Strangest/weirdest/grossest patron you've ever seen at a strip club?
Saturday, August 27, 2011 5:53 PM
We all know that strip clubs attract all kinds.....well-dressed business men, poor college kids, creepy pervs, and gangsters just to name a few. The only thing all male strip club patrons have in common is that they have a penis. Even with such diversity, you still sometimes see a guy who manages to stick out. Maybe he's really weird or extra creepy, or maybe he's disgusting and smelly. So who/what is the strangest, most memorable patron you've run across at a strip club?
I'll start......about 15 years ago at the O'Farrell Theater a couple of my friends and I were there in the daytime. It was still fairly early so the club wasn't crowded. There was an elderly gentleman sitting about 3 rows back watching the stage show. He had to have been in his late 70's or early 80's. He wore a trench coat and sat there completely expressionless with his unmoving mouth held slightly open (I don't think he had teeth). Every minute or so, he'd reach into his trench coat and pull out a small pair of binoculars and put them to his eyes. He'd watch through the binoculars for about 30 seconds and then put them down. And that's how it went, he sat there completely alone, completely expressionless, and completely weird watching the show through binoculars.
More recently, a friend and I were sitting at the rail watching the show. We didn't really notice at the time, but another guy sat down near us, right as the dancer approached our corner. Anyway, a horrible smell filled the area and since it happened right as the dancer came over, we both thought it was her....a poor stinky dancer. Of course, she eventually moved on but the smell stayed, that's when we realized it wasn't her, but the guy sitting near us. We both immediately got up and moved.
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