Standard corporate club

This is my third attempt to go to this club. What can I say, I'm a completist? Only a few Seattle-area clubs remain that I haven't visited. The first two times I tried going to Rick's were in the afternoon, an hour or two after it opened, and both times I was told there were no girls working. So I figure I'll try 10:30 on a Friday night. Believe it or not they were open!

Plenty of parking in the lot behind the building. I leave my ID in the car so of course they ask for it. Sign #1 that this is a corporate club. Cover is $22 which includes a drink which I think I'm supposed to get from the bar but I don't bother. There are a couple dozen guys inside and a dozen or so girls. Two stages, both operating. The first stage is long and skinny with a pole on each end. It has seating at the stage and a couple more rows and tables off to the side. The smaller stage has seating at the stage and one row behind that, but nothing else.

The girls are doing two songs. Most get fully nude during the 2nd song. After a few minutes the DJ announces that it's time for the 3/$60 dance special. They have a name for it, "House Dance" maybe? I forget. They get all the girls to parade the length of the stage in a line. I think the DJ is announcing their names but I can't understand him and I don't know which girl he's announcing anyway. I see one guy motion to one of the girls, "I choose you!" Is that what I'm supposed to be doing? The girls come off the stage and start making their offers. A cute enough Russian named Angel comes my way and asks if I want the 3/$60 special. I decide that yes I do want it. We go to the LDA. While we're waiting for the next song to start a waitress asks if I'm going to buy the girl a drink. Sign #2 I'm at a corporate club. Sure, I say, how much. Turns out it's $20 to buy the girl a drink (non-alcoholic, this is Seattle). To my surprise she actually brings the girl a drink. I don't know exactly why that surprises me, I guess I thought I was tipping her in the form of a virtual drink or something. Then the girl's like "do you want it to be topless for an extra $20?" Sign #3 I'm at a corporate club. So it turns out my 3/$60 special has turned into a Seattle-standard 3/$100, whodathunkit.