Hey, all! Long time, no talk. Looks like I decided to start checking this board again at a particularly harmonious moment in its history.
Planning to club again for the 1st time in months. What are some serious (and non-serious) pointers for how to get the best experience: getting the dancer you want, lapdances or VIP?, extras, mileage, dancer drinks, bouncer greasing, manager befriending, dollar-stretching, LDK-ing, camera-evading, etc. I need a full refresher on The System(TM).
Expect a similar request for SA tips in coming weeks. Oh, and I would also appreciate it if desertscrub would call me a pussy, a cop, or both.


Welcome back. Long time, no read.
-- Take a shower and brush your teeth. -- Be nice to the dancers. They talk to dozens of dickheads and creeps. Don't be one of them. -- If you want something in particular from a lap dance or VIP visit, ask for it in plain (but polite) language. Don't be vague and don't resort to "male vocalist code". -- Never be afraid to move on to the next dancer if there are red flags or bad chemistry. Dancers aren't afraid to move on to the next customer. -- Last but not least, have fun.