Still on the DL

I did some yard work a few days back and developed a nasty case of poison ivy on my hands, forearms, legs. . .and, yes, crotch. I thought that I had washed my hands frequently, but I forgot to wash my forearms. I also think that I had scratched my package through my clothes a few times, but it must have been enough to affect it. Then, the more you scratch and rub, the more it itches. A grinding lapper would have turned me into hamburger. So I try to think of other things. And no boobies. They ought to refine that shit and use it as a military weapon.