Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

Very average club

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pikane
Jan 17, 2023, 11:00 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

went there on Saturday night around 10 PM. There were around 40 girls and ten patrons present. Upon arrival, I was made to go through a regulatory round of going through a metal detector, but nobody seemed to be paying any attention. As I entered the establishment, there was a bar on the left side and a stage on the right. Next to it was another room with a bar and a smaller stage. There were people sitting at the bar and talking to the girls. Behind the stage was area where lap dances took place. I sat in the main area for ten minutes, but the waitress did not check on me as they were busy attending to groups rather than a single person like me. The girls were in the 3 to 5 range in terms of attractiveness. Finally, I walked to the bar and got myself a gin and tonic. It was $10 and worth it. The girls were mostly busy talking to each other. A group of four girls stood blocking my view of the stage, I asked them to move but one girl turned and said something in Spanish which I didn't understand, but they didn't move.

Just as I was about to give up, a girl approached me, her smile captivating as she struck up a conversation. She was interesting, and I found myself following her to the lap dance area. The cost was steep, forty dollars per song or a hundred for three. The dance itself was mechanical, lacking the sensuality I had hoped for. As I returned to my seat, another lady approached me, her accent thick as she quoted me twenty-five dollars per song. Though her dances were better, they were still lacking the passion I sought.

With nothing to hold my attention, I decided to take my leave after an hour or so.

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