I've been bitten twice in the nipples by drunken customers. Not a firm nip, a fucking BITE. The first time I was so surprised I just froze for a second, then departed as the painful tears came. I did come back out of the dressing room and told the bouncer what had happened. The biter was later escorted out for trying to choke another dancer.
The second time I was giving an LD at the stage and some fucker bit me and I gave him a light smack. "Don't do that," I said. He just lunged as if to bite me again so I got my tip and went back on stage.
Next dude to bite me gets punched.
WTF possesses someone to BITE dancers? I don't care how drunk you are; those are boobs, the blazing stars in the sky of a male's existence, and you should treat them nicely. Also, there's the chance that you could drunkenly bite hard enough to draw blood, and that's not fun for anyone. Firm tweaking, a little nip, those I can handle. I don't suspect any TUSCLers make a hobby out of biting dancers ('cept maybe Douchester) but maybe some of you can shed some insight..

