just be quiet about it. :rolleyes: http://www.tuscl.net/u-r.php?UID=223953

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Found a wad......

True story: I'm at a club in Tampa getting lap dances from a young lady. She finishes, I hand her $40 and she walks away. I am in the process of putting my belt back on, bend down to re-tie…

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Dumbest stripper scams

I was at Jen's Den in Akron this week and had a couple dancers try to pull some stupid shit on me ... lol.The first was after a black girl finished giving me one bar stool dance that wasn't even…

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Missing Aruba Woman an Escort?

What do you think is the liklihood that Robyn Gardner,the American woman missing in Aruba, was working as an escort/prostitute? She had recently lost her job at a dental office and was trying to get a career started as…

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Another dumb ass!

Man calls 911, claims he was robbed by a prostitute (WICHITA, Kan.)— He said she didn't look like the woman in the ad. Wichita police arrested a man for hiring a prostitute, after he called 911 claiming the call girl robbed him. Police…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

This place is a must visit...

This place is a must visit if you come to Houston...The strippers are just sexy....and there are plenty of sexy strippers.....Ended up at Treasures on a Wednesday night and was amazed by the number of…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Returned to Polecatz after a long...

Returned to Polecatz after a long time. $5 to park and & $10 cover beer was 4.50 I think. Taken to seat by huge bouncer. Lousy beer selection, if you are only selling bottles there…

Torch Lounge

South Bend, Indiana

This is a hard club to...

This is a hard club to review. The place is run down and kinda shady with a metal detector pat down. There is a mirror on one whole wall in the club so it…

Déjà Vu Flint

Flint, Michigan

If you go to this club...

If you go to this club there is The most beautiful woman there who goes by bella she is so adorable. And a body that would make a gay Guy straight I give her a…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I went to Blue Moon on...

I went to Blue Moon on a Tuesday evening and there were 6 girls working. Two black girls, two hispanic girls, and two white girls. The admission price is $10 and you get a free…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

I got into Indianapolis late, and...

I got into Indianapolis late, and was staying by the airport, so a drive to BBF didn't seem feasible (since I don't know the area at all). Dancers was definitely much more convenient.…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

I didn't have a lot of...

I didn't have a lot of time, and I hadn't been to a club in a while, but I'd been wanting to go back to Curves. I printed a nifty free-admission coupon off the…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

This club is very small feeling...

This club is very small feeling and dimly lit. It sits in a narrow row house (as do most DC clubs). Three dancers dance at one time. Unfortunately there are no lap dances but you…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

This is a combination of 4...

This is a combination of 4 visits in the past 2.5 weeks. I have been there Thursday afternoon, Wednesday night, Saturday evening, and Saturday night. First off, Peaches used to be my favorite. She is…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I spent an afternoon at the...

I spent an afternoon at the Foxy Lady this past Tuesday. I definitely hit it on an off day talent wise. There was not much to offer imho. There were a few new faces and…

Pacers

San Diego, California

I was here July 9th. Came here...

I was here July 9th. Came here for a buddies bachelor party. The bachelor party deal was decent. $1000 got us a free ride to and from the club from our condo, VIP area,…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

This is a pretty clean club,...

This is a pretty clean club, and it is a reasonable value. The cover was like 25, but there was no one forcing you to get 10 dollar drinks every 15 minutes. The venue was…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Stopped by after work on a...

Stopped by after work on a Friday afternoon / evening. Sat down and the house was offering a 2 for $20 dance special. A hot asian gal approached me and was very friendly…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Nice environment - couple of 8+...

Nice environment - couple of 8+ chicks - couple 7... no one was pushing for drinks or lapdances!!! Went on two consecutive Fridays around the lunch hour. Got a couple of lap dances each time…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Went actually for the lunch buffet,...

Went actually for the lunch buffet, and I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of girls on a Thursday at noon. The other reviews hinted at lunch/afternoon not being bad, and I would have to…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

first visit in a couple of...

first visit in a couple of months. few customers sitting at bar but not much action. two stages being used but dancers looked quite bored. girls rated about a 6 with…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

No matter when I go to...

No matter when I go to Flashdancers, it always seems packed. Last time, I ended up in the VIP Section, which has a lot of advantages. You have a full view of the rest…

Leather and Lace

Seabrook, New Hampshire

Second time at the L&L "live"...

Second time at the L&L "live" peep show...still very creepy. The girl with the implants is smoking hot, but I don't like the feeling that you are being watched on the closed(?) circuit TV.…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I went to Ruby's on a...

I went to Ruby's on a Monday afternoon. Around 8 or 9 girls were there -- of varying quality and varying degrees of friendliness and service. They call it a "nude club" but…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I found myself traveling through the...

I found myself traveling through the Harrisburg area and made a point to check this place out - due to interest provoked in me by past reviews. Adult Club is the first club that I've…

Gold Cup

Houston, Texas

Came here on either a Wednesday...

Came here on either a Wednesday or Thursday night, cover was 10 i believe and drinks were 6 dollars. Hadn't been to this club too often but as u walk in, the bar is…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Could Heartbreakers be the new PP?...

Could Heartbreakers be the new PP? Went during the day on two separate Thursdays. First time, lots of cute younger girls, second time, less of an impressive selection, so hit or miss. Always ask what…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Club still about the same, lots...

Club still about the same, lots of younger guys with still a light hood feel. Bouncers constantly had to clear the hall. Kinda annoying. Dancers were a mix of half black - half white/latin.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Stopped by this place to see...

Stopped by this place to see what the buzz is all about- and turned out to be a good time. Some good looking girls who really get into it. Took a $100 for…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Most of the girls were attractive,...

Most of the girls were attractive, but few were true "knock-outs". It was a pretty slow night, and the girls tended to huddle with their friends or some of the regulars. In some clubs, once…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This will be a 2 for...

This will be a 2 for 1 review, as I went on a Tuesday night around 6/7PM and returned on Thursday at 6AM being in town on business trip. Having experienced this place from at…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Yes, it's small, and yes, the...

Yes, it's small, and yes, the attractiveness of the dancers is uneven. The good thing about this place is the convenient location and the mileage. It's right in the Center City area, and…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Went to this club last night...

Went to this club last night (Thursday) around 11PM a Hot blonde dancer by the name of Bree stopped by the table shortly after I sat down. Just a minute or so later, another…

Diamond's Cabaret

West Palm Beach, Florida

Stopped by for the first time...

Stopped by for the first time in quite a while just to see how things were going. It was very slow and not many customers in the bar. They have the same setup as I…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

The club has a new owner...

The club has a new owner and they are doing some renovations to the club. This sould really improve on the overall enviroment as the way it is now, the club is rather small…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

I was at the Chevron gas...

I was at the Chevron gas station across the street and saw free admission passes to this club on the counter. So I decided to take a couple and check this place out.…

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Okay, I know Monday nights aren't...

Okay, I know Monday nights aren't the best time to visit a strip club, but we (my wife and me) didn't have a choice since we were traveling and would only be in Asheville for…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

This club was great! Cheap entry,...

This club was great! Cheap entry, lower than average drink prices for strip club and the girls were all very friendly. Easy to find and good music. One girl sat and talked for over an…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Kinda like finding buried treasure. ...

Kinda like finding buried treasure. some things you have to look past to find the real gems. The club decor is unique and interesting. Racing theme with lots of memorabilia. Perfect for…

Club Wandas

Montréal, Quebec

Went here for good friend's bachelor...

Went here for good friend's bachelor party. The girls here know how to put on a great show, and it was good value. We purchased a few dances for our friend and gave…

Privilege Lounge 216

Cleveland, Ohio

I visited on a friday afternoon...

I visited on a friday afternoon between 3:30 and 5:00. the dancers seem to have abandonded this club. I used to come here for some dances and the happy hour drink special about…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I stopped by Atlantis on Thursday...

I stopped by Atlantis on Thursday night at 10:00 pm, and they place was pretty crowded. There was an active dollar parade swinging around the bar. Most of the dancers were Black, maybe 4 Latinas…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

I decided to go to on...

I decided to go to on a Thursday night (9/1/2011) in search of a particular dancer that was recommended to me. When I called the club about 9:45 p.m. to see if she was…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Decided to give PP another try...

Decided to give PP another try even after I was seriously tempted to stop patronizing this club after my last visit. Things are either improving, or my expectations were so low that there was…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Read some not so favorable reviews...

Read some not so favorable reviews about this place lately,and again, depends when you go and what girls are working. I was there this past week on a Wed night and had a great time.…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I visited Taboo Gentelmen’s club two...

I visited Taboo Gentelmen’s club two weeks ago late on a Friday night. The club is rather big. I had to park in the back since the small parking lot in the front was full…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

I decided to check out Fuego...

I decided to check out Fuego on a Thursday since Fridays and Saturdays are ridiculously busy to the point where it can be tough to get attention. Parking was no problem given the lighter…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

For some reason we always end...

For some reason we always end up at this place when there is no where else to go. They serve booze which is cool, but let's face it... You are on Pasco county and…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to the Cadillac Lounge on...

Went to the Cadillac Lounge on a Friday afternoon for the first time. Overall great club with extras if that is what you are looking for. The club wasn't too packed since it…

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Tampa Strip Clubs Getting Ready for GOP Convention

Strip clubs anticipating big business from Republicans. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/01/adult-industry-2012-gop-convention_n_943906.html?utm_source=DailyBrief&utm_campaign=090111&utm_medium=email&utm_content=NewsEntry&utm_term=Daily%20Brief

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Yes, I've heard all of these...

It's OK, at least you won't be splitting me in half. Oh, how cute. Good thing I do my kuegles[?] regularly. No, sorry, I can't deepthr...oh, OK. Wow, shaving really *does* make it look bigger. Don't worry, I've seen smaller.…

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Speaking of loser BFs/Husbands...

Posted 9/1/11 10:31 a.m. CROWN POINT, Ind. (WLS) - A Merrillville man has been charged with allegedly setting fire to a Merrillville motel room because he was upset his wife hadn't made more money at a strip club, and then assaulting…

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Adult Industry Prepares For 2012 GOP Convention

From Huffington Post TAMPA, Fla. -- Following an extensive remodel, the Penthouse Club in Tampa, Fla., is finally ready for next summer's Republican National Convention. Club operator DeWayne Levesque has installed two secluded VIP sections, which he hopes will help his…

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FL east or west, who's better

Im looking into driven over to either the west or east for a club I've read the reviews for all the "nudies" and I cant decide I want to go to a good and reasonable club so any advice on…

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Not missing the club scene?

I frequently read and hear from other dancers that when they are away from the club for a period of time, they begin to miss it. I have never understood why. A majority of them miss their "friends", the money,…

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In a rut, and not minding it much at all.

As someone else pointed out to me somewhat recently, I am in a rut (though it might be more accurate to leave out the indefinite article) with one girl. It's just that it's such a *pleasant* rut, with her being…

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Eastern Montana/Western North Dakota - SC Wasteland?

A business trip to the Bakken field areas of these two states is looming for me. No clubs listed on tuscl in that part of Montana and in Williston and Minot in North Dakota the reviews of the clubs are…

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Is it really a fantasy?

The ladies[sic] on the pink site tell you that they are just selling a fantasy. We know that some are selling more than that. But I guss that depends on your definition of a fantasy. If you go looking for love…

From Zero To ATF In Seven Years

<p> &quot;Son, what you need is a high dollar hooker.&quot;<br /> <br /> I couldn&#39;t believe my ears. The Police Chief I worked for was telling me to do something illegal. No, he wasn&#39;t trying to set me up. After ten years of friendship, he had assumed the mantle of father figure. He had actually told me that we were going to have a father and son talk.<br /> <br /> I&#39;m getting ahead of myself.<br /> <br /> Everyone has a story. Mine is the story of a bright, but high functioning autistic, kid with a dream. Trapped in a small town, the dream was to escape the town and live in a big city. To that end, I studied hard, never partied, and never took…

How not to be a Pathetic Loser

<p> Yes, I am a pathetic loser(PL). I&#39;ve read a few articles on this site but haven&#39;t run into any that tell you how to avoid being a PL. I am going to tell you my story so you can understand how I came to be a PL. You can avoid becoming one like me by reading this and understanding by my example how one becomes such a loser.<br /> The saga starts with the end of my deployment to Iraq. I came home after spending a year in the &quot;big sandbox&quot; with several serious injuries and PTSD. The injuries included a traumatic brain injury and a spinal cord injury. The docs at Fort Bragg wanted me to stay for several months…

Las Vegas Strip Clubs: Dealing With The Hustle

I&#39;m a semi-regular visitor to the Las Vegas strip clubs, mainly Spearmint Rhino, Sapphire&#39;s and Olympic Garden. This article is geared towards those who visit these mega-clubs and not so much the smaller places popular with locals where hustle is less of an issue.<br /> <br /> A quick look at the reviews on the Rhino and Sapphire pages confirm that most everyone who visits is going to be aggressively pushed for dances non-stop at these clubs and, in some unfortunate cases, likely will even encounter outright rudeness even if they politely decline dances. Obviously this comes with the territory for these clubs but what this article is about is trying to find some formula for minimizing your exposure to quite frankly,…

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Julianne Hough's racy cellphone pics leaked by hackers

Over 100 personal pictures from Hough's phone were leaked online, including photos of the 23-year-old dancer/actress in bikinis, lingerie, a blonde mustache and kissing her boyfriend, Ryan Seacrest. The hackers, who call themselves the Hollywood Leaks group claimed responsibility for the…

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Kansas City

Im going there this weekend and im wondering if u guys can help with trying to select a good club to go to thanks.

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Altering Your Strip Club Experience: Drugs

I saw someone mention they didn't drink in the clubs and it got me wondering how many of us do what at the strip club? Personally, I drink alcohol and smoke marijuana and will till the day I die. At clubs…

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How many of you have Dougster on ignore?

Yeah I'm pulling his chain, but I find his name calling and hissy fits both amusing and annoying. Just curious.

Comedian Dave Chappelle Rocks a Hollywood Strip Club DJ Booth!

<p> The only better thing in the world than a room full of hot naked women is Dave Chappelle frequenting the strip club I&#39;m working at in Hollywood and jumping in the DJ Booth! In Dave&#39;s own words as the dancer is coming down off stage 5: &quot;Heeey fellas, won&#39;t you please tip Peaches and give to the United Negro College Fund!&quot;<br /> <br /> You can read the full story on Amazon Kindle and i-Tunes by KNAC writer and long time DJ Michael Fischer in &quot;True Confessions of a Hollywood Strip Club DJ.&quot; TOP RATED #1 Strip Club book ON AMAZON and The most hilarious book ever written about the strip club industry!<br /> <br /> True Confessions of a Hollywood Strip Club DJ…

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VALET PARKING AT SC

am I the only one that avoids clubs that have mandatory valet parking? I do not want to hand over the keys to my car to some unknown person standing in front of a SC. even if the…

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Government finally does some good with your money.

Lawsuit Alleges D.C. Grant Money Went to Strip Club Published August 30, 2011 WASHINGTON – A District of Columbia nonprofit is accused in a lawsuit of using money from the district's HIV/AIDS program to renovate a warehouse that's now a strip…

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A likely story.

Massage Parlor Mistrial Declared After Masseuse Recognizes Defense Lawyer as Client Posted Aug 30, 2011 6:41 AM CDT A Chicago federal judge declared a mistrial last week in a sex-trafficking prosecution after a masseuse who worked for the defendant and testified…

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Use cash only

when going to a sc. the best thing to do is this. 1. leave the credit card,at/debit card at home 2. use cash only. That way when the cash runs out you walk out. But have cab fare or gass money hiden…

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Man sues Hustler Club for $28K bar tab

Posted: 3:50 PM, August 30, 2011 They apparently don't call it the Hustler Club for nothing. A Manhattan man says he ended up with a mysterious $28,000 bar tab during a single visit to the Hell's Kitchen hottie-spot. W.A. Ilg…

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Past effecting the future

Another one. A guy this time. http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/208109/58/Florida-teacher-fired-for-porn-past Reminds me of all those sisters on the pink site who are going to become "teachers," "nurses," and work with children. Oh no you're not! Right or wrong, I don't see it…

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Your tax dollars at work. Be sure to enlarge the photo. LMAO.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/public-fornication/uniformed-cop-sex-on-car-hood-756390

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Jacksonville, NC

I just got back to the area and a lot has changed. I'm looking for a seedier bar with a solid back room or private area. I used to go to Tobies a lot but it seems it…

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One foot on the floor rule.

Recently at a popular Atlanta club I was getting a $10 table dance from this spinner black chick. She was a little tipsy and was apparently breaking the house rules with me. She was in my lap and giving me…

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Lust at McDonalds.

Hell, I'm sitting at Micky D's this morning and this stacked young brunette strolls in. I try not to be too obvious staring at her tits, but I am so tempted to ask what club she works at. Do you…

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LE didn't get tipped off by TUSCL. Club isn't listed here.

Three jailed for hiring teenage stripper for north Houston night club Stephen Dean , Houston Page One Examiner August 29, 2011 - Like this? Subscribe to get instant updates. It was a different kind of child labor that yielded 3 felony arrests at a…

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SEX & Science

Last evening I watched some programs about the Science of Sex. Very intriguing stuff. A good deal of how we work sexually is controlled by Biology & Genetics. Some info spoken about is rather obvious, but I learned a few…

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New HIV case causes LA porn industry shutdown

New HIV case causes LA porn industry shutdown LOS ANGELES — An adult film performer has tested positive for HIV, causing porn producers to shut down shoots in Southern California as the diagnosis is confirmed through re-testing, according to an…

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New Texas Laws

On Thursday, 1,500 new laws take effect in Texas. I've listed some of the more interesting and pertinent laws (note-the Texas Legislature meets for 10 weeks every other year) Bad bars: Permits to sell alcohol will not be issued to or…

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Hurricane Irene aftermath: favorite strip club closed due to power outage

Power may not be restored until Friday. I'm calling the Governor.

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A Day At The Beach!

not a typical day though, especially around here. it's a really nice day today so i decided to go for a swim and hang out at a local beach today. this particular beach is probably about 3/4 of a mile…

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Stop with the "f***ing" reviews!!!

I've noticed guys putting things in reviews that aren't so subtle, shit like this: "They both started jerking me and kissing each side of my nick while I was rubbing one's pussy and sliding inside the other's butt crack. One of…

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Still on the DL

I did some yard work a few days back and developed a nasty case of poison ivy on my hands, forearms, legs. . .and, yes, crotch. I thought that I had washed my hands frequently, but I forgot to…

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Cat fight

Athens GA police officers responded to a fight between six dancers at Topper's International Showbar about 3 a.m. Sunday, according to a report. The fight began when one of the dancers hit another with a hairbrush during an argument, bruising her…

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Foot fetish. NO. This is NOT me. :)

When I was 13, a friend of my mom's molested me and introduced me into the world of foot fetishism. She used her feet on me while wearing high-heeled mules until I climaxed and it stuck with me. I had…

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Opinions on taking non GF female to SC

A friend of mine and I were talking the other day and she brought up the topic of strip clubs. She says she's been to a few with "the girls" and asked if I'd ever been to one. I admitted…

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Spas and Salons

If you guys want to pay girls for some bonified lovin' why strippers?? Why not just go to a spa or one of those nude modeling salons??

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R.O.B. ???

I agree with the idea if otc is on the menue most girls will tell you up front and it will happen not to long after a few visists like 1 to 3. But my question is has any of…

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'I Feel Safe With You' ??

Last week saw the return visit of a young female geophysicist to my isolated bush camp for some more consulting work. One of the badass rig pigs got a little out of line with her and I had to tune…

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Dancer coming

So last night I reconnected with a past ATF who has been traveling out-of-state to work in greener pastures. But she was back at my favorite club last night and things picked right up where we had left off. Midway…

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Christal photo and more...

Trust me guys. You won't be dusappointed. http://www.topshelfent.com/femaledancers.htm

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Ethics of Lust: On the Legality of Stripping and Burlesque

Interesting article with photos. http://www.autostraddle.com/ethics-of-lust-on-the-legality-of-stripping-and-burlesque-107383/

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This time it's in Albuquerque

A bouncer at an Albuquerque strip club is in critical condition after being shot seven times by a customer. Police say there was a fight between several people just before 2 a.m. Saturday inside the TD's Show Club at 6001…

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Trophy Club in Greenville SC

Hey all, How far is thr trophy club from the greenville airport?

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Strangest/weirdest/grossest patron you've ever seen at a strip club?

We all know that strip clubs attract all kinds.....well-dressed business men, poor college kids, creepy pervs, and gangsters just to name a few. The only thing all male strip club patrons have in common is that they have a…