'Of Hustlers & Edibles

This should go without saying, but NEVER go to the strip club on edibles. Every dancer becomes a ROB if they catch you slipping at least. It's a habit I picked up late last year while being stuck indoor and NY legalizing THC. I am not even a weed smoker. Why am I sharing this information? To give context. I was pretty damn high the night I was there so take some of the story as hyperbole. So here goes ( not including details on the bar layout as I am sure it's been discussed and this is a long story as it is ) :

It was a Saturday night ( few weeks back ), I was visiting my brother in NJ and we decided to check out Club 21. There was a game on that night that he wanted to finished watching there. My first time being at the club since the change from Erotic Cafe ( Oh how I do miss my annual dances with Kelly ). We get there and kid you not, there was about 20 girls are so. A good mix of races and body types, but mostly fit and in their 20s. Turns out there was a bachelor party that earlier that night thus the amount of girls. And yet there was very few costumers by the time we got there ( maybe because the game, or customers being turned away earlier on due to the private event ). The bar now serves full liquor, no more bring your own beer. But hey at least I can enjoy something harder while looking at the talent knowing I would be riding shot gun on the way home.

I came in with cash, as it's rare for me to be in the area. I was approached by an AA dancer named beauty who had some talent on the pole and very fit. We decide to go for a dance in the back for $30. Nothing impressive but she had a nice body. The dance ended and this is where I was introduced to the new generation stripper. They are HUSTLERS on a level that I have never experienced in my life. Maybe now that I am older they assume that it's a privilege to me to be around younger attractive women? Or maybe it's the post-covid wave of dancers that are hungry... Well I give her $40. As I wait for the change she insist on letting her keep it. I had planned on tipping anyway but don't strong arm me. She went into a rant which started with "Did you not enjoy the dance? I work hard at what I do...." I eventually asked her just to give me back $5 at that point which I had to chase her down for outside, standing behind her as she tried to ignore my presence. But I patiently waited as I work hard for my money too and her personality was messing with my high.