I came, I saw, I went…I think

After spending a few hours at their rival club decided it was time to try something new. Took the short drive, pulled into the parking lot 10 minutes later. Typical outside of a strip club, most of the parking lot was well lit however if it was packed several spots I wouldn’t feel comfortable parking my car.

There were five of six cars in the parking lot which should have been a clue however my quest for entertainment lead me against my better judgement. Walked in, door girl stared at my dl, no scan however. Cover was 10 dollars, around 8:00 ish when I walked in. First weird thing I noticed, was the lighting was very bright and which made it look like the club was filled with smoke. This is a smoke free club, maybe that the effect they are going for. There were several stages scattered across the club and vip rooms to the left which were small open cubicles. There were two dancers, one heavy/“thick” once who of course waddled over and plopped down right next to me. The other has a instagram page that is heavily filtered however she has a great body with a pair of oversized MM. Three PL’s, one sitting in the darkest part of the room with sunglasses on, one moving around singing and another who may have been looking for Sam’s but ended up there.

Ordered a jack and coke 11.50 very pricey imo turned out to be the bright spot of my night there. The big girl was now talking about how she used to work at the furnace but doesn’t want a schedule. She continued talking and now her hand was roaming freely. I have to admit I was mild entertain while scanning for other dancers entering and only one other sight. The instagram dance was now on stage with a pair of beautiful mm flashing but old PL beat me to the stage. Back to the bar where I was seated, doing my slight distraction by the stage show the heavier dancer had inched over and did the dreaded leg lock, to avoid me going to tip on stage. She also was doing some serious groping which I have to admit was not bad. Fortunately for me I hadn’t drink much so there was no threat of a decision I would regret later. The dancer got off the stage and went and sat in the lap of a guy I assumed was a security guard. Once that happened I decided to cut my loses tipped the dancer I was sitting returned back to the other club.