It's OK, at least you won't be splitting me in half. Oh, how cute. Good thing I do my kuegles[?] regularly. No, sorry, I can't deepthr...oh, OK. Wow, shaving really does make it look bigger. Don't worry, I've seen smaller. My ten year old likes to walk around naked. My 10 year old has a bigger one. Try your finger, maybe it's long enough. Is it in? How old are you? Can you see it when you pee?
And a host more.

