Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

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FLAP3000
Apr 7, 2022, 1:31 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Same Old same old as far as the layout and initial experience. Dark as hell inside, small round dirty ass tables, chewing gum stuck to the floor. $16 to get in, and they tax you like 5% of whatever amount you are getting if you ask for singles. You still have the vultures by the front door, the main one being named Winter. Today she had a friend with her, visually stunning of course but all full of shit. They followed me to my table and would not stop harassing me for about five minutes. Eventually, I started ignoring their questions which prompted them to give me the confused face and start laughing like I was a lame. Finally, they walked away.

Some of the girls I recognized (such as Love and Slim) who both are tall AA’s, chocolate skin and nice bodies. Slim chatted me up for a considerable amount of time and is actually very conversational. She seems to have a positive vibe about her that won me over. She was annoying for a bit though because I’m trying to enjoy the show and she’s talking, showing me shit on her phone, asking questions, etc. i practically missed an entire lineup. Some nice beauties there. I’d say about 10-12 girls there not including the ROB’s. Nice mix - some sexy mixed looking or light skinned AA’s, a couple petite Caucasian spinners, and a brickhouse named Brazilian. I wanted to get a grip on that big ass but Slim had me tied up running her mouth.

Anyways, eventually Slim and I Lost track of dances in the regular LDA - phenomenal 2-way contact. We connected very well during the dances - very passionate. I was a little surprised at the level of contact right in the LDA. Anyways, No prices quoted or asked upfront - after I stopped her she started with an astronomical number when I asked her what the damage was. Gave her half of what she was asking for and she was glad to get it. Cool girl overall, and now that I think about it as I’m writing this - the price wasn’t really that bad as a starting point especially based on how intense the dances were. So I really got a hell of a deal when you think about it. Less than two hundred for at least seven or eight di dances.

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