To the stripper club or play video games all night?
Tiburon
Every woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
night? Down to my last $13K and I'm currently doing a boot camp for trading. First night was intense but apparently this is the light work. I need a drink and a oversized booty to gaze at after that knowledge dump but not sure which to do since I only hope that the course returns the dividends fast. But playing video games also saves me a bunch of money I would spend at the club. What to do, what to do. Any thoughts?
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Just hand your money over to the strippers. All 13k. You can't possibly be more responsible with it if you think you are going to day trade shit.
Give me half what you paid for the course. Light the other half on fire. Call it even.
You don't know what you're up against. Computers programmed by people smarter than any three of us that take advantage of any inefficiency in milliseconds. Investment banks with an army of analysts and traders with an effectively bottomless reservoir of capital. Hedge funds who are the elephants, and you are an ant.
I was part of that machine, once. You don't know how dirty it gets. Inside information everywhere. Martha Stewart only got caught because she was greedy and traded around a binary stock event. Lots of slicker people get away with it.
You are going to lose your ass trading. Smarten up, man.
TL;DR: Internet porn and hand lotion. Buy stock in JPM and Goldman Sachs.
Buy index funds and be patient. Don't try day trading until you have north of 500k just growing from index funds and then have a separate pool of funds if you want to get speculative.
Or take up Tetradon's offer and give him half and burn the other half! I still think my first offer of just giving the strippers 13k is most efficient.
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