Hell, I'm sitting at Micky D's this morning and this stacked young brunette strolls in. I try not to be too obvious staring at her tits, but I am so tempted to ask what club she works at. Do you guys feel inclined to hit a club after seeing a fine young thing like this one? I do.
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last commentvince - Since when have you needed an excuse?
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Did you ask her if she wanted to see your Big Mac?
GROAN!
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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I always have a kind of reverse problem. When I hit the clubs or spend some time in TJ and then move back into the general population I have an impluse to think I can approach a civie the same as a dancer or bar girl in TJ. I have this reacurring nightmare where I am explaining to a judge "yes I did grope her breasts but I did tip her a dollars".
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wwpmi I had that nightmare too lol
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Hmmm...I'm craving a breakfast burrito right now :).
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I get an urge to go see my ATF!
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Yes, but now it is the MILFs at my kids' school. Maybe I should join the PTA.
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PTA? - Prick Teasers Association. :)
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I'm with wwpmi. I find myself folding bills lengthwise and wanting to tuck the carhops at Sonic.
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when i see a hot civillian chick i sometimes have to stop myself from going into strip club mode.
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I'm laughing too hard at the title to do much more than write this, Vince.
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Well, that's fine, fetish_dancer, I don't mind, and shadowcat, no I don't need an excuse, but had you been with me this morning at McDonalds up here in beautiful, Roseville, Michigan. You may have felt a similar urge. LOL
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vm,
I bet is was not a brunette, rather, a red head and you just saw Ronald McDonald, but were in a famished state and seeing things!
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More toward Vince's original point...It is kind of funny to guess the liklihood that a girl is a dancer.
Where I live (in the middle of nowhere in Missouri) there's a small town with a big military fort near the interstate. This town also has two clubs right near the interstate which get a lot of business from horny soldiers. There's a truck stop in between them with a Subway restaurant. If you go in that Subway early in the evening or late at night after the clubs close, you're sure to see some hot young women buying sandwiches before or after work.
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@looneylarry: I have the exact same issue. Especially the cute divorcees / single moms that are trying to get their groove back.
@VM: it takes me a few weeks to not look directly at civilian girls and reach for my cash after visiting SCs.
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@HonestT--some of these single moms that had a kid when they were 18 ten years ago are HOT. Can they see the desperation in my voice when I try to set up play dates?
@Digitech--did any of those Subway stops work out? Are you talking about the Warrensburg clubs? I heard that the MO law change kicked the hell out of them.
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If you see an attractive girl alone at Wal-Mart in make up and fake lashes at 3AM, she's prob a dancer.
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