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Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, PA

I arrived around 9:00 PM on a Friday to see the first game of the World Series. Club has a $20 cover, but $5 discounts are available. I immediately went to the third floor where…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, CA

I arrived a little after 11pm on a Friday night. Club is in an industrial area and a significant distance off the street. With the adjacent businesses closed, there was plenty of parking. My first…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, CA

Looking for a new place to explore, I used TUSCL to find the closest club to me that fit several criteria. The club needed to be a nude club, one I had never visited before,…

Awful time and I will not be back. I showed up on a Tuesday night around 9 pm and paid a $20 cover. The place must have just opened because nobody was on stage and…

I was visiting DC and Cloakroom came up as a a recommended option for a fun club to visit. I decided to go give it a shot and see what is it about. Found the…

Dancer quality was solid but not mind-blowing. 7-8 range mostly, a couple legit 9s that were getting swarmed the second they stepped off stage. Mix of body types (mostly on the skinnier side, a couple…

This was my first visit to the Cloakroom. I've been to Mpire and Archibalds before. Cloakroom was the better experience. The dancers were more uniformly attractive with a mix of ethnicities and sizes: a fit…