Bare Cupboard

Newton, NJ. I just came from Stage Dolls and I thought was out there, this one really out in the woods. I think I might have seen big foot and the jersey devil coming here. Any way plenty of parking. Walk in, $10 cover to two guys who look like they play dungeons and dragons all day and night. BYOB, nude spot. Layout is basically square stage with seating around that. VIP/LD area and bathrooms on the back wall. LD is $25 and VIP is $100 for 15 minutes and $200 for 30 minutes. There's a sign on the wall that states these prices. Crowd other than me was one older white guy and three younger hispanic dudes.

Dancers, when I came in there was none. There were customers waiting at the stage so I figured I'd wait it out, somebody has to be here. After like 20 minutes of absolutely nothing, just fucking around on my phone. One chunky black girl comes out, 30 something. The way the other guys cheered you would've thought it was Carmen Electra walking out. Thunderous applause, I guess she was doing a VIP or maybe taking a shit, IDK. But damn ONE dancer and one that I wasn't interested in. fuck that. I have better things to do then to bear down at the bare den so I got the fuck out and headed to Club 15.

I'm looking at past reviews it obviously can get busier but just don't go on a weeknight, hell no. Maybe weekend night it's better but that was a waste of time and waste of $10 tonight. I hate stuff like this because did I really get a feel for this club when I didn't really see who works here? Fuck it on to the next one.