TUSCL News

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Worst exchange rate in years

I visited the GTA for work a few weeks ago, and after an evening out for a concert, decided to head to Cafe Atlantis to unwind before returning to my hotel. Being used to mostly…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Experience Clouded by

Made an early weekday afternoon, first-time visit to this club last week. Due to several tactical errors, I ended up having two very different visits to the VIP area, which could be enlightening to other…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Left Happy on a Saturday Afternoon

Visited Club 390 on a Saturday afternoon around 3pm and stayed until around 6pm. During those three hours I had some fun. Parking lot is large, seems secure, no concerns about the area, it's kind…

Sapphire Times Square

New York, New York

Super Tuesday

I met my brother downtown and decided on padding some young women’s college/collagen funds. He said he knew someone at Sapphire so we made the required atm stop (the fee inside the club is $100)…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Think With Your Big Head

So... NYC strip clubs. Some other review said "NYC strip clubs are garbage don't go there." Kinda accurate. First and only SC I've been to in NYC, on a night when I got blueballed by…

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Stage tip that's noticed

Dilemma time! You see a girl on stage you need to talk to. Three guys come up to the girl on stage, no idea what they gave her. You want to be #1 or #2 on the list but not break…

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Early Rap Music

The thread on the passing on Coolio inspired this. This was on Johnny Carson nearly 10 years before The Sugarhill Gang made “Rapper’s Delight” famous https://youtu.be/Ohq9h6QIcHY

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Very fun Saturday night

Was in town for the weekend for an event and decided to give this place I had heard so much about a shot. Down the road from a QT where I was able to pull…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Hot, Black babes...good mileage...$10/dances...need I say more?

I was in Florida and tried out a couple of clubs. See my review of The Body Club. I arrived on a Friday around 5pm. It is a little surreal to drive past the Miami…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Nice place

One of the nicer strip clubs in Tulsa. Clean, pretty friendly staff & good music most days. The restrooms could be better, they are always out of toilet paper. Drinks are pretty steep in price.…

Buck Rubs Gentlemens Club

Reading, Pennsylvania

Good value, low hustle factor, wide variety of dancers

Arrived shortly after 6pm opening and stayed for a few hours midweek. Girls trickled in steadily from 6pm onward until 8 girls were in rotation. Mix of old/young, thin/heavy, while/Latina/black. Half of…

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YOUR FAVORUTE LA CLUBS

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YOUR FAVORITE VEGAS CLUBS

I have to go with Little darlings Chicas Bonitas Spearmint rhino

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A THEORETICAL LEGAL LOOPHOLE FOR PROSTITUTION?

Discuss...

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Very Nice Thursday Afternnon Visit

It was around 2:00 P.M. and I was in the area. I parked on the side, tipped the doorman $2, went inside to the bathroom on the right, and made my way to the back…

Devil's Point

Portland, Oregon

Wednesday early evening visit

Came by this place on a Wednesday in the evening around 5:30pm just to check it out. There were 3 girls dancing, one bartender and maybe one other customer besides myself. The place is not…

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It's the End of the Month / Maybe I should shut my phone off.

I probably should post this on Reddit. I currently have several girls that I am occasionally seeing from Seeking. At the advice of herbtcat, fellow TUSCLer, I have stopped trying to have one exclusive sugar baby.…

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SSI BALLERS

It's gonna be that time of month. Social security checks will hit and the social security ballers will be out. They come in during dayshift Don't buy a drink Get 1 or 2 front room dances Ldk Leave or fall asleep Girls who serviced…

Guilty Pleasures Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Portland strip club haunted house.

Full story and photo: https://www.wweek.com/bars/2022/09/27/oregons-only-strip-club-haunted-house-is-back-with-perhaps-its-most-terrifying-theme-yet-portland/

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Club XXXV - Sabrina

Anyone know where she is? Beautiful built blonde that danced T/W afternoons here.

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

At least there’s titties

TL;DR: There’s naked women to look at, but that’s it. There are only two choices in the city. Both are owned by the same people, so very similar experience here, and the Discotheque Lounge. The…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First Visit to Pandora's Tonight

Reviews aren't loading for me. Any tips?

Exposé

San Diego, California

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego??? CHECK SAN DIEGO. TRY CHECKING SAN DIEGO YOU MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

San Diego, CA. Saturday night. You know what I just love this fucking, it is so God damn gorgeous. And I have facisnation with the movie top gun when I'm here I just drive around…

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Ride into the Danger Zone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKlYpP1KEE San Diego, CA. Right across the street from MCAS Miramar where they filmed a lot of Top Gun back in 1985. Pretty full parking lot, but a lot of that is from a bar called…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

Femmes Lourdes

San Diego, CA. Saturday night. Came in, parking lot is one of those one way aisle lots. I found one spot right at the end. Walk in, to a bunch a strippers greeting you on…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Nice Place, Great Club, Would Go Back

Came in from out of town and had not been in a club in quite a while so I figured to hit up the only club in ATL mentioned in a Motley Crue song. There…

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NICESPICE…WHERE ART THOU?!?!

I SUMMON YOU NOW! SHOW YOURSELF, AT ONCE!

Shangri La West

Fort Wayne, Indiana

better than i hoped but could be better

So i had read the reviews and went in fully aware that Allen county sucks for the monger type. Upon arriving around 9 it was pretty dead. maybe two girls working and as…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Reopening November 1st, 2022

Under new ownership. Officially announced here: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjGlCx6AaCX/?igshid=ZDZjYjU5YmM= No further details known to me at the time of this post, but expecting more info soon.

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It's official: PHC Detroit Reopening!

Officially reopening in November! I don't know how because the city was trying to keep it permanently closed, but Subi made it happen somehow. I apologize to the few I tried to correct with the knowledge I had at the…

Little Darlings

Lemon Grove, California

Come on Everybody, lets all do gay shit and act like little fags out in the Lemon Grove, Follow Meeeeeeeeeeee! 🌈

Lemon Grove, CA. Saturday night after midnight. Just east of San Diego. Club is under a freeway. Parking in the back it was tight but found a couple spots. Walk in, younger hispanic male, pat…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Good value and no hustle...just hot, young girls letting you touch them everywhere!

I was in SoFlo so decided to check out this club. It is on a busy street in Miami, with very little parking. But it was worth the effort. There is security when you enter the…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

My favorite club in Denver doesn’t disappoint

One of my first post-Covid trips and decided to visit my favorite clubs in Denver. Arrived on a weekday shortly after 11pm. Cover was the same. Got a water with my drink ticket (no…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

First time back in a while and it was ok.

So, this is my first time hitting any club since April/May. I just returned from Mexico and living there for 6 months, escorting reigns supreme over clubbing. 100 bucks for a top quality girl for…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Holding Out Hope

I've been to this place a few times in recent months after making trips to sample the Bridgeport action. HO's is convenient b/c it's just a few miles off I-95. But that's about…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

A lot of potential, but was disappointed

I was in Houston for work and wanted to try a new club. I was staying by the Galleria. I came here and found The Colorado. When I pulled up they have a huge Vegas…

Club 76

Youngstown, Ohio

Fun Evening

This place is near the intersection of I76 and I80 on Ohio 46. There are a lot of truck facilities in the area as well as on this drive. The building is in a strip…

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Initiation Into The Organization, inspired by Story of 'O' and de Naglowska

TUSCL is currently under attack by those using a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Unchecked this will destroy TUSCL. The persons who have done this are Ishmael, Heaving, Nicespice, and Georgemicrodong. ******************************* Earlier Thread https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=81041 Original Thread https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=80923 So our same two women are talking again: "They say…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Back to the Rhino

I arrived around 11pm on a recent Tuesday night. This was my first post Covid visit to the Rhino. Cover charge was approximately $43.50 or some similar asinine amount. Why don’t they just…

Peppermint Hippo Neenah

Neenah, Wisconsin

Slow club on a Wednesday

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 4. Large parking lot in front. When I walked in to the club there were two dancers, two patrons and a bartender. The bar is…

Bomb City Cabaret

Amarillo, Texas

A much better visit than last month.

My last review wasn't very flattering, however since I travel thru Amarillo once or twice a month, I've had another opportunity to visit, and this trip was much better. For those who don't wish to read…

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Initiation Into The Organization, inspired by Story of 'O' and de Naglowska

TUSCL is currently under attack by those using a Weapon of Mass Destruction. Unchecked this will destroy TUSCL. The persons who have done this are Ishmael, Heaving, Nicespice, and Georgemicrodong. I call upon Founder to shut off post HTML,…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

2 red heads working here? I believe that’s new world record.

Phoenix, AZ. Right by the airport. Plenty of parking. I believe this place is new, it’s looks it, very nice club. Walk in cover is $15 I believe but free military. Hottest girl in this…

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San Juan, Puerto Rico

Gonna be there for a week for work. Anybody here have any experience with clubs, quickies, etc there?

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

What happened to those Diet Green Tea Arizona Iced teas? You know the one with the Asian ladies on it. No sugar, only a dollar, I guess they probably caused cancer or some shit

Phoenix, AZ. Not far from BS and HL. Park in the back. Club has a purple light around it. Usually a universal sign for a black club but no not here. Walk in cover was…

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Hurricane Hustles

My phone has pinged more than normal with OTC meetup requests since late last night. This is not doubt due to Hurricane Ian. The good news is it looks like we're avoiding the worst of the impacts here…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

High Noon at Hi Liter

Phoenix, AZ. Alright noon more like 3 but I won’t let that get in the way of a title. Just note I came here the night around 1230. They told me as I entered they…

Essex Gentleman's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

No, No es Sex aqui. We be some ghetto ass strip club!

Phoenix, AZ. Yeah no not England just some hoodrat make it rain club in Phoenix I don't know where they get the naem Essex from. No parking left in the lot so I parked in…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Quick visit to Clancy’s

Saturday afternoon I found myself with a little free time to go play. It was a toss up between Clancys or the Post, decided I’ve seen most of the girls at the Post and wanted…

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Dancers catering to fetishes

Have you ever brought one up that a dancer that had no problem endoldging you with or was not down for? One dancer was telling my of her extensive list of customer requests and I was surprised how open she…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Change of Scenery

It's been years since I graced the doorway of this establishment. Had read the reviews on here and another site and decided it was time to check this club out again. I walked in and…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Enter the Dragon

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night, just came from Candy Store both up here on the north side of town. Drive up, parking lot, walk in the entrance. Girl at the front, cover is $10, free military.…

Desert Flame

Mesa, Arizona

Time to put this fire out 🌊 ....Oh no it was a grease fire! OH NOOOO! SOMEBODY HELP! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! HELP! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mesa, AZ. I call it Table. Friday night. Way the fuck east. Not much if you keep going. Plenty of parking. Walk in, no cover, no id check, no interaction, no nothing. States 2 drink…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Yeah I use a Candy Cane as my pimp cane. Don't judge me bitch.

Phoenix, AZ. Friday night. First of a big time Phoenix club run. Just ate at Carolina's not too far from here and needed to take a massive diarrhea so I came here. Plenty of parking,…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Anaheim.CA 2AMer by vehicle.

All lanes of the westbound 91 Freeway in Anaheim were briefly shut down overnight after a man ran onto freeway lanes and was killed by a car. The crash was first reported at about 1:15 a.m. on the westbound 91 Freeway…

Tijuana

Spanish language mongering resources

Can anyone recommend some mongering forums or youtube channels in Spanish? I'm trying to up my Spanish language game, so reading about and looking at mamacitas at the same time would be great.

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Revisiting your hometown

When was the last time you went back to the place you grew up? I recently went and did just that. Took a walk down memory lane. Went right back to my old school. I peered in the windows looking…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Who says there’s nothing like a free lunch?

A popular Playboy cover model states “Play time is over! F*CK IT! Your cock is going to explode with this set” on her OnlyFans for photos and a video. Shortie44 -Too Explicit. It was not…

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R.I.P. Coolio

59 is too young to die. Coolio proved that Rap need not be the monotonous, vile garbage that we have to pretend is music, but that it could have actual lyrics. "Gangsta's paradise" is the perfect rap song.…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday, Sunday & Monday visit to PHL

This is a review spanning Saturday, Sunday and Monday. The bar is located right off of route 130. Not far from the Pennsylvania and New Jersey turnpikes. The club is pink on the outside. There is…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Little dull but it was Sunday

A quick review of a quick visit Sunday was not entirely disappointed but not as happy as I would have liked. Got there around 4:00 to see a parking lot with 20 cars, my hopes…

Politics

"When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser” - Socrates

Title says it all.

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

Coyote Ugly

Glendale, AZ. Right outside Luke AFB. In a strip mall, enough parking in the lot. Walk in. Bald guy was chatting with a few girls, gets up and gives you a pat down, no cover.…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Good News For People Who Loves Bad News

Okay, so I’ve been wanting to go to this place for a while now because of all the shill reviews I saw on the last few months and wanted to check out the place on…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Too Xplicit

Glendale, AZ. West side. Sunday night. Plenty of parking. Club looks like a big box out on it's own. Can't miss it. Walk in, bald guy at the front. ID scan. Cover is $10 and…

Politics

Congratulations to the people of Donbas and Novorossiya on their vote to rejoin

Congratulations both to Russia and to the Donetsk and Lugansk Republics as well as the Kherson and Zaporozhia regions on the successful conducting of their referendums on rejoining Russia. All four referendums passed and despite fake news in the western media…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Just a Case of the Mondays

Nothing has changed about the layout of HiLiters recently. Walk in - no cover in the early afternoon. They've scanned our ID the last couple times. Rudy's Grill to the right (always decent chicken fingers…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Disappointing visit

I had not been in Toronto since Trudeau closed the border to us Americans, so I decided to check out the clubs while I was in town. Since I saw good review posted…

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What an ugly sloppy turkeyneck punk pussy that squats to piss looks like!

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=11417 you're a fucking moron dipshitscrub! BTW, like I said in another post I have a screenshot so even if you take your link down I can post it here or anywhere else I choose!

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Crazy Girls on a Sunday Afternoon

So I've been stopping by Crazy Girls on occasion and this place has replaced HL as my go to. First, it's closer and second, it's fun! Physical Description: Atrium as you walk in has a…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Confused. I thought the purpose was to get money.

Ok. First time in Philly and visiting this club. The club looks nice from the outside and plenty of parking. Walked in after paying $20 door fee and was pleasantly surprise how nice it looked…

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In A Complex World..

Ever notice how complex everything is these days? I have to subscribe to 3 services just to watch NFL and CFB football games. Cable, Amazon Prime, ESPN+. I don’t even use Amazon Price but I’m paying around $100 a year…

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OT: Home Run Jackpot

Sitting at a bar the other day, one of the drunks mentioned that if/when Aaron Judge hits 62 homers, that ball is estimated to be worth between $800,000 and $1.2 million. The question came up "what would you do?" if…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

This club serves its purpose

Wow! What a shithole this place has turned into over the years. This place was opened by Treasures as a beautiful gentleman's club and over the years it has turned into a filthy…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A different way of doing business

Gated driveway on a corner in an industrial area with an entrance only on passyunk. There is a more noticeable a entrance on the right it leads to a standard adult novelty store with(mostly) gay…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Good value at a decent price

This is just a general review, not a specific visit. I usually visit weekday afternoons so no cover charge, but if you go on Saturday night there's likely to be a cover charge (not sure if…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Post VIP GFE

Daytime visit so paid my $15 entrance and got a quick pat down. My eyes needed to adjust but found a seat on a couch. The square stage is in the center of the room…

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Dancer Pet Peeves

Just a short list of things that normally turn me off from strippers. Septum piercings, nipple piercings, bad breath, dancers that walk the room and not get on the poll, robs, and those who promise “good time” but give low…

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What do men do that annoys you?

Somebody asked me this silly question. My first response was "they breathe"

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Just ok

PLACE: Clean spot, nice music, good lighting, variety of customers, dj did a good job of keeping the place moving. PEOPLE: Dancers were decent, most were 6-8, a 9 every now and then. probably around…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

The memory of this place is better than the present

First time back here since precovid. Couldn't really get out enough to visit until this weekend and went to a favorite haunt of mine. Parking is still the same, I always find it on the…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Tuesday Afternoon Visit

All the reviews of the place are extremely accurate in previous posts. I arrived today which was a Tuesday around 4pm. I have been to Burbon St 2 other times previously. I am fairly new…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Dungeon Room

I visited for the first time in a long time. Henry was still there the last time I was there, and it was pre-renovation. I noticed they now have a Dungeon Room, where some video booths used to be.…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Slow Night for Partnering

I’ve read reviews here and this place always looked interesting, but I was never close enough to visit. I had the fortune (or misfortune) to be in Erie on a rainy Tuesday night so I…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Casual Saturday with No Really Big Girls

Hadn't been here in a couple of months. Lately it's been hit or miss with the type of women here on any given evening that float my boat. We all know the basic layout----Big rectangular stage…

Mermaids Gentleman's Club

St Pete Beach, Florida

Mermaids on the Corner

Vacationing on St. Pete Beach with frequent trips to Treasure Island and John's Pass, everyone knows the location of Mermaids. It's often used when people give directions, "turn left at Mermaids". But most…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Occasional Fun

Haven't been to Night Moves since they moved locations during COVID, but the overall "feel" of the new location is similar to the old location. The new location feels a bit smaller, but it may…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Relaxing Afternoon Visit

Had some time to kill on a Thursday afternoon and decided to check this place out. There was ample parking in the lot when I arrived about 2pm. Upon entering I was quickly greeted by…

Show Palace

Darien, Wisconsin

Surprisingly upscale for rural WI

Stopped in the Show Palace on a weeknight for a short visit and was immediately surprised by how nice and clean the club was. Maybe I am too used to country dive bars, or…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

A solid night with a Beautiful woman.

I came on a Friday night after partying. The location isn’t bad at all and surprisingly well lit. We got charged a cover of $40 at the door but I was already tipsy and it…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First time bliss, second time miss

Backstory: I was once visited kittens and got a lap dance in the VIP rooms with this absolute smoke show who, unprompted said it was okay for me to touch her, everywhere, and she took…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Best strip club in TX

Best strip club in TX barnone. Most bang for your buck. Cover $12. Came at 1530 and left at 1915. When I get in and got a Corona this old hag starts bothering me. She's not…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Downtown for the Win!

When I'm in NYC, and if I end up going to FlashDancers, I typically go to the one in Mid-Town. This time, I decided to change things up, and after looking at a few…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Nice Vibe, but everything costs a lot

Made it to MPIRE on a Tuesday around 6pm and stayed around 11pm. First time since COVID. A couple of 8s and 9s dancing. Met a nice girl who wanted to be…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Columbus OH 2AMer

COLUMBUS, Ohio (WCMH) — Five people are recovering after being shot at a strip club in north Columbus, according to police. (NBC4) CPD state that at around 2:45 a.m., officers were sent to The Doll House strip club on Karl Court and…

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Vegas

Gents, joined recently and I'm no stranger to vegas. These days "post pandemic" I will be there for work and I'm looking to discretely have some fun. i tend to to to eros/slixa/tryst to explore convenient arrangements' but catfishing in…

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We're the same species? 🤯

Somebody just told that women and men are the same species??? That doesn't sound right.... I am very confused how this person could think such a thing.

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Miami Dolphins Fans Set Up Make-Shift Strip Club in parking lot

Full story & video: https://dailysnark.com/2022/09/27/miami-dolphins-fans-set-up-make-shift-strip-club-in-parking-lot-of-stadium-sunday/

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Summer Isn’t Over…She Is Here!

Back in Seattle and decided to give Kittens another shot since it is closer to the airport than our usual go to, Pandora’s. Typically, we get more pressure than I like from this place.…

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Amateur nights

Do any clubs still have these? Haven't heard of one in a long time.

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McDonald’s to add adult Happy Meals to the menu

They include a can of McBudweiser and a coupon for a lap dance https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/09/27/business/mcdonalds-adults-happy-meal/index.html

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Pre-Engaged Taylor? Or maybe I’m just lucky

I feel like every one of these reviews start the same way. Pink building off of 130 with a decent parking lot. Everyone knows to go in the afternoon vs. night for reasons that have…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Taylor still here?

Is Taylor still here or did she retire ? I’m thinking with her either engaged or married perhaps she retired? Last week was good only on schedule Tues Thurs and this week not at all If she is have…

Satin Topless

Anaheim, California

Bikini Bar with Tit's on stage and lapdances

Swung in after a meeting up the road, it wasn't my first visit to Satin and it won't be my last. I do however prefer the one farther north. Layout: So Parked my car, it's a…

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Rachel Dolezal Has An OnlyFans!!!!?????!!!!

Remember this nut job from a few years ago? https://www.tmz.com/2022/09/27/rachel-dolezal-onlyfans-rihanna-fenty-lingerie-photos/ https://nypost.com/2022/09/27/race-faker-rachel-dolezals-nude-onlyfans-photos-leak-on-social-media/ Leaked Photos: https://fapello.com/rachel-dolezal/

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Thumbs up on cleaning out the stripper photo section Founder!

Title couldn’t say it all!!

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Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning’

Man caught on video urinating on ex-wife’s grave ‘almost every morning,’ NJ reports say https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-caught-video-urinating-ex-183630028.html At first I thought this was Cashman1234 but there's no way in hell he could find 2 women to marry him in his lifetime. Even 1…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Another 30 minutes …

In town for work, hadn't been to the Cheetah in a few years, but the last time I was there I remembered being blown away by the number and quality of girls. I was…

Politics

Russian Nord Stream gas pipelines damaged or sabotaged

Let the conspiracy theories and accusations begin.

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Phoenix “ Human Trafficking”

We are hosting the next Super Bowl. As expected, Glendale has announced a Human Trafficking Task Force under the theory that Phoenix will be inundated with underage prostitutes and their pimps. What this really means is street walkers, massage parlors,…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Day shift, night shift

Does anyone know when the switch takes place?

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

You know what you're getting at Diamond Dolls

This club is well reviewed, but I figured I would add my 2 cents on my 15 min trip to DDolls $2 self parking at the door Walked in there is a small bar immediately off…

Angels Cabaret

Anaheim, California

Not angels but fun anyway

I visited Angels Cabaret in Anaheim on Friday September 23, 2022 from about 5:30 to 7:30 pm. The club is on Coronado St in an industrial area slightly west of Kraemer Blvd north of…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

For this mileage might as well go to a real library

I visited Library Gentlemen’s Club - Anaheim on Friday September 23, 2022 from about 4 to 5:15pm. The club is just off the 91 (Riverside) freeway on the north side and about a block…

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Overly Possessive Strippers

Another discussion about rude strippers got me thinking about an experience with an overly possessive stripper. I was recently at Cheetah Hallandale (FL) during a decent day shift, where I became reacquainted with an attractive Brazilian stripper with whom I…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Quiet Monday

I went on Monday around 8:30pm. I walked there from my hotel which took just 15 minutes since I was staying down town. I paid $25 for the entrance fee and then headed in. The…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Here for the xports bar.

First off, while the road visible sign says Shimmers, the inside black board with weeks past gone party announcements, says it's Trophys Xport and Strip. Google maps says it's Trophys. When I arrived about 530pm, there…

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Time Flies

Isn’t it crazy how fast time goes? I remember being in grade school and a day seemed like it lasted a month. Now I get up on Monday, go to bed Monday night, wake up the next morning and it’s Thursday!…

Teasers Burlesque Palace

Winnipeg, Manitoba

Local dancers are lazy

Location is the same as last time, arrive at 9:30. 5 dollar cover, the best looking girl in the place is still the girl who takes the cover charge. You walk in and the stage…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Sometimes the best places just seem unlikely

The neighborhood is lower-income but looks to be families trying hard to make it. Nonetheless, the monitored parking across from the club was nice to have. The club has three doors on the outside - use…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Interesting visit, LI offers fun if you know where to look apparently

I was in the area one weekday evening with time to kill, checked the locator, and this place popped up with a recent review. tl; dr - this place definitely has potential, but it is a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

New excitement and old reliable

As many of you here have read the trips to pandoras differ between day and nighttime shift. This time I was able to go during the day. It was the first time since the pandemic…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Henry Viii - fun to be had for sure

Visited Henry’s on a Tuesday in August. Arrived at 4 pm. Pulled into the parking lot which felt secure to me. About 10 cars in the lot and off a well traveled road in inkster.…

Politics

"The paradise of the rich is made out of the hell of the poor.”

Title says it all. "The paradise of the rich is made out of the hell of the poor.” ~ Victor-Marie Hugo aka Victor Hugo ~ Born 26 February 1802 Besançon, Doubs, France ~ Died 22 May 1885 Paris, France

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Some eye candy but not much action

Arriving a little before 9pm, parking lot moderately full but plenty of spots. Cover was $12 and ID was scanned but no membership requirement from what I could tell (NC law has changed).…

Lookers Showclub

Syracuse, New York

Syracuse club robber of $10,000.

Syracuse, N.Y. — Syracuse police say they are looking for two males who walked into a strip club early Monday and robbed workers of more than $10,000. The armed robbery happened around 2:20 a.m. at Lookers, 1400 N. Salina St., Syracuse…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

North Las Vegas stabbing.

On Sept. 10, officers responded to a call at Palomino Club in North Las Vegas in reference to multiple men fighting with security and reports of someone with a knife, police said. According to police, when officers arrived on the scene…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Friday night

Was down at the coast this weekend so I made another visit. I arrived around 9pm and stayed about two hours. When I arrived I noticed about 30 cars in the parking lot but they…

Starbella Gentlemen's Club

Chester, South Carolina

All alone

I decided to give this place a try, only problem is that no one was there. So for a little geography. This club is located at the intersection of Hwy 9 and interstate…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Same old empty club.

Stopped by Club-X on a Wednesday night at about 9:30 PM. There was nobody at the door so there was no cover charge. The bar is old with a lot of mirrors and stages. Most are…

Cafe 369

Garden Grove, California

My favorite coffee shop

This was my first time cafe 269 and now my favorite of the bikini cafes I've been to. I've been regularly going to cafe 168 and DD cafe. 269 operate like the other bikini cafes…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Friday night

Made a visit a few weeks ago on a Friday night. I arrived around 8pm and left I think a little after 11pm. I knew the Bulls were on the road and figured no problem…

The Library Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

Chill time could be better could be worse.

Paid $20 to get you in. 6 for a drink. The stage is in the middle of the club, with seating all around it and the bar is in the very back of the club…

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Happy Stanislov Petrov Day....

.....title says it all. Wtf! Who is he? Well, today is the 39th anniversary of the day Major Stanislav Petrov saved the world. In a wonderful world of technology, back in 1983, he was on duty at…

Mermaids Gentleman's Club

St Pete Beach, Florida

Unexpected experience at Mermaids

This review is about 11 months old, but I just joined so figured I would write it. I visited in November of 21. Mermaids is a bikini bar in St Pete Beach and the only…

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Mettler's Wet T-shirt Contest in Mankato, MN

Has anyone been to the Saturday Night Wet-Shirt at Mettler's in Mankato. MN? What time does it start? What's it like? Do girls get naked? Wear panties? Is it high energy? Would love details!

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Lie to me / tell me I'm like you / tell me I'm beautiful / tell me I'm cool

The dancers at my favorite club, even the ones I don't molest in the VIP, call me handsome. I'm absolutely not handsome. My favorite way to describe myself is looking like the love child of Quasimodo and Rondo Hatton. My default…

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Somebody start a twitter boycott

#DefundIan #NoPascoPinellasNoPeace #AHAB #BringBackOurVIP Seriously, some great extras clubs are facing a real existential threat here! https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/223342.shtml?cone#contents

Politics

Clown emoji distances itself from Democrats, says they are hurting its brand

The Clown emoji held a press conference today to distance itself from the Democrat Party and request people stop associating it with them. https://babylonbee.com/news/clown-emoji-distances-self-from-democrats

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Same old Poodle, but better looking girls than I remembered in the past

I stopped by the Poodle this past Sunday night. For those of you who haven't been back, well, it's about the same as it ever was. I haven't been to a strip club since…

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PETA calls for woman to stop having sex with meat eating men !

They are saying that meat eaters have a higher carbon footprint also. https://www.peta.org/blog/strike-on-sex-with-meat-eating-men/ I think I'll have a steak and think about this one.

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LDKing: Tell her or Don’t say shit?

I’m risk averse if I don’t know her; aint nobody gotta know nothing. Period. No moaning, no nothing, although I might tense up a little. She is not standing up on me mid orgasm. Fuck that. Especially at some of…

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Penetration is good, yes

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The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

1st time

My 1st visit ever to the Harem. Cover charge is 30. I got there around 8p on a Saturday. Patted down and wanded upon entering. Stage is immediately in front of you when you enter room.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Nice club very close to the interstate if traveling through Jacksonville

Decided to stop by on my way down i95. Private parking lot with what seemed to be plenty of spaces available. Entered the club and was met with a kind front desk lady who charged…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Enjoyable but by the book experience at Pure Gold

I am from Florida and was in town to meet up with some friends. They left Saturday evening so I had time to kill before my Sunday morning flight. I had gone to Capital and…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Fun time on a Sunday night

It was Sunday and I needed to take a break from reality, so I decided to visit Delilah’s in Manville. I wouldn’t normally go to a club on a Sunday, as I consider it a…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Why Bother

I stopped in to Bandaids about ten days ago on a Wednesday afternoon. It’s only because of the other reviews in here that I bother at all. I’ve stopped by three times now in the…

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TUSCL Status

Dumb question…. Purple star Check Mark Which icon signifies a verified member and which one is a VIP

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Great midday experience

So I returned after a9- month hiatus due to a really bad experience. Much different this time. Went around lunch time and figured it would be empty, but I was very wrong. Club…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Ehh...

I been here a few times but it seems like the quality has taken a downturn in the last few years. Drinks used to be dirt cheap and I even remember a time we're you…

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How do I become a baby daddy?

I'm tired of wasting all of my sperm and not getting anything in return.

Treasure Club Asheville

Asheville, North Carolina

Solid experience

First visit to a club since before covid amd I almost forgot what to expect. As I remember the club kind of looks like a remodeled trailer but it is clean and works.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

My Favorite In The Valley

I recently retired and have been hitting the good old HL once a week for awhile. Always go on Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday and always just after lunch. I won’t waste my time or yours…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Always Fun

I visit bourbon a couple times each month and always arrive about noon and only mid week days. Rarely more than 6-8 PLs and similar number of girls. The place is super dark when you…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Same ol' Pumps

I've been here twice post-pandemic and it hasn't changed at all. Relaxed atmosphere. Cute girls. Cheap drinks (by strip club standards). A lot less flashy than your usual New York club but that suits me…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Quick visit to Pure Gold on Saturday

Was traveling through Sacramento and it had been a couple of years (possibly 3) since I had stopped at Pure Gold. Just checking to see if anything had changed. I know the reviews…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

Fun Couple’s Saturday Night

Disclaimer: I’ve only been to about 4 other clubs in my life so I don’t have a lot of SC experience, so I can only review this club itself and can’t compare it to elsewhere. I…

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AMP or Independent Massage Therapist

If you had to make a choice to spend your money on a good time, would you have it done at an Asian Massage Parlor or an Independent Therapist of any race? Where have you had the better time out…

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How to be a sugar daddy?

Gonna make this brief, How do I become a sugar daddy? I’m tired of getting a favorite but endlessly chasing her around in the club.

Miami Divas Gentlemen's Club

Homestead, Florida

Miami Shooting incident

A heavy police presence was seen Sunday morning after a possible possible outside a gentlemen's club in southwest Miami-Dade. Miami-Dade Police were at the scene near Miami Divas Gentlemen's Club, located on U.S. 1 just south of Southwest 288th Street. Witnesses said…

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Is nicespice our resident Original Gangsta?

One of my favs has been dancing for over 10 years. The other dancers at the club have taken to calling her OG, or (extra bizarrely) "OG mom" (no house mom at the club).

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Detroit clubs.

I am gonna be passing thru Detroit area Monday afternoon and night. Lookin for a club with a lot of chocolate dancers with high mileage and/or extras. Thinking Henry VIII lounge or pantheion club? Any one have other suggestions? Have…

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Naomi pandoras

Does anyone know if Naomi still works at pandoras in Seattle?

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Burner phones and refillable credit cards

Is it needed? Is it really necessary? I saw a thread how you should never use your credit card, use the ATM at the club, and make sure to use a burner phone. What's the thought behind this? Also, any

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The true tragedy of life comes from those who manipulate, swindle, and use other

Title couldn’t say it all. “The true tragedy of life comes from those who manipulate, swindle, and use other's empathy and compassion as an opportunity to benefit themselves.“

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On Bartering

When it comes to bartering, when did you get good at it? Is negotiating different in a strip club for you then outside or is it all the same shit? What’s one piece of advice you would give for haggling?…

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What's the deal with scanning driver's licenses?

I've never been to a club that scans driver's licenses, I've just read that it happens. I'm over 70 and I look it, so I don't think there's any reason to question the fact that I'm over 21.…

Diamond Club

Bronx, New York

Bronx NY 2AMer

Address is the same so I'm not sure which is the correct club name. Cops are looking for the killers who shot and killed a Bronx man during a robbery outside a strip club on Saturday night. Jose Alvarado, 45, of Walton…

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I DID NOT EXPECT THIS: A YOUNG LADY WITH SMART AND COMMON SENSE

i was going down the line of youtube shorts and this popped up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsq-K1mDghs i'm not saying that there aren't a lot of young girls that are just like the one on the clip. on the contrary, there are actually many that…

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For Atlanta mongers. Vivide meetup? 🤔

I forgot how to use the site and tried to add this to vivide but couldn’t… Would any of you be open to hitting up vivide this week? I’ve met most of you, so I was just seeing. I’ve been…

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Here is my skit

What do you think of my skit guys? https://youtube.com/shorts/Okw_4eeLkGo?feature=share

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Why do strippers post so many sideways pictures?

I mean, if you didn't already know you're a punk if you buy an iPhone not an Android, doesn't the apparent inability to rotate convince you? Or is the post-Boomer multitasking uber-brain able to perceive rotated pictures as well…

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Our labor unions are not narrow, self-seeking groups. They have raised wages, sh

Title couldn’t say it all. “Our labor unions are not narrow, self-seeking groups. They have raised wages, shortened hours and provided supplemental benefits. Through collective bargaining and grievance procedures, they have brought justice and democracy to the shop floor. But their work goes beyond…

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Adult entertainment in Providence,Rhode Island

Hello, I’m going on a business trip to Rhode Island. Staying near the providence airport. Any good strip clubs in the area? Looking for a laid back place that isn’t expensive. Not a lot on google and nothing near the airport.…

Girl Collection

Las Vegas, Nevada

Floyd Mayweather's popular Vegas club. Give me a fucking break.

Story and video: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/boxing/inside-floyd-mayweather-strip-club-28072037

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BITCOIN ATM

was at the usual hangout with the guys last night. the topic of bitcoin was brought up. i'm absolutely a novice about that topic and i posed the question of how does one cashout. one guy goes to me and…

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Butter

You unwrap a stick of butter. You place it in the butter dish. You place the butter dish in the same place you put it every single day of the year, with no seasonal exceptions. Where is…

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Maroon 5s Favorite: Sumner Stroh

Now I understand why Adam Levine was “sliding into her DMs.” https://www.reddit.com/r/BoutinelaBabes/comments/xm7175/maroon_5_fan_and_boutine_la_babe_ms_sumner_stroh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf I didn’t realize she was that hot. Damn. Smokin’