Strangest/weirdest/grossest patron you've ever seen at a strip club?
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We all know that strip clubs attract all kinds.....well-dressed business men, poor college kids, creepy pervs, and gangsters just to name a few. The only thing all male strip club patrons have in common is that they have a penis. Even with such diversity, you still sometimes see a guy who manages to stick out. Maybe he's really weird or extra creepy, or maybe he's disgusting and smelly. So who/what is the strangest, most memorable patron you've run across at a strip club?
I'll start......about 15 years ago at the O'Farrell Theater a couple of my friends and I were there in the daytime. It was still fairly early so the club wasn't crowded. There was an elderly gentleman sitting about 3 rows back watching the stage show. He had to have been in his late 70's or early 80's. He wore a trench coat and sat there completely expressionless with his unmoving mouth held slightly open (I don't think he had teeth). Every minute or so, he'd reach into his trench coat and pull out a small pair of binoculars and put them to his eyes. He'd watch through the binoculars for about 30 seconds and then put them down. And that's how it went, he sat there completely alone, completely expressionless, and completely weird watching the show through binoculars.
More recently, a friend and I were sitting at the rail watching the show. We didn't really notice at the time, but another guy sat down near us, right as the dancer approached our corner. Anyway, a horrible smell filled the area and since it happened right as the dancer came over, we both thought it was her....a poor stinky dancer. Of course, she eventually moved on but the smell stayed, that's when we realized it wasn't her, but the guy sitting near us. We both immediately got up and moved.
I'll start......about 15 years ago at the O'Farrell Theater a couple of my friends and I were there in the daytime. It was still fairly early so the club wasn't crowded. There was an elderly gentleman sitting about 3 rows back watching the stage show. He had to have been in his late 70's or early 80's. He wore a trench coat and sat there completely expressionless with his unmoving mouth held slightly open (I don't think he had teeth). Every minute or so, he'd reach into his trench coat and pull out a small pair of binoculars and put them to his eyes. He'd watch through the binoculars for about 30 seconds and then put them down. And that's how it went, he sat there completely alone, completely expressionless, and completely weird watching the show through binoculars.
More recently, a friend and I were sitting at the rail watching the show. We didn't really notice at the time, but another guy sat down near us, right as the dancer approached our corner. Anyway, a horrible smell filled the area and since it happened right as the dancer came over, we both thought it was her....a poor stinky dancer. Of course, she eventually moved on but the smell stayed, that's when we realized it wasn't her, but the guy sitting near us. We both immediately got up and moved.
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Just Different! A Blind patron. Fortunately for him the Club WAS NOT an Air Dance establishment!!! For him "Hands On" has real meaning.
On one particularly strange stripclub visit, I saw both a man in a kilt (no I didn't check to see if he was commando), and a guy I christened Wolf Boy - he was about 18 yo and furry. He looked like a werewolf. I think I even heard him howl once. Very odd indeed.
This went on for several months before a new day manager ran the guy off.
I'm sorry I don't have any fat guy stories, but I just don't have any which are memorable.
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about a year ago i saw this guy that was so fat (estimate 350-400 pounds) that he broke out in a sweat just sitting in the club even though the temp was cool. he was also unwashed/dirty looking and i watched a fairly hot dancer give him some real close up 10 dollar lappers and i was thinking ugh, i'll never buy dances from that chick.
regarding people pissing themselves. a couple months ago in a regular local bar where i hang out a couple times a week there was this big guy, like 6ft 8in that hangs out there too. he had obviously pissed himself but was just walking around and hanging at the bar seemingly oblivious that he had pissed himself. he's pretty bizarre and he talks to himself. as a matter of fact i was in the bar last night and he was sitting next to me at the bar and talking to himself saying i'd bang her regarding every female that was sitting nearby or walking by and i'm sitting ther thinking don't piss yourself tonight dude.
A guy that paid for table dances, but didn't want the dancer to take off her clothes.
And his hair was perfect.
Ahhwooooo
And drink some cherry wine?
Saw five dumbasses walking past the stage yelling out "Puta!" Yea, they lasted about five minutes before each being thrown out different fire doors. They proceeded to kick at the doors for a while till chased away.
Oh god, I hope it wasn't me your talking about getting a dance from a gal not getting her nakid on. I have to admit doing that - I just wanted someone to talk to late at night and she was pushing it. (Hangs head)
Saw three girls and a transvestite (an ugly one at that) walk in and sit in gyno row. I was sitting around the bouncers as they talked about what to do LOL.
Saw three dudes with slicked back hair and black clothes. Definitely not goths, more like hoodlums. Boy did they give a hella bad vibe. Still remember them ten+ years later.
Probably think of more later on.
I never actually witnessed this, but one of favorite dancers told me this. There is an elderly genteleman that comes to the club every afternoon when there are only 2 or 3 other customers in the club. He never buys dances. He sits at the same table everyday and jerks off. At least he tries to hide it, but everyone knows what he is doing. She warned me not to sit at that table. LOL. I just hope I can jerk off everyday when I'm 80. Maybe jerking off in a club is not so strange. I wonder if this is more common than I realize.
And if we're done making fun of the fat guys, let me tell you the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Several years ago at the Mons Venus in Tampa a young, handsome Italian guy in a cleary very expensive suit - a real stereotypical Mafioso type - walks in with 3 bodyguards. He takes a seat at the stage while his 3 bodyguards (who were all dressed in expensive Italian suits also) stand behind him with their hands crossed in front of them like they're in the friggin' Secret Service or something. After a little while, he chooses a girl, they have a few dances and he leaves. Maybe not a smelly, fat guy story, but not something I see everyday.
It was kind of nice not to be the biggest PL in a SC for once.
"I once spent an afternoon with vincemichaels in Bogarts in Detroit... It was kind of nice not to be the biggest PL in a SC for once."
Not nice, but I feel the same way when he comes south! :)
I am so hurt! After I showed so much concern for your safety during your last adventure. :)
The only thing I can think of that was cool/good about andrew hitting us square was to experience the eye of a hurricane. Surreal!