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Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Just a little too public VIP experience

Friday night decided to give Teasers a try it was after 10 pm so cover was $10. Place was pretty busy with a good number of girls. Bought a water 2.50 paid 4 with a…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Criket gets the job done

Went in to Criket on a Thursday afternoon. As been mentioned before, you have to enter from off of Kean St. There’s a fenced parking lot (no valet, self park only) and during the day…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Might be an option during hard financial times..

The Location Penn’s Port Pub is in the Pennsport part of Philadelphia, along the Delaware River &bordering South Philly. It’s at the corner of Swanson St (small side street) and Christopher Columbus Blvd (Aka Delaware…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Don't need the LD upgrade to have fun

Thursday. 3pm. $5 to get in. $6 required non-alcoholic beverage. Another club, another quiet day shift. My friend and I had just left Doll House. He was quite satisfied but the girls were slightly too…

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I'm from Clueless and I'm going to...

Why do so many people think they are going to get better information about an area by starting a discussion thread, than they will by reading reviews?

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Sylvia's playhouse Portland OR - Is this the place for a couple?

Hello, My wife wants to include another in our fun stuff (not fully but 'mostly' ... No parking the bat mobile in someone else's bat cave, but mostly all else is open). Is this something that can occur at a place…

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Dancer Michigan

Michigan club. DREAMGIRLS and Coliseum. Writing a accurate review. Athena is the dancer, and works these two clubs. But,has been fired from Dreamgirls..sold coke to a dancer and buddy. I know bad move on him.he got extremely sick and still…

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HAHAHA!!! FUCK YOU SHARON OSBOURNE!

she wants her money back. https://pagesix.com/2022/10/07/sharon-osbourne-agrees-with-kanye-about-scam-black-lives-matter/

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Dancer giving out her number

I feel like this is very common now. 9 times out of 10 if I ask I get the number. Years ago, precovid or even further back they almost never gave it out. When you have the number sometimes the…

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Gen Z- America's future is fucked

Went through a drive-through today. The total was $11.71. I gave the cashier $21.71. The cashier looks very confused, looked at her register, double counted my cash, then came back to me and verified my order and the total. I…

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How would YOU like it a bunch of hot strippers came to your job

And begged you to have sex with them if they gave you an exorbitant amount of money? I didn’t think so. That’s what I thought. Next time have some CONSIDERATION.. Have some SYMPATHY. These are people too you know.

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Great time Lust, evening-night time

Post COVID, my first SC was to Baltimore block’s Hustler. That was a total disappointment. A week later I took the plunge to visit Lust for the first time. Boy was I so pleased. The…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Lol @ Amazon

Continuing with my pledge to never buy anything from Amazon I went out to watch Thursday night football at the Dolls. The first football game I recall watching was in 1963, so I have seen…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Weekday stop at a friendly neighborhood bar..

Stopped by here on a weekday afternoon. Snagged just about the last spot in the lot, and if it was not open not sure where I would have been able to park here. Anyway, enter…

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Football fans

Georgia Tech beat Cumberland College 222-0 Oct. 7, 1916. Full story, etc: https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/this-day-history-oct-7-georgia-tech-football-beats-cumberland-222-0

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Stripperweb is Dead

It seems that StripperWeb is dead. I would look at it occasionally. Obviously I have different motivations than they did. Used to be a place you could lurk and get a sense of what the girls were thinking, are things…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

CH is kinda slow

Decided to stop through CH, thinking I’ll watch Thursday Night Football. Turns out they don’t have Amazon so they played last week’s game. Oh well. No cover when I got there. Think that’s because I…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

A small and out of the way club in New Jersey.

This review is based on three (3) visits, the last being on October 1. I arrived shortly before midnight. There is plenty of parking, because there is an open lot across the street. I don't know…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

With the right girl, on the right day, its like it was years ago.

Seems to have shining moments every now and then, depends on the Girl, time and day. Everyone knows this place. Cleanish, has probably seen better days. Its in an ok part of phoenix, decent parking…

Politics

OPEC flips off demented Joe and sides with Putin

Great job, Biden voters! Bravo, "blue no matter who"! How many times have I told you I am tired of being right? How many times did I warn you that this demented, corrupt, narcissistic jackass was on…

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Miami area one night

I am going to be in Miami in November with one night, probably a Wednesday or Thursday, free. What two clubs would you go to and why. Read a ton of reviews but I enjoy hearing from the experts. Assume…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

New management changed interior lights to blue. That’s it. Waste of time

As i heard this club was aquaiired by another Philly chain, I wanted to try and see anything changed. Only change is interior lights are blue, rest is same old dull lethargic hopeless evening. This…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Locomotion at Midnight :)

Locomotion is one of the best clubs I’ve been to so far out of all the clubs in Mississauga. There is no cover charge just drinks and the waiter was very friendly and was quick…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Mostly Meh!

So decided to go back to a spot I used to hit up quite a bit because I felt this was a club that I could always find diamonds in the rough. I also like…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Well that was interesting

Visited awhile back place is seems like it’s always pretty empty because people don’t stay for long You walk in no bouncer pay the “dj” there’s is a stage I don’t think is used. The dancer…

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Why is "Dating" such an "emotionally charged" topic, in the Anglosphere?

Hey guys, This is an observation I've made. I have a Youtuber friend who makes videos with girls in different languages. When he made a video in Portuguese with a girl, people just said, "Cool." People seem to not care about…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Diamond Club Update

I made a visit to this club last week on a Monday around 12:45 in the afternoon and stayed until 3:30. The Diamond Club is a smallish but still OK-sized club located right off I-75…

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Why won't dancers dance to these songs?

1. Fake Plastic Trees - Radiohead 2. Schindler's List Theme Song 3. Sober - TOOL 4. Cat's in the Cradle - Harry Chapin 5. Science Fair - Black Country, New Road 6. Anything by Captain Beefheart I put in a nice request to the DHs and…

The Pony

Peoria, Illinois

not worth a specail trip

Noticed no one has reviewed this place in over a year and the last review is mine. I have been here many times in the last year none of them have been great times or…

Politics

Bad luck

“Throughout history,” Robert Heinlein wrote in 1973, “poverty is the normal condition of man.” “Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded—here and there, now and then—are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Always worth a visit to Bottoms Up

Was in Akron for the afternoon. I always stop by BU when I am in town because I like the staff that works there. They are very friendly and not pushy. Over the years I…

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Dogs

And yes, this is appropriate for a strip club board because it’s been my observation strippers have a predilection for vicious breeds, especially pit bulls Toddler and baby in Tennessee mailed to death by dog https://www.newsweek.com/dogs-maul-toddler-baby-death-horror-attack-tennessee-1749345?amp=1 The stats are shocking. 4.5…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Small number of dancers, but high quality.

Last stop of this WP tour. I had heard Dollies had reopened so stopped it in to check. There was a 5 cover charge and a bottle of water was 4. Though there were 2…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Decent time at yellow on a Tuesday

My first time at Yellow Rose. Decided to stop by on a Tuesday around 9pm. Cover was $20 (expensive for a weekday). Inside it felt pretty empty, maybe 10 customers total. As soon as you…

Cheeks

Washington Park, Illinois

Average afternoon

Second stop on the WP tour. Cheeks is a sister club to Wise Guys across the street, but apparently they only have enough dancers to have one club open at a time. There is a stage…

Riviera Lounge

Hackensack, New Jersey

This is as much detail as I remember about Riviera

I am going to begin this review by stating that I already submitted a detailed review for this club which a few jackasses rejected for not having enough details. One guy even said it was…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

Busier than normal

Started my Washington Park tour here. I have visited here a number of times over the years and the quality and quantity of the dancers vary tremendously. On this occasion the club was much busier…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Ole reliable

Haven’t been to paradise in a while so decided to stop buy. I know all the usual girls here but I figured it’s been a while they must have gotten new girls. Unfortunately the only…

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Non-Chain Breastaurants (Nation-wide)

Would love to comply a list of nationwide breastuarants! They can be places that have multiple sites, just don't need people saying the obvious Hooters, Tilted Kilt, Twin Peaks.

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

$40 for Lap at Masters is steep!!!!

First time back in about a year. Before you enter you get a quick pat down. No big deal but Myrtle Beach always used to be pretty safe. Cover is $10 and you have to…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Ok for the price

This was my second time going in the week. I went on Thursday when it was dead, but that meant I got more attention. I got a great 3-song dance that night. Saturday was packed!…

Crazy Horse Cabaret

Port Allen, Louisiana

I-10 pit stop

Got there around 11 for a little break after being on the road from Alabama for a long time. Sat off to the side and just had a red bull (I rarely drunk). The dancers…

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High school golf team cancels practice due to strippers on the course

Seems to me they could use the practice. :) Story & photo: https://nypost.com/2022/10/06/texas-high-school-golf-team-cancels-practice-after-adult-entertainment-clubs-tournament/

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article in the New Yorker about the people who live with strippers

what do you think of this article? Have you ever lived with a stripper? https://www.newyorker.com/culture/photo-booth/the-men-and-women-who-make-lives-with-strippers

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Call of the Wild

Last night I watched as three girls tag teamed a guy who was clearly drunk off his ass. His eyes were glazed over and his mouth even hung open at times. One of the waitresses even got in…

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Would these tricks work on you to tip more?

https://nypost.com/2022/10/05/tricks-restaurant-servers-are-using-to-get-you-to-tip-better/ I guess a lot of guys love the pigtail thing.

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Next time, give myself more time

I came to tropical lei because I was in the area and decided since I had actually never been there I would give it a shot. I came in late on a Saturday which I…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Shimmers or Trophy it's all the same to me

I stopped in on a Wednesday about five. This was my first of three stops for the day. Second was Scarlet Lounge and the third was Dolphin II. See those reviews in their respective listings.…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Visit on Way Home

I stopped by last week for the first time in a couple of years. Cover was only $6, but there were no more dance specials like their used to be on different nights. They said…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

A decent hole in the wall joint

Haven’t been to Jrs Cabaret in awhile so I decided to stop by early on a Friday afternoon after work. From past experiences in this club, all the Latinas seem to work during the day…

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Shiny new toy syndrome in strip clubs

You ever go into a new club and think to yourself "WOW EVERY GIRL IS HAWT!!!" then after like an hour your like you know what, ehh it's alright. Is this phenomenon unique to me or do you guys experience…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Scarlett Lounge and maybe a new friend

After Shimmers and before Dolphin II (see those reviews under their listings) I stopped in Scarlet Lounge before 6. A few customers but no customer at the rack. A larger but sexy looking dancer on…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

Might have been more fun if I played pool, though the dancers weren't bad

Outer Limits was about a 15 minute drive from downtown Des Moines. Much of that was on a highway that made it feel further away out of town. The road the club's on is torn…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

BEST STRIP CLUB IN SOUTH JERSEY

The Playhouse has been my go to place for years even before the pandemic. Afterward it continues to be the best strip club in S Jersey where you get the best bang for your buck.…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Dolphin II a little happening but not much

This was my third stop of the day. I arrived about 7pm. Plenty of parking in back but the rear door is for exiting only. You have to walk around to the front to get…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

Convenient, but disappointingly low energy and a lack of fun

I choose this KC club because of its convenience. It's a couple of blocks from the bar/restaurant filled Power and Light district downtown, and was easily walkable from my hotel. There was parking available on…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Fun first visit.

Well lit strip mall parking lot, near Bucks Rack City & Peppermint Hippo. I guess there is a rivalry between PS & PH as dancer trashed talked it. PM cover is $10, they will scan ID.…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Miami Beach needs better options.

I was in Miami Beach and didn’t want to go across the bridge into Miami. While Miami has lots of great options for fun, this is the only SC on the beach side. Well, it…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

A Fun Saturday Night In Paradise

I went to this club this past Saturday. I arrived at about midnight and found a mainly empty parking lot. It was a bit awkward to find my way in as I did not know…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Upselling

This is a relatively clean dive with decor from the early 80s, including vending machines (and their contents) from the same era. There is a lap dance area with 2 seats (if crowded you…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Better than expected and one to keep in my back pocket for later…

Visited twice over a weekend while driving through. First visit was late on a busy Saturday night. Parking lot is a decent size for the capacity. There’s a bar immediately when you walk in and…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Not bad for a Saturday evening session

From the outside, it doesnt look like much, more of a gas station look. I was driving around and saw the lights and crowd and thought would give the place a shot. I went here…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

This visit sucked

There was one good thing about this visit and a handful of bad things. The good, they didn't charge cover. They still scanned my ID which I hate. Doorman/bouncer was a big black dude. The layout…

Politics

Only people who aren't happy with themselves are mean to others.

Title says it all.

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Another visit

I've been to Scarlett's many times over the years. It's a decent club, one way contact only, and there are cameras everywhere. Drinks are fairly reasonably priced, I paid 5 bucks for a gin…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Strip club with training wheels

I haven't been here in years. It's located on Delaware Ave, near Show n Tell and Risque. Corner bar type place. Small bar. Few other seats. No cover. Cheap beers. No couch dances. Only 3…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

First Time at Treasures - a blast

Not sure why I choose to hit Treasure last Friday, but it was well worth it. Can't remember the entry fee, but I don't recall it being extreme. Was immediately preyed upon by…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Worst SC experience of my life

Walked in... paid the entrance fee.. and before I could collect my change two Latinas were on me. They were pretty hot so I wouldn't normally complain but the hustle was a bit too much.…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Good place to have some drinks with scenery

Stopped in while visiting in Chicago. Scores is very close to Ohare Airport so it was a $10 Uber from my hotel in rosemont. Parking fee would of been 9$ anyways. 15$ cover…

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Mount Rushmore of clubs in the US

In no particular order, the best 4 clubs in the US. Flight Club (Detroit metro) Landing Strip ( Detroit metro) Gold Club Tampa Cheetah Pompano

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Things that make you happy.........

We all know naked women make us happy but is there anything else that makes your day? For example: the mail just came; we're both working from home; there was a large envelope labelled "IKON"; we smoked a bowl and…

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Have any of you read American Psycho? Do you think it would be published today?

Just trying to figure out where we are as a society now

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

A dead Saturday night

It was my first time here and I went on Saturday night and got there around 10pm. Mandatory valet, $20 cover, and then walked in to find the place almost empty. Including me there was…

Lady Godiva's

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Larger, finer dance crew than expected

Lady Godiva's is about a 10-15 minute drive from downtown Tulsa. Their sign is in a font that's difficult to read, but the place is otherwise easy to find on a commercial road. They have…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent Dive. Not a Decent Club

My friends learned I've never been here so they decided to divert our Saturday night plans to come here. When they asked our bartender if he had heard of the Clermont Lounge he said "Yeah.…

BodyTalk Sports Bar

Port St. Lucie, Florida

Same as it ever was!

Stopped in here after leaving Sensations up the street. My Regular girls was out of town so I decided to do some exploring. Anyhow 10$ Cover at the door, New to me they Asked for…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Great spot

Visited on a Sunday after a nice eagles win in the rain. Pink building don’t in rt 130 in Burlington. Go inside, bar takes up most of the room with a stage in…

Politics

The most important single central fact about a free market is that no exchange t

Title couldn’t say it all. “The most important single central fact about a free market is that no exchange takes place unless both parties benefit” ~ Milton Friedman ~ Born July 31, 1912 Brooklyn, New York City, U.S. ~ Died November 16, 2006 San…

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Halloween decorations.

https://www.tiktok.com/@maxscakess/video/7149988162369080622?_r=1&_t=8WEoEz7b6C6&is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7149988162369080622

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Closed?

I was advised that the city of Doraville was finally successful in closing Oasis today. Can anyone confirm?

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dipshitscrub rest in peace

Yeah dipshit and I have had our differences lately mainly because he couldn't help himself and started some shit and unlike many others here I struck back. I mean it was so easy to slap him around because…

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Don’t get married

Just fuck hookers. I though I was rid of the ex cunt but no such luck. She decide to try to sue to get the boys back and failed the very first drug check I guess she though being…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

The Winds of Change

Stopped by Shimmers (now Trophy's) on a Monday because it has become a go-to haunt for me due to its consistency. If you've never been, they have a pretty sizeable parking lot and the sign…

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Loretta Lynn, Coal Miner's Daughter And Country Queen, Dies

To be honest, I wasn’t aware if she was still alive or had already passed. Loved the movie though Tommy Lee Jones makes any film better. Much, much better And an outstanding low key performance from Levon Helm

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How do you guys like a landing strip? Or should I stay bare?

I have a bare pussy. I love how pink and soft it is. (message me for a censored picture, I don't know if I am allowed to post photos here) But it seems EVERYONE at the club has bare pussy. I…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Good time possibly - Be Careful there

Visited Last Wednesday around 2:00 in the afternoon, Right away as I was pulling in I was shocked. The word must of gotten out on this place because it was packed and there was no…

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Detroit Area "Specials"

Hey folks, I'm looking to find out which night I should go to which club during the week. I hear certain clubs have free VIP on certain nights, or no cover, or two for one private dances, etc... Which clubs have which…

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Nasty Girls

I was at the gym this morning. They always have music playing that I would never listen to myself. But I'm thinking that Muddy would appreciate the song that was my inspiration for this thread : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aQndRqi3jE Everyone has…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

First time in spokane

I was traveling through spokane and decided to give this club a shot. It's 22 to get in, and that includes unlimited pop. Redbulls (small cans) are 3 bucks. No liquor license and I didn't…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Zia?

There is a Zia on the schedule and I'm wondering if it is the same Zia that was at Playhouse (and Cheeks). Probably not, since we're talking 10-15 years ago but would definitely be worth a visit if it…

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Changing NFL Teams

I’ve always been someone to to stick by my sports teams through thick and then. Being from the Carolinas my sports teams have had great teams few and far between. I am a die hard sports fan but it is…

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TUSCL Meetup: Me and Rick Dugan in Brooklyn

Rick Dugan was in town so I was able to orchestrate a meet up with originator of the system itself and I'm here to tell you about it. I wanted prove to myself, my family and friends back home that…

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You Can Be Arrested For Parody? Mamisan Will Not Be Happy

'Tu stultus es.' The Onion wades into Supreme Court case with legal argument crafted as parody. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2022/10/04/onion-supreme-court-anthony-novak/8173838001/ I’m guessing the Council of Ricks will be monitoring this closely.

Cheetah of Hilton Head

Hilton Head Island, South Carolina

If

Ok. Writing a review over 2 nights, Sunday and Monday. Want to review a few aspects, and give some warnings so you don’t get ripped off. Club layout: Walk in and seating area directly in…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Mondays aren't that bad!

Stopped in at The Northtern on Monday got there just before 8pm. Entry is $4 if you're there before 8pm, or $8 after. It was pretty slow between 8 and 10pm with more dancers than…

Diamond Royale

Canton, Ohio

Homerun at Diamond

This was kind of a mid afternoon hangout when me and the guys would finish work early. Maybe they’d have 2 girls working but the beer is cold, bartenders are hot and friendly, plus the…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Two days of fun!

This review will cover two day shift visits. Wednesday and Saturday. Arrived to a semi full lot. Signed in as cover is waived for vets. Otherwise the cover is $5 day…

Politics

White Lives Matter / Kanye West

Kanye West starts off his new season fashion show wearing a "White Lives Matter" t-shirt. Can't wait to hear the responses about this (both sides) from all the nuts here! https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/kanye-west-white-lives-matter-shirt-yeezy-season-9-show-1235149219/ https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jaden-smith-among-twitter-users-005634378.html https://www.blackenterprise.com/trolling-kanye-west-decked-out-in-white-lives-matter-shirt-during-yzy-season-9-presentation-at-paris-fashion-week/

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Best club in the Milwaukee area

The place is on the corner of a quiet and well lit street. There is enough parking on the street and there is a parking lot in the back, not sure if that is for…

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Why do yall have the nerve to get mad that women get pregnant and have babies?

Like yall wanna fuck around and then don't think accident babies might happen? God all u worthless dipshit retard motherfuckers failed basic biology along with the dipshit who told me that men and women are the same species. Bitch please!

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Scared Straight: Strip Club Edition

I saw a review on here or another board that described the experience was so bad it made the PL appreciate his wife. Anyone have an experience so bad you quit mongering for a while or appreciate your marriage/relationship? Why?

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Week Day Ghost Town

Thursday. 2pm. Usually swing by this place on weekends. The practically empty parking lot wasn’t promising. $5 to get in + $5 required non alcoholic beverage. At least the Gatorade was cold this time. Only 4…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

It

Treasures was a convenient stop for me after dinner on the way back to the hotel. Others have made plenty of comments about the facility. I was prepared for the $20 valet shock…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Sunny sunday

Came here on a weekend daytime visit not too long ago. $15 gets you in and a non-alcoholic drink. I believe it’s your standard coke products. Coke, Sprite, their diet variations,…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Same as ever, only different

It would take a better philosopher than me to decide whether Lamplighter is still a strip club. It certainly used to be a strip club. It has a stage with poles and a…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

So much potential

I am very nostalgic when it comes to this place. I have met many excellent dancers which made this my favorite club over ten years ago. It hasn't been the same in a very long…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Maine Strip Clun Experience

Was going to an event and Rick's was on my way. Had some time to kill so I stopped in. Located very conveniently off the highway, parking lot was a good size and well lit.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Same old

PM visit on a Fri afternoon. No cover before 7pm, but a mandatory $8 parkong fee, with required valet. I have never had an issue with valet. The bouncer lets you choose ypur seating, but…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Probably the best option out in the Bucks area suburbs

I've been a twice a month regular here since The Red Raven closed. I dont live in the area. The atmosphere is typical for a PA topless bar, but the dancers climb down a spiral…

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OT: AARON JUDGE

everybody it seems is only talking about aaron judge attempting to break roger maris' homerun record. what most are overlooking is that judge has a very good chance to be the first person to win the triple crown with over…

Politics

California legalizes jaywalking

What the ever flying fuck??????? https://www.foxla.com/news/california-law-makes-jaywalking-legal

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Can you imagine a U.S. club trying to enforce these rules?

From Birmingham UK. Dancers in the club, that offers lap dances, nude shows and burlesque, are not allowed to “chew gum”, “drink from bottles” and “must not insult customers”, while they will be fined £10 for every 30 minutes they are…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Ho hum spot with potential

So this place seems sort of new, huge inside. Cover was something like $10, free parking. Main stage has a high pole (maybe 25') and has some tipping spots and a vip seating area…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

eh

$30 cover so almost immediately was regretting my choice to stop here on the way.About 10-12 patrons spread out. The stage has two poles with a layer of chairs close to it and another layer…

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, California

Almost dull night saved by "Divine"

This one is weird, I was driving through and decided to check it out before finding my hotel. It was around 12:15 on Tuesday. The place was almost empty. 5-6 patrons and 6 girls were there.…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Busy Saturday

Rick's / Gentlemen's club hasn't changed much under new management. The layout is the same with one big main stage, two bars, and two small side stages that are only used when it is…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Short visit, same old club

Stopped by for a short visit. $12 cover and $3 cokes. The same DJ and bartender have been there forever. The girls have changed over the years, of course. A dozen…

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OT: frito carpet

My fav told me the carpet in her new apartment has a bad frito smell, which she also described as a dirty feet smell. I haven't eaten fritos in many years, but I don't remember then smelling like dirty…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Cheetah Hallendale - What you are looking for, even if it takes a little more looking.

I fall into that group of people that covid changed up a lot of my work life, and most of my clubbing was related to opportunities that arose around my work life. Suffice it to…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Monday @ Cheetah's - Better than expected

Visited after reading mixed reviews from this group. It was Monday around 8pm so the place was light. Pay $10 cover charge (which includes 2 non-alcoholic drink). Overall, the gate person and bar attender (who…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Something open on a Sunday

All of the clubs in the city Atlanta are closed on Sunday, but the nearby clubs are open. The Fulton Industrial clubs are outside the city and open on Sunday. I arrived about 6:00 pm…

The Body Shop Gentlemen's Club

Buffalo, New York

Nice on a Saturday night

It was great! On a Saturday it had many customers but still felt relaxed with a great vibe. I walked in and was able to relax with a beer for a while. Dancers will approach…

Politics

The REAL big lie

is any time Joe Biden calls somebody else a fascist: Opinion by Washington Examiner - 6h ago “Literally,” President Joe Biden said at a Democratic fundraiser last week, “there’s a case being made around the world, not just here, because democracy and…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

It’s pronounced “Oh-zee” right? Not “Oz” like with wicked witches and tornadoes and shit?

Whatever, I found my slutty Dorothy in ruby red stripper heels. Headed up here on a Wednesday night and got to the club about 9p, in time to scout out the dancer crew before the…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Few visits to Ricks

This review is for 3 visits to Ricks over the summer while I was in town for work. I always went midweek around dinner time and each time I paid the cover ($20) and got…

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Dancers need to be about that top dollar life themselves if they preach it

I don't want to see no pennysavers, no coupons, no memorial day sale shopping, no waking up for black friday, cyber monday, no managers specials, no 2 for 1 no buy 1 get 1. I don't want to see none…

Politics

Media use of term "white supremacy" increased 2,862% since 2010

https://nitter.net/whyvert/status/1424225401832976387

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Discord?

Idk if Founder would be down for this, but would any users here be open to joining a TUSL discord if there was one? I mean it’s pretty easy to use and the UI is nice. A lot of the…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Stay away - Used to be great, not anymore

I used to be a regular, but haven’t been in a couple years. This place used to be my go-to, always able to find a girl that was up for fun. Came in with a…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Great and fun place to hangout for a night!

The place is right next to an adult toy themed store. I walk in and the entrance is one private hallway where you pay the cover. There is no alcohol allowed here so you are…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

First SC, decent place to kill time

I was in the area and needed to kill some time, I figured why not go to my first strip joint for dinner and a show. I been here before, albeit in the morning without the…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Win some, lose some, like always

This review is over two visits, one one a Friday night and another on a Saturday. Both times I arrived around 7pm, and was told that I was lucky to get in just before cover…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

(CLUB AD) Wasn't Feeling It

(CLUB AD) Wasn’t Feeling It LOCATION (unchanged) Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt safe entering and exiting the locale. Parking lot is ample…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

decent Sunday

Was driving up from Indianapolis on a recent Sunday and heading north and west up into Chicago. Arrived around 7 pm. About 10 cars in the parking lot so that wouldn't be considered super dead…

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Girls stripping out of regular clothes

How often do you all see this at a club? Girl gets naked on stage from a regular outfit. I love this and love to see women in regular panties and just haven't seen it much. If anyone…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Had a decent time, but probably better on a busier night

Headed up here on a Tuesday night around 930p. The club is on a main road and easy to find. Plenty of parking around the side, well lit and safe. Walked around the front, paid…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

Cool little spot

Driven past many times and decided to stop. It was late on a Thursday night, I guess about 12:30 Friday morning and I stayed till close. Parking is in a big gravel lot, as mentioned…

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, Texas

Huge language issues and subpar talent. Not woth it

Came in here at the recommendation of my uber driver about Cuban girls. Walked in late around 1130. Paid my $8 cover and proceeded in. Club was fairly packed most seats taken…

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OT: Motorcycles

In the interest of avoiding necroposting, a new thread: Where my bros at? I picked up my 11th bike a couple weeks ago, a 2023 (yep, already) Kawasaki Vulcan 900 Classic LT. My previous bike, also a Vulc, died in February and…

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Los Angeles area lap dances?

Haven't been to LA for a few years, how's the actual lap dance scene these days? Coming from Phoenix, looking for good to very good lap dances from hotties, not intetestrd in extras or paying $200 upfront for some…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

Random Thursday

Other than some better eye candy, nothing has really change since my last review. Skip to the dancers section for the “new” info. Other sections are here to check the box on review requirements. Location: about…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Wednesday night visit

TL;DR: Decent experience but pricing can be unclear. The club is located at the tail end of the Broadway adult entertainment zone in the seedier part of the neighborhood. Nothing overtly dangerous, but it’s probably best…

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Different for me

No disrespect, but I’ve never been to a strip club where customers actually throw wads of 1s at strippers. No one sat at the stage to watch girls dance. They just occasionally walked up to…

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Racist? Bull shit? Scary?

Last week a black dancer that I have known for years told me that a white dancer that I have also know for years just came back to work after being treated for genital Herpes and that she keeps getting…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

The club has gone mediocre

Visited on a Saturday night, the second time since reopening after COVID. The recent review by @kindofaloser is spot on. Entered the club at 8:15 pm, got the ID scanned and paid the $5 cover…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Saturday afternoon fun

First time at the place. Me and 4x friends wanted to see some ladies, and this was the only place open in the area. Right when we walked in we thought we made a mistake,…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Inexpensive experience with heavier dancer

I don't get out with my buddies on Friday nights very often, but we went out to see a comedy show at Wells Fargo Center a couple of weeks ago. After bidding the crew farewell,…

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Kanye really loves Kim

https://www.gobankingrates.com/net-worth/celebrities/20-outrageous-purchases-led-kanye-debt/amp/ I hope she appreciates all he did for her...

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OT: Your opinion on the economy

A) the worst is behind us; it'll soon start going up B) we'll be going sideways for a while; no major downturn or upturn C) the worst is yet to come D) other

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Way OT

Out of curiosity; who here grew up riding horses and/or has ridden horses a lot: A) never B) a handful of times C) have ridden a lot D) grew up riding E) other

Sugars

Hager City, Wisconsin

A Diamond in the Dive

I stopped in for a first-time visit at Sugar’s near Hager City, Wisconsin, on a recent Sunday night. They opened at 4 pm and this was about 6. Since I live in the Minneapolis suburbs,…

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Hurricane Relief

So, I’m already getting e-mails to donate money to hurricane relief funds Should I take into consideration the median home price on Sanibel Island in August 2022 was $1.3 million? These are not residents of the Lower 9th…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Not a value play fam but one for variety

Have visited 4 times in the past year and have had varying experiences. Visits include weekday afternoons and night but never a weekend night. So much has been said about this club already but thought…

FKK Forum

Now is a great time?

I read that the exchange rate for $ to € is very good for you guys at the moment. If that’s true the now is a good time to get a trip to an FKK visit off your bucket list?

Stripper Hygiene Matters

There’s no question dancers have a lot on their plate. Taking their clothes off. Dealing with guys that have had a few too many. A few recent articles have been addressed at the customer. Taking the time to shower put on some deodorant, freshen up the breath. Us guys fall short sometimes and we can be difficult at times. But this article is about the dancer from a random guys perspective. As a dancer your appearance is the most important part of attracting a potential customer. Every guy had something current he is looking for and the options are plentiful. Curly or straight hair. Skin tone. Eye color. Boob size. Long hair. short hair wavy…

Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara

Santa Barbara, California

The Rhino by the Ocean

I was in Carpinteria for a few days. I remembered Misty from my last visit to Spearmint Rhino, so I made the drive to Santa Barbara. I arrived around 10PM. Cover charge was $27. This…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Excellent Friday afternoon

So I moved to Atlanta 2 years ago, I've been to Cheetah, Pink Pony and Tattletales, for the money, tattletales blows the others away. Cheetah and Pink Pony typically have better looking girls and more…

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Unusual turn-ons and fetishes.

what turns you that perhaps isn't normal, isn't usually socially acceptable or is just considered strange. For me, tattooes on women turn me on. NOt a full body unless she's pale and has a figure. Full sleeve tattooes is a rager…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Didn’t go as planned but not bad visit

Visited Ricks a week back on a Saturday evening. It was around 8:30pm, paid the cover charge of $16 and walked in past the pool tables to the main bar. I got myself a…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Damn girl, you’ve changed

This is an update of the general climate at the Mill. Demand is down all over the Baltimore area, maybe beyond. Be it inflation, the economy, employment or something else, the clubs have less customers…

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So your telling me I can actually sue the sugar baby to get my money back?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWkMERU1mzU Alright which one of you fucks was this? You got good taste I will give you that.