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14 years ago

Another dumb ass!

Man calls 911, claims he was robbed by a prostitute

(WICHITA, Kan.)— He said she didn't look like the woman in the ad.

Wichita police arrested a man for hiring a prostitute, after he called 911 claiming the call girl robbed him.

Police say it happened at a motel on W. Kellogg around 5:15 Wednesday morning. Police say the 26-year-old man told officers he ordered an escort from an online classified website.

When the woman arrived, he paid her the money. But, then complained that she didn't look like the woman in the ad and asked for his money back.

The woman told him there were no refunds and left.

The man called police. Police tell us, there was no robbery, the man was simply not satisfied with the call girl.

Since the man admitted to trying to pay a woman for sex, officers booked him for hiring a prostitute.

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georgmicrodong

What the fuck are these people thinking when they do this? Oh, wait.

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Dudester

Definitely not a TUSCL bro.

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vincemichaels

I've got a few bridges he might be interested in buying.

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troop

fuck the bridges, how about a closed hazardous waste dump?! ;-)

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Alucard

When the woman walked in the door why didn't this Dumb Fuck tell her to leave because she was not what he expected, instead of handing his $$$ over. He deserves whatever he gets.

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staxwell

Three losses in one night. Damn Amateuer! smh

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