'I Feel Safe With You' ??

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farmerart
Last week saw the return visit of a young female geophysicist to my isolated bush camp for some more consulting work. One of the badass rig pigs got a little out of line with her and I had to tune him up a little bit.

'I feel so safe with you around,' the young woman told me.

If she ever saw my moves in the VIP of a SC..............I dunno??

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gatorfan
13 years ago
And I feel horny with you honey!
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runrdude
13 years ago
LOL She might surprise you. A joint hunting expedition could be in order when you make it back to civilization.
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Stiletto25
13 years ago
I can see how she would say that and I've never met you. Your Tuscl persona is very personable and strong. You give off a good vibe.
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Dudester
13 years ago
Art, you and I have a lot in common-we become the alpha male in whatever group we're in. For me, the downside is that I become the girl's "friend" and although she sees me as protector and alpha male, she will never ever spread her legs for me, and I'm too much of a gentleman to demand tribute.
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harrydave
13 years ago
I'm thinking, Dudley Doright and Nell right now.
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LeeH
13 years ago
art, I started to read this before I noticed it was your post and was trying to figure out what "young female geophysicist to my isolated bush camp" was a euphemism for.
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shadowcat
13 years ago
What is that old saying about letting the fox guard the chicken coop?
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vincemichaels
13 years ago
Art, do what you feel is right. LMAO
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looneylarry
13 years ago
I think that's your in. You need to get back to civilization, shower up, and show her a good time. But you may lose a geophysicist.
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staxwell
13 years ago
As crazy as it may sound, I've heard once you spend a total of 7 hours with a girl(socially) she'll be comfortable enough to sleep with you.
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