Yes, I've heard all of these...

9/1/2011 11:00:49 AM

It's OK, at least you won't be splitting me in half.
Oh, how cute.
Good thing I do my kuegles[?] regularly.
No, sorry, I can't deepthr...oh, OK.
Wow, shaving really *does* make it look bigger.
Don't worry, I've seen smaller. My ten year old likes to walk around naked.
My 10 year old has a bigger one.
Try your finger, maybe it's long enough.
Is it in?
*How* old are you?
Can you see it when you pee?

And a host more.

13 comments

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shadowcat

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13 years ago

Dancer: who you gonna satisfy with that?
Me: Me!

runrdude

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13 years ago

Too damn funny! Doesn't matter much what they say, it's what they do that counts!

Alucard

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13 years ago

"Doesn't matter much what they say, it's what they do that counts!"

That's for darn SURE!

fetish_dancer

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13 years ago

I think your confidence is astounding, GMD. And that's not SS.

gatorfan

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13 years ago

I hate it when the stripper says hers is bigger

georgmicrodong

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13 years ago

runrdude: Absolutely.

fetish_dancer: Confidence? Not really, it's it that all the shame has been burned away. :)

gatorfan: That, fortunately, is not one I've seen. :)

scpatron

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13 years ago

I can relate! Being a "smaller" dude (i.e. an "A-Cup" in the dick department) has been the bane of my existence at times, but with age I've learned to practice more self-acceptance. After all, you can't help what God/genetics/etc. gave you. You can only work with what you've got and not let it stop you from going after everything you want! (And of course, it never hurts to bring along a Viagra and a roll of twenties.)

smokeshopjoe

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13 years ago

@GMD shame what is that I have never had any.

an old lady once said to me "Have you no shame?" and I quipped back, "Nope never had any."

10inches

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13 years ago

small dick guys should learn to eat pussy better!!!

rell

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13 years ago

lol sorry fellas i cant relate

Clubber

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13 years ago

10,

Correct. To be honest, in my normal life, I have always preferred oral. To me a tongue/mouth can do so many wonderful things. And a very BIG plus, she babies are never involved!

newmark

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13 years ago

I agree with Scpatron, and not just because of the HOT avatar. A roll of twenties will work wonders. At the end of the day, size does matter: the size of your bankroll.

staxwell

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13 years ago

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