Pandora's After Dark
Pandora's has the most reviews of any Washington club on this site. Most of those reviews are for dayshift where the club truly shines. The visit for this review was on a Saturday night from 9:30 to about 10:30 where the feel of the club is completely different.
General club details: On a Saturday night the small parking lot was packed. I got the last spot available in the main lot when I showed up at 9:30 pm. There's another parking lot next door that used to be a bar but as far as I can tell it's long been closed. This lot is always A option but I'm not sure how well or if at all security watches it so I wouldn't leave anything of value in your car if you park there. Cover is $20 on Weekend nights which includes your first drink (non alcoholic thanks to state law). The club has gone through a remodel recently. I wouldn't say it's nice but it's not as run down as it used to be, especially the famous bathroom. On this Saturday night the club was roughly half full, empty enough to easily find a seat either next to the stage or in the back but full enough to not feel like the only perv in town.
The Dancers: Roughly 25 ladies on shift with most body types and races present though I didn't see any Asian ladies. Most of the ladies I'd describe as mid 20's curvy but not in a bad way. There were a couple younger, a couple older, a couple heavier, and a couple thinner but that basic description describes well over half the ladies working. Most of the ladies had modest to no ink and looked all natural (something I don't think I've ever seen at this club before). There was one covered head to toe with tats including probably a dozen face tats and fake tits. On a scale of 1-10 Id put a overall average ranking of a 7 for the ladies, if your a fan of big booties you might give a few of them a higher mark than I did though, I'm more of A Riley Reid or Elsa Jean type fan. The one that came the closest to matching my type I saw went by the name Maddison. Young, thin, athletic, with a soccer player ass. Her stage show was pretty low energy and she was the only one in the building who didn't take off her panties sadly (huge red flags for dances) plus after her stage she just spent the rest of the time I was there chatting with the door guy ( I'm sure he's hitting that, perks of the job I guess). Almost forgot to mention on this night there was no pressure at all to buy dances. Once I told a lady I wasn't interest they moved on none of the "oh common you'll like it, oh common on I'm good, oh common"........crap that can take place sometimes
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