Smallest fish in a really small pond

This was for a visit approximately 2 months ago. Seeing as though it's been 4 years since last review, I don't see this as an issue for my lateness lol

Decided to visit on a Thursday around 8 pm. The club is located on a sleepier corner of an oldish, rustic building. It looks decently big from the outside, but this place is a straight up reverse Tardis. The joint is wayyyy smaller on the inside.

You enter in with a small (and I mean small, only 1 dancer at a time) stage on your right, some rail seating and bunched closely together table seating, and then a bar in the back. Kind of a wedge shape, with the pointy bit as the entrance. The whole floor is cramped as hell though. It couldn't have been much bigger than my first apartment floor space-wise. That may be because LD rooms line the left wall of the club, walled off in little cubbies with a black curtain. But like damn, I felt cramped finding a seat away from the stage.