Yes, I've heard all of these...
georgmicrodong
Just a fat, creepy old pervert.
It's OK, at least you won't be splitting me in half.
Oh, how cute.
Good thing I do my kuegles[?] regularly.
No, sorry, I can't deepthr...oh, OK.
Wow, shaving really *does* make it look bigger.
Don't worry, I've seen smaller. My ten year old likes to walk around naked.
My 10 year old has a bigger one.
Try your finger, maybe it's long enough.
Is it in?
*How* old are you?
Can you see it when you pee?
And a host more.
Oh, how cute.
Good thing I do my kuegles[?] regularly.
No, sorry, I can't deepthr...oh, OK.
Wow, shaving really *does* make it look bigger.
Don't worry, I've seen smaller. My ten year old likes to walk around naked.
My 10 year old has a bigger one.
Try your finger, maybe it's long enough.
Is it in?
*How* old are you?
Can you see it when you pee?
And a host more.
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Me: Me!
That's for darn SURE!
fetish_dancer: Confidence? Not really, it's it that all the shame has been burned away. :)
gatorfan: That, fortunately, is not one I've seen. :)
an old lady once said to me "Have you no shame?" and I quipped back, "Nope never had any."
Correct. To be honest, in my normal life, I have always preferred oral. To me a tongue/mouth can do so many wonderful things. And a very BIG plus, she babies are never involved!