This is a hard club to...

This is a hard club to review. The place is run down and kinda shady with a metal detector pat down. There is a mirror on one whole wall in the club so it makes it deceiving on how big it is, which is tiny. L The girls are mostly doughy and flabby except for 1. All are tattooed and most had the belly side tramp stamp which is a little turn off. That being said they all seemed super friendly and fun to talk to, just not hot at all. (except the one who woudnt even look my way). One was pushing 40 and another danced like she had epilepsy. they seemed to promise alot of friction on the lap dance area but I don't partake based on the above. It's $20 per song or you can negotiate 2 for $30. Beer was only in cans no bottles and as usual for strip clubs a pretty terrible selection. But it was only $4.50 for a Bud. I gave it about 45 minutes and had seen enough. Since I'm touring the Chicago area for work I have been to a few clubs around here and this is definately on the low end of strip clubs!