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Garden of Eden

San Francisco, California

Second or third stop of the night, not a no. 1

Pretty disappointed, the low quality of selection combined with high prices and mediocre booths made me sorry I went. Allow me to explain. Been here about 4-5 times on convention weeks, this usually brings out the…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

New in rotation

Been here a few times in the last few weeks after taking some time away from clubs with the pandemic and all. It has never been busy and there has always been more girls than…

Incognito Gentlemen's Club

Paducah, Kentucky

Quick stop in and out less than 1 hour.

Dropped by on my way to Nashville. Sunday night around 7pm. No one at the front, however the bar tender hustled around and collected my 6 dollars and gave me a wrist band. Bar is…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

One of the Best in SoCal

The Preliminary: Week night visit. Parking was almost full but there is more parking across the street. Got pat down before entering but not aggressively. $20 to enter and $8 for mandatory drink.…

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IS THIS GIRL WORKING IN ANY OF THE FLORIDA CLUBS?

prettiest mugshot of a girl that i've ever seen. https://www.fox13news.com/news/pinellas-deputy-fired-after-dui-arrest

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Dude, Where’s Your Car?

I was in town a few days for work and decided to make Landing Strip my first stop. I’ve had good and bad experiences at this club. So far the bad was outweighing the good.…

Mystique Bridgeport

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Mystique in Bridgeport and Stamford are both Awful Experiences!! Not sure which is worse!

This place is getting even worse! This review is based on a few visits, different evenings and different times: Tue, Thur, Fri and times varying between 4p and 1am. My work brought me to Westport…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Weird but not in a good way

Went with 3 other guys to wrap up a trip because our driver recommended the place. Upon arrival we were ignored at the counter for about 10 minutes. Cover was only $10 but still to…

Red Carpet Lounge

Brunswick, Georgia

Not exactly hopping, but more than I expected.

I had to be in Brunswick, GA again and decided to give the Red Carpet another try. I almost didn't go in when I parked on the side street and saw a half dozen choppers…

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TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament Elite 8: Miami vs. Tijuana

On to the elite 8. Remember all matchups include that cities suburbs as well, not just city proper. COI/Anaheim goes to LA, West Palm and Pompano go to Miami etc. If you don't have experience in whatever city, go off…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

Not nude but no air dances here.

I'm a literal newb with dive bars, but I'm going to say this feels like a dive bar. I'm probably not the best person to review bars (not my scene) but I thought I'd share…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

Close to my hotel, decent experience but will go somewhere else next time

Once I entered the front door form the street I immediately go up a flight of stairs and go through a metal detector. I arrived around 9:30pm on a Saturday night (with relatively nice…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First Time Hi Liter Visit

I was in the area, had an hour to kill, so I decided to make my first Hi Liter visit. It was a rare dreary cloudy day in the valley of the sun, so…

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OT: Actress Kirstie Alley, Star of ‘Cheers,’ Dead At 71

Actress Kirstie Alley, who starred in “Cheers,” “Veronica’s Closet,” and “Drop Dead Gorgeous,” has died. She was 71 years old. Alley’s children released the news of her passing in a statement revealing that she lost her battle with cancer. “We are sad…

Tijuana

Parking in San Ysidro

The parking cost at the border is getting a little crazy. I paid over $50 to park for about 16 hours last weekend. Where to you guys park in San Ysidro when you stay in Cascades to keep…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Not So Great During the Week

It seems that HK, CC and Adelita's are sticking with their current looks for a while after the renos that each of them did a few years ago. I'm guessing that the Covid Downturn put…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

A Saturday afternoon at Fantasies...

Well, it was a boring and rainy Saturday, so I decided to swing by Fantasies and see what was what. I got there around 1 pm. You walk in, and proceed through a metal detector.…

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WHATS ON YOUR PLAY LIST?

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Midget bitches

Evwr fuck one? https://instagram.com/drupresta?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= I'd fuck her....

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

If you ain't got mo money take yo ass to Applebee's

Self-parked, the club is in a strip mall with a fairly good sized lot. Didn’t seem like a dangerous area. Passed through a metal detector, got a quick pat, no ID check for…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Trip Report Nov 2023

I'm not going to spend any time explaining the layout of the place since that's been done to death at this point. Nothing much has changed in the past couple of years. The screening at the…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Pleasant Diversion

I stop at Sparky’s maybe two or three times a year when I happen to be passing through the area, but always in the afternoon, so keep that in mind as you read this review.…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Careful with the paradox of a choice, find a good one and stick to her !

Alright, I decided to visit BabyDolls after reading all the reviews here. This was my first visit to a stripclub ever. I parked the car at the end of the well lit parking lot, there is…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Hit and Miss

Me and my friends decided to go to Palominos and booked their free pick-up. It was around 10:00 PM on Sunday night and after spending some time there, I decided to walk over to Chicas…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Build The Door In The Wall For The Cubanas

Arrived around 2:30PM, self-parked. Area looks kinda seedy, but seems like they generally have at least one person outside, keeping an eye on the lot. Lot´s pretty small, I could see it might…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Chicas Tuesday

Area: industrial area kinda far from downtown where i was staying for work Layout: walk in and theres a large main area with three main “stages”. One is larger and two satellite and vip area faces…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

First visit in a couple years

It was my first visit since pre Covid. A dancer I knew from back then texted me saying she was going back to work. She had been gone since the Covid shutdown then to have…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A very strange start to a mediocre evening

This was a strange experience. No one was at the entrance and I had to walk in to ask the girls on their phones against the wall if they were open. Eventually the…

Politics

Pro Trump = Anti Cubana ?

Trump said Build The Wall, to keep out the Mexicans. His claims that it's an anti-crime measure seem clearly slanderous. Mexico does send us many of its best people. People who will walk across a desert for…

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TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament: Sweet 16 Edition Vote Off

Tournament to see what the best strip club city in TUSCLand is. You can vote on whatever you want. Doesn't matter if you haven't even been there just go off which one would you rather visit in the future or…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls - Memorial Day Vacation Great time

Baby dolls has women from all walks of life and different flavors of culture. My friend and I visited a club in Plano Texas and after spending a few bucks tipping the dancers. We found…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Better Talent than in the past - More dancers and better looking dancers

Had not been to Fantasia for over six months since ATF quit dancing. Seeing that there were a lot of cars in the lot, decided to drop in about 11:00pm Friday for a reconnaissance visit.…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Saturday Night Reunion Visit

The Candy Store is in way north Phoenix, at least 15 miles from my usual haunts, and not a place I would go without good reason. However, in Richard Head's review of this club…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Coffee, Tea, or LV?

For those who need the description of this place, it’s a shithole with seats peppered in. If you need a clean establishment this isn’t for you. I used to go here and Cheetah’s back in…

Exotic Kitty's

Bakersfield, California

Best in Bakersfield

OK, let me start by saying that I’d been a pretty regular patron at all three of the clubs here in Bakersfield, pre-COVID. I’ve decided to post a recent review for all three of…

Politics

Jailbird Commie Donnie says "terminate the Constitution"

Very few Republi-Cunts condemn the statement, proving that Mighty Joe labeling them "fascists" was 100% spot-on 3rd-grade civics reminder for you MAGA Dipshits -- the asshole took an oath on Inauguration Day to "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the…

Politics

Conservatism is dead

Commie Donnie Trump elected in 2016 (after losing by 4 million votes to Hillary) RESULT: Republicans lose 2018, 2020, and 2022 election cycles and will repeat historic losses in 2024 DISCUSS

Grandview Gentlemen's Club

Covington Township, Pennsylvania

Grandview

$20 cover charge, it's a bit much but I guess it's worth it. They do play games and fights on the TV, which is really nice. There is on dancer that I have seen multiple…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Playing pool at golf club

I have been going here at least once a week the past few weeks. Its very laid back and slow paced (which i really appreciate). They have 3 pool tables which are almost always open…

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Feelings

Pl I sometimes ask dancers about the most unusual VIPs they have had. A recurring theme is guys who go back for a VIP to talk about their feelings. I agree. The VIPs where you can express your true feelings…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Saturday night quick stop

So I met a friend for dinner and was going to head home around 10:30, but I was about 20 min or so from Ragtime and decided to stop by. It had been a while,…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Another day at the G

First time back in a long while. Stop by in the afternoon. Big parking lot by and Amazon Warehouse. Parking lot is well lit and very safe, except for some pot holes. …

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What do dancers think of club managers?

One user posted this “If it's a club where I'm a regular and I know the manager as well as how he's generally regarded by the dancers, then sure, I might take the chance.” One dancer I know actually quit working…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Best strip club in vegas

Last weekend, I went to palamino on a friend’s tip. I heard CB was close, but didn’t realize THAT close (you can throw a rock from one to the other). So this weekend, decided to…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

A Disappointing Visit

I came to the Flight Club by Uber and so avoided the $8 valet fee. The club does not have a cover charge in the afternoon. The Flight Club is a large, glitzy venue…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Memorable

After reading Artcollege’s recent review, it prompted me to make a last minute decision and head to this club. I am not purposely going to put an exact day because I am going to get…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Slow Tuesday in August

I was passing through Albuquerque on a hot day in August and stopped in at TD's for a beer or two. The parking lot was half full, typical for a weekday afternoon around 3:30. The…

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DEBATE TOPIC: What is a ROB (Rip-Off Bitch)?

DEBATE QUESTION: How do you define a ROB? And, under what circumstances do you include a ROB in a club review? ==== TUSCL GLOSSARY DEFINITION OF ROB: "Rip-Off Bitch - Dancers who will use any SS [stripper shit] or other techniques to get…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Saturday 12/3

Overall good visit I went to EI last night 12/3 around 8:30pm. First thing I noticed was that the parking lot across the street didn’t have anyone monitoring the post nor a sign up so I…

A tale of 2 ATFs…2.5

So i was one that laughed at the ‘suckers’ with ATFs. I literally did. My thought was, how and why??? Like there are literally 100s of chicas. Then early this year, i repeated with a chica I met and went arriba with last year. (She’s on one of my reviews) I literally avoided her at HK every time I saw her till Jan. In January, we all wore covid masks so I didn’t recognize her. Until I invited her for a drink, unbeknownst to me, it was HER!!! The one i avoided. (Reviewed) So we had a great laugh. She asked WTF? Why was I avoiding her… i replied that our very first time, the vibe…

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TUSCL Ultimate City Tournament

Just wanted to make a thread to gauge interest if you guys wanted to have head to head seeded tournament anonymousjim style(I wonder happened to him he never finished that last, hope he’s doin alright) to find out what the…

Tijuana

Cascadas hotel room: changing linens

If I'm correctly informed, Cascadas staff won't enter the room during your stay there. My question for you all is, is it possible to ask them to change linens on your bed(s)? I gather there's attendants everywhere, and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Ready to go back

This was my third visit to the Cricket and probably the best so far. Self-parking is around the back and feels safe. No cover charge at 2pm. Inside the bar is along…

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, West Virginia

No other customers on a Saturday night

Okay, this review will be short, like my visit to Elysium. I arrived around 11:00 on a Saturday night. The parking lot had about 6-8 cars in it. Not a big lot, but certainly enough…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Comfortable place in central NJ providing some satisfactions

I have been to the pink lounge building for over 2 years. Right on Rt 130 South, large parking lot, safe (cameras on building) and clean. The one long bar with 2 poles has seats…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Performance issues, age, in my head or stopwatch???

Haven’t been that active on tuscl. Been busy with real life stuff and some fantasy stuff, anyway i digress. On to HK Trip was Sunday 11/27-30. From SAN to border via 922 (they charging $2.50 now)…

215 Gentlemen's Club

Colton, California

215

A fully nude club that used to be topless. You can tell it by the empty bar that obviously used to have the bottles there in the past. Not a stage show club. Private dances…

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nicespice as a white chick

https://youtu.be/2SNSX3B_6Uc

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From Honeymoon to Divorce in Hours

I chose not to write this as a drunken rant but now I’m sober and its more of entertainment rather than rant. Last night I was out with pockets full of money intent on having a good time. After a disappointing…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Not Worth It.

Went in the evening, it was quite empty with maybe 6 patrons there, there was a couple at the dance stage tipping this hot chick that was dancing - beautiful, a little extra on the…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Return to Vics. A shadow of it's former self.

So I haven't been back to this old haunt in a while - not since the new exterior. Lighting inside is about the same: you're eyes adjust while you're paying your $10…

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Run ins with strip club security

I recently bought a bottle of water in a strip club and then was stopped by the security guy when I was leaving and told I couldn't leave with it, so I set it on a table and then left.…

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Who?

Jenna Ortega has been named the most popular actress in the world. I never heard of her I didn’t post a picture - just google her While not ugly, I don’t think her beauty vaulted her to #1 Perhaps…

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Philadelphia question

I will be in Philly on Wednesday Dec 7th for a Flyers game. After I want to hit a club. I am most familiar with Oasis, Club Risque, Delilahs, and Cheerleaders (first visit a little over a year…

Politics

Life changing events

George Floyd sparked the defund the police movement Result - Shoplifting is at an all time. You can’t even go into some Walgreen”s or Wal-Marts or CVS stores without finding the damn toothpaste locked up

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Early Friday at palamino

Been a long while since I’ve been to a strip club, and the ones I’m used to are full nude/full bar. I like to drink when I’m at a bar, and don’t see the point…

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Do customers just have no concept of gross?

That worldstarhiphop video that was just posted of that stripper getting ate out (or at least almost) has me thinking... Do most of you just not think about stuff like "I wonder where that's been?" or don't care if someone…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Fun at 10s

I showed up to tens entirely to early, but it was great to get the lay of the land while it was a bit slower. This was my first visit to the location and the…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice club with attractive (largely enhanced) dancers

Crazy Horse 3 is south of the Strip, across the street from the new stadium. They offer a ride service, like most big Vegas clubs, but when I called on a Sunday evening I was…

Tijuana

If a ficha doesn't go well, what do you say to the Chica?

Let's say you're having a ficha, and you've got a dead fish on your hands. Or maybe even the ficha is going well, but you've asked about an extra the Chica isn't open to. Either way, if you're…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

A decent night at Atlanyis

So, went this past week and had a good time. Basics first. Entered and paid $8 fee. Walked in to the club. Single main stage up front with one girl dancing, almost a dozen others…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

COME ON FRANKIE, WAKE UP! WAKE THE FUCK UP! WE ARE GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

Mine Hill Township, NJ. Friday night around 9. Perfectly safe seeming suburban area on Rte 46. Drive in, a few cars in the parking lot. Parking no issue. Walk in through the door on the…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Same old, same old

Had an opportunity to stop into Lusty's Friday to check out the talent and see if Jamie was plying her talents. Not much has changed here over the years except for the faces. Seating still half…

Red Zebra

Matawan, New Jersey

Whatever happened to that Zebra gum? I don't see it out there anymore.

Matawan, NJ. Friday night. Just came from Ragtime. This place was closed for a while during Covid. It's back up and running. In a suburban kind of area, seems fine to me. As I was…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Now remember everyone, RagTime begins immediately after cumming. We don't want it drying, we make a lot of cupcakes here, between the vanilla frosting and your mess we just don't want to get confused. Thank you.

Woodland Park, NJ. Friday night. Just came from Frankie's Rest a Bit Tavern. I came here prior during Covid times but the parking lot was so dead I didn't even bother going in. On this…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The empty visit

I thought I'd check out the club about 4 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. (I saw the reviews, but I had enough good memories from OG that I thought I'd check it out myself.).…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Getting worse

After leaving Old Glory Daze I decided to stop at Lusty's why I do not know. I guess I wanted to feel depressed. From past reviews you know this place is a dump and it…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Good times on a Tuesday night!

Ricks is my favorite Strip Club in NYC. The vibe is really chill and the ladies are usually fun to chill with, even on weeknights. It can get pretty packed even on a random weeknight…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Stories from multiple visits to Mons

This place is infamous. It has provided me with some great material. Some people say spending money at clubs is a waste, but this post will serve as proof that it is time and money…

Whispers

Basehor, Kansas

Slow start, had some promise

Stopped in mainly for recon. I didn’t walk in with much money and didn’t intend to crack the ATM. Just wanted to see the talent. The club is actually large and comfortable, plenty of seats and…

The Foxy Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

A slower night, but some fun

Went in on a weeknight a few months ago. In from out of town. Had been in years ago, when entrance was on O Street. It was mostly shitty, but had a couple of gems…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Too busy to get a great experience on Sunday night

It looks like quite a bit of the dancers (and customers) from Sinbad’s/confidential have decided to set up shop here now. Went because it was supposed to be open and busy on a Sunday…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Probably my favorite club in Houston

If you see Freeway in the address of any club in Houston, most likely it is on a parallel service road. If you don't know Houston driving, it's kind of like driving in Clearwater,…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Management ruining the little fun that could be had here.

Visited on wed. night. Entered, went down the stairs. First issue I had, I was asked for my ID, usually don't ask for that. Wed. night is free for members, I was asked if I…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Good Time

OK OGD is my fav Akron dive bar. I will not describe the bar since it has been covered before, but I do like it since it is small and you are near all the…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

Daily Planet ... exactly as advertised

### The Venue ### I have heard things about the Daily Planet and I had to go see it for my self. The road (roads) leading into this place are narrow and a little crazy. Go…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

Thankful for Pie.

I review this place often, but it's because it is open at convenient times for me. Noon until 8PM. They claim they would stay open later if they had enough dancers willing to…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Yuk!

I decided to do a dive bar crawl in Akron on this day. I stopped in to CW around 3 PM not expecting much and I was right. They don't open until 2 PM. Went…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

A November Tuesday Evening

The club information is largely copied from my prior reviews, last one in January, with a couple of edits. As others have stated, it is in an industrial area but safe. There is valet parking, I…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Tatted Sex Machine

I had to get my game on. I was looking ti get some action. I am usually a dayshift patron but hit it at night at about 9pm. Space in the parking lot. There were…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Ratchet Express.

Wow. What can I say. I used to be a frequent guest at local strip clubs. Over the last year I curtailed my activities. I was near kittens and decided to stop in for a…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

A Decent Time Here Still Beats a Great Time Elsewhere

COMING IN (largely unchanged) My employer already had me in metro Frankfurt for work, so I decided to take advantage of a day off. I arrived at FKK Sharks at 3:30 on Friday, via the German…

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Alright that's it, no more meet ups. All TUSCL meet ups canceled.

The last meet up in Jacksonville ended like 3 all time TUSCL beefs. Everyone just makes up and mends the fences, hugs it out. I'm gonna be honest here, and I'll speak for the rest of us when we say…

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Do you like BBC?

I feel like BBC is good for documentaries? Anyone have any thoughts or opinions on this topic? I am also BBC owned as is sir. We love our Big Black Cats :) They are kind and benevolent overlords.

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CFP / College Football Play-offs

I know there are several of you out there that are college football fans. Tomorrow is Championship Saturday. All the conferences have their conference championship game. Then after those games, there is a committee that…

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Best MTV produced movies.

Varsity Blues Election

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La Fiesta in Paterson

Has anyone been to this spot yet? It’s obviously a been renamed as it used to be called El Cabaret. I know it’s been closed down but I would come back considering it’s been about 4 years.

The Hideout

Tuscola, Illinois

sinclair's Review

I went to the Hideout at 21:30 on a Saturday night. The club is located about four and half miles west of Interstate 57 in the soybean fields across from a chemical plant. The Hideout…

The Play Pen

Terre Haute, Indiana

sinclair's Review

The Play Pen is only open on Friday and Saturday nights from 22:00 to 05:00. There is a $10 cover charge at the door. As long as you are eighteen or older, you are allowed…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

A Flexible Octopus Unicorn

Hello everyone, it’s been quite some time but my adventures have slowed recently but on this Friday afternoon a few weeks back I decided to make a trip to my old stomping grounds of flight…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I'm in love with a stripper

Pandoras is my go-to in Seattle. It has the best mileage out of any club I've been to. I went in last Thursday and had a pretty good time. The cover is $20 and dances…

Pat's Lounge

Pittsburg, Kansas

Thick as Thieved

Stopped in on a Wednesday night (only open W-Sat). Had been to this place one other time. Was hoping that it had been upgraded. There was a desperate white blonde with white knee-high boots back…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Slow Thursday Evening

I showed up at about 4pm and the club was kind of crowded but that didn't last long - ratio was about 3 or 4 customers to 1 dancer. By 5pm it was pretty…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Enjoyable Friday

This is my favorite club in Baltimore. It is spacious inside, so you rarely have to fight a crowd and can usually find a seat to your liking. It is also upscale without…

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

No shade for Shady Lady

Had been in a few years ago. Thought I’d try it again after seeing the prominent ad in the Pitch (the local alternative mag). It is an old building in a tough part of town,…

Politics

Your tax dollars at work

After 1,600 auditors combed through DOD’s $3.5 trillion in assets and $3.7 trillion in liabilities, officials found that the department couldn’t account for about 61 percent of its assets, Pentagon Comptroller Mike McCord told reporters on Tuesday. Meanwhile, the lame…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

When I arrived just before 1PM the parking lot was pretty empty. Deon, the door guy, greeted me and let me in free of charge. Usually $10 and at some time later in the afternoon…

Assets Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

No change, literally

This is the old Royal Palace place, for those of us who have been in DC for a while. It changed over a while ago, but with Covid and all, this was my first…

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LOL, Stripper nick name.

I commented on a girls name here . It was a complimentary joke I’m my mind. Certainly not derogatory. The key thing is we’re in the same state. I’ve admitted here i’m a push over for the right dancers. She…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

85 on Tootsies

Not really, but a funny mention none the less: https://www.instagram.com/p/ClpF6G0rKH_/

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Best Music Videos of All Time

It's a lot to pick from, but there are some memorable one out there looking back, especially from back in MTV's heyday. What are some of your guys picks? Back in the day pick when I was a kid, Soundgarden's Black…

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Languages

I really love the way Italian and Portuguese (especially Brazilian) sound. I absolutely detest French. It sounds completely hideous and grotesque to me, but a lot of people love it. I love the Russian language, but I'm clearly biased. I really love…

Belle Starr Gentlemen's Club

Box Elder, South Dakota

Cheap and reasonably fun, but far from the best club I've ever visited.

I've visited the Belle Starr numerous times in the past. Stopped in again on a recent trip through the area and the experience was pretty much the same as my previous visits. The…

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Boobs Advent Calendar 2022

Because nobody has quick & easy access to boobs anywhere else, behold, the 2022 boobs advent calendar. Check each day for the new pair. December 1 is getting us to a fantastic start. https://boobychristmas.com/

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Lunaria is the Star

The club is in an industrial area with car dealerships and such on the east side of the city. It is easy to find and get to, being on a main road. Parking…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Fight Night @ Legends

Arrived on a Saturday night to catch the fight and luckily one of the guys in my party reserved a table ahead of time. Told the bouncer outside we have a reservation so we skipped…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Nice touch

Visited early afternoon on a weekday. There were maybe 10 customers, 8 dancers (though I may be off a bit). No valet, no cover, no ID scan. The location is convenient to I-205, and not far…

Le Palace Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

The only reason I would go back to this club is for one stripper.

It has been a while since I went to the palace so some things might have changed. The first thing about this club is that the parking absolutely sucks. You basically park on the side…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Disappointed again

I think I said in my last one or two reviews I was done trying with this place. But, here I am. Once again feeling optimistic enough to go again, once again disappointed. You would…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens in the Afternoon

Alrighty fellow strip club visitors. I went into Kittens Wednesday late afternoon solo. There were about 10-15 girls working with about 2-3 of them being below a 6 ( on my standards). Plenty of variety…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Loud as fuck and super aggressive

Maybe it's me, but it was so loud in here I could barely make out how much a wristband is upon entry. It's 20 cover, and $15 for the lap dance area. I…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

First time in this kind of a joint.. mixed feelings

This is the first time I visited 'take care of yourself' joint. I was expecting an ordinary lap dance but it was something else.. (maybe I should have done some research) I visited around 11 pm…

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Banned from a club after being refunded for a ROB dance

This is one of the clubs I have been going to, I have spent thousands there over the last year plus brought them additional thousands from other people I went with. Out of the 15 or so dancers I’ve worked…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Not a taste of Honey

Came in on a Sunday right after i landed at LAX. I was looking for some fun time and or extras. I've been here a few times over the years. It was…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

First time at Treasure

I was there from 5 to 12pm. $20 valet or $10 self park. After finding a seat (fairly empty, more dancers then patrons) ordered a burger,the special and a drink $20.Music was loud but not…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Afternoon at the Corral

Stopped into the Corral about 1pm. The club is pretty small and very straightforward. Large open square area with one stage dominating the center. Private curtained off dance areas are along the perimeter to the…

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Lunch and nice conversation

Stopped in for lunch at noon. No cover here usually unless there is an event. No ID check. The place is poorly lit, and if it is your first time there it can be confusing.…

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Overpriced Private Dances

Was clubbing the other night and was intrigued by this medium build curvy girl with glasses and a killer body. I proceeded to tip her well on stage . Following her dances she walked over with one of the sexiest…

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Christine Mcvie ‘43-‘22

I love Fleetwood Mac and it’ll never be the same now. I think Rumors is one of the best albums ever made, how many hits off that one? She had really unique voice, you always know it was her and…

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Fully legalized prostitution

What will happen once prostitution is fully legalized? Would strip clubs turn into brothel clubs overnight, or some sort of mixed clubs where both low mileage dances and full service are offered? Will low mileage clubs be limited to corporate events or…

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Concert Bucket List & Ticket Prices

I saw Springsteen is on the road again and you know in the past I’ve always put it off, he’s always selling out and right now tickets are available but the prices are just downright insane like expensive as hell…

Politics

Kanye 2024 or 2028?

Listened to the controversial Tim Pool interview with Ye. I hadn't really listened to Ye speak much before. I was very impressed. People are going on about him walking out but he said what he needed to…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Disappointing first visit but would give another shot.

I went there one night after a party with a friend. We sat there with a lot of expectations but the $30 cover charge seemed to put us off initially.The location is pretty weird; as…

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DEBATE TOPIC: *ANY* Use of Dancer Names in a Review

DEBATE QUESTION: Assuming that you are NOT connecting the dancer to extras, is it good or bad to include dancer names in a review in any context? ==== BACKGROUND ==== In this generally civil thread posted by 623... https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=81472 ... the strong consensus is…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Saturday Night Drop In

Came by here on a Saturday night after winning 1k in my weekly poker game. Decided to drop by because I wanted to see Cora who I got a dance from a few weeks before…

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Le Rouge Lounge or Rosewood for GNDs?

I've got a rare free night tonight and I'm *majorly* craving GNDs... I've only ever been to rosewood once and loved it bc of all the GNDs, I've never been to anywhere else. If I'm hankering for GNDs, would folks…

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Joe Biden the union buster

Who would have thought a corporate capitalist that has been in DC for decades would side with billionaires over workers. Just shocked! What do you all think about that bullshit? Political chess? Incompetence? Tongue fucking his rich donors? Is he…

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Fortnight!

Anyone here ever go to any Footnight events or specifically Footnight Detroit?. I’ve personally never gone to Detroit because it’s near me and would love to but it’s always on Saturday. I sent an email asking if they ever considered…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

First Visit on a Thursday Afternoon

Was in town for work and had a meeting near the airport. A buddy told me about this place and I checked it out late on a Thursday afternoon. The club layout has been detailed…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Consistent Backup

So at this point in my strip club visiting career, this is THE club I end up going to whenever I’m back in Dallas. I’m sure there are other great clubs in Dallas but I…

Luna Lunera

Medellín, Colombia

Decent Spot, nothing incredible

So entrance was 20 mil (aka 20,000 pesos). Each drink was roughly 25k including lady drinks. When the guy changes your 50k note for 2k notes (to tip), he keeps 6k - this is standard…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Rhino the best

Was in mood Went in found a corner Place was jammin All types of girls came in I prefer usually busty Hispanic or caucasian and found plenty I usually spend a lot of time talking and try…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Killing Time at Beemer's

I was out in the Pittsburgh area for an event and decided to stop into Beemer’s as it was within a reasonable distance from my hotel room. I don’t know the area very well,…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

There’s no place like home!

Interesting place. It had a silver criket (if you’ve been to Detroit this will make sense) feel to it. First off gps took me to the nearby deja vu which was closed early afternoon. But…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

Great first club

I went with two friends after one got broken up with. It was my first time. We went Saturday around 8 and it wasn’t very busy at all. Parking was nice, I like the wall…

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Stripper Bar Dive

You got to love body shots. https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhY5ij69S2f07sxt9V/that-man-is-starving-dude-tried-to-eat-a-naked-stripper-while-she-poured-a-drink-on-herself-when-this-happened

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Ever take a DNA test?

I've taken a few. My top match is Sephardic jews from morocco Iraqi jews Egyptian Greek Spanish Central American native american

Cartagena: The Good, the Bad, the Impoverished. .

Garfield finally made it to Cartagena, Colombia. It’s been on my list for a while and I finally made it in early October. It seems that the two most popular destinations in Colombia is Medellin or Cartagena. Not many people are jumping to go to Bogota (I’ve been there, probably a one and done) So I decided to go to Cartagena, Colombia on the very first Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of October. I wanted to check out the mongering scene in the two main areas; the wall city and the beach area (along the Bocogrande). Thus I had a hotel in both areas. This way I could get a feel of what I enjoyed more.…

Trusty ole’ Medellin

In early October, I made a brief trip to Medellin, Colombia. I made this trip because I was going to Cartagena for the very first time. So in anticipation of the land unknown, I felt the need to stop in trusty ole’ Medellin for a guaranteed good time. Medellin is a good time 7 days a week. I was in Medellin on a Wednesday and Thursday and both days were good. I arrived on a Wednesday night in Medellin Colombia around 6 or 7pm. After checking into my hotel near El Poblado, I went to the La Setenta Street in Medellin. This street/calle is known as Medellin’s party strip and it is less touristy than Parque…

Wham Bam Thank You Cam

I have mentioned before that some of my strip clubbing and other in-person mongering activities have been replaced in recent years with a growing affinity for Internet porn. This happened, in part, because I wasn’t able to travel as much on business during the pandemic. I have never been one to shit where I eat. So I try to keep my sex addiction at bay near my home. And even when I did travel, clubbing just wasn’t the same. I eventually discovered that porn was safer, cheaper, and sometimes even more fun than trying to find a girl who could get me off in some no-touch club. So my trusty iPad and I stayed busy in the hotel when we were…

Tijuana

First Trip 12/7 - 12/10: Newbie questions

Greetings all, I am making my very first trip to HK / Cascadas next week. I'll be there from Wednesday 12/7 through Friday 12/10. I am beyond excited for this trip! Thanks to all of you who have made posts,…