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14 years ago

Yes, I've heard all of these...

It's OK, at least you won't be splitting me in half. Oh, how cute. Good thing I do my kuegles[?] regularly. No, sorry, I can't deepthr...oh, OK. Wow, shaving really does make it look bigger. Don't worry, I've seen smaller. My ten year old likes to walk around naked. My 10 year old has a bigger one. Try your finger, maybe it's long enough. Is it in? How old are you? Can you see it when you pee?

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shadowcat

Dancer: who you gonna satisfy with that? Me: Me!

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runrdude

Too damn funny! Doesn't matter much what they say, it's what they do that counts!

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Alucard

"Doesn't matter much what they say, it's what they do that counts!"

That's for darn SURE!

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fetish_dancer

I think your confidence is astounding, GMD. And that's not SS.

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gatorfan

I hate it when the stripper says hers is bigger

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georgmicrodong

runrdude: Absolutely.

fetish_dancer: Confidence? Not really, it's it that all the shame has been burned away. :)

gatorfan: That, fortunately, is not one I've seen. :)

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scpatron

I can relate! Being a "smaller" dude (i.e. an "A-Cup" in the dick department) has been the bane of my existence at times, but with age I've learned to practice more self-acceptance. After all, you can't help what God/genetics/etc. gave you. You can only work with what you've got and not let it stop you from going after everything you want! (And of course, it never hurts to bring along a Viagra and a roll of twenties.)

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smokeshopjoe

@GMD shame what is that I have never had any.

an old lady once said to me "Have you no shame?" and I quipped back, "Nope never had any."

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10inches

small dick guys should learn to eat pussy better!!!

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rell

lol sorry fellas i cant relate

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Clubber

10,

Correct. To be honest, in my normal life, I have always preferred oral. To me a tongue/mouth can do so many wonderful things. And a very BIG plus, she babies are never involved!

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newmark

I agree with Scpatron, and not just because of the HOT avatar. A roll of twenties will work wonders. At the end of the day, size does matter: the size of your bankroll.

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staxwell

:)

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