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Sometimes you find the weirdest pornos… lil’ help?!!

rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

4 yrs ago · 1 min read

I was rickin’ around in an alcoholic fog when I ran across what appears to be a porno appearance of that beagle from the comic strips. The one the rap guy is named after. Yeah, him…apparently he grew a really weird porn ‘stache (weirder than the standard porn ‘stache) and banged a sexy hairless ape in a red pickup. Check this shit out…

Anyhoo…anybody know how to stream that shit because it looks freaky. I really want to blow the really freaky whore’s mind and I don’t think just getting done by a lion is enough. Sure ‘nuff, she’ll enjoy it because I’m a frickin’ lion and a frickin’ rick. But I think she wants good rick sex and somethin’ extra freaky. I think getting banged by a lion while a porno of porn ‘stache Snoop goin’ at it with blondie plays in the background is prolly freaky enough even for freaks. What do you think?

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twentyfive

👍👍👍👍👍

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Cashman1234

That girl appears to be a real freak! She tied up poor Snoopy!

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san_jose_guy

Looks like it must be a pretty good movie. And that Spike there, living in Needles CA.

SJG

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