2 Floriduh lesbos attack man with glitter.

That is just wrong. Although not deadly but really, really fucking annoying.

Ya know, it would be pretty cool if he put the glitter in a freezer

Gotta let the lesbians go because some communities cannot behave like human beings. The moral of the story? Don't do 3 somes with skanks.

I guess the victim couldn’t defend himself against two crazed lesbians armed with glitter? Who knew two lesbians would have more balls than a guy named Colon?

He will NEVER be able to clean and vacuum up all that glitter. It’s impossible to get rid of - and those bitches knew it. They should have to pay for professional cleaning, replacement of carpet, etc.

And those mugshots suck. I like the “Pretty Perps” and “Stripper” mugshots on the Smoking Gun

^ Maybe Mr Colon likes glitter? It might be time for him to come out of the glitter filled closet and let his freak flag fly!

Two things:

1. This is probably a secret fantasy for some members on this board. I could see Subraman saying “I wish two lesbians would bomb me with glitter.”

2. I bet the poor sap in this article will never ever bitch about stripper glitter when leaving a strip club again in his life.

Glitter is pretty high up on my list of things I absolutely cannot stand, so I would have been extremely pissed off.