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Maroon 5s Favorite: Sumner Stroh

Now I understand why Adam Levine was “sliding into her DMs.” https://www.reddit.com/r/BoutinelaBabes/comments/xm7175/maroon_5_fan_and_boutine_la_babe_ms_sumner_stroh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf I didn’t realize she was that hot. Damn. Smokin’

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Unremarkable venue, very satisfying dance

After finishing my to-do list late one Thursday night (or, more accurately, early one Friday morning), I resolved to reward myself with a visit to Stars Cabaret. I had just relocated to Salem from out…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Still a great club.

This club has been reviewed many times and the physical attributes have not changed. I took an Uber , so no parking fee. No cover at about 2 pm in the afternoon. Beer was $5. Free lunch was…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Not too high, not too low

I walk in around 12:30 on a Tuesday. Same day and time as my last visit in May but none of the girls look familiar. No one has reviewed this place in the four months…

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Fart fart fart

Rooty toot toot farty fart fart. I been farting all day long

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Decent time at UJ

Decided to visit this place on a Thursday early evening around 6pm and had a decent time. Parking is dedicated spots to the club around back, you walk up to the front door on the…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Holy shit a GFE and another ATF

Holy shit a GILF! She said she danced at LS 25 years ago, as she looks like a girl (but older) that I danced with there pre-COVID. Not the same person. Anyway,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Two afternoon visits

This is two different visits to the Cricket. For those that haven’t been there is free parking (no valet) in the back and no cover during dayshift, which is the only time I ever go.…

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Economic Recession 2023 - Who's starting to stay home?

Hey all, Not trying to make this political but thinking about more what I am going to do. Right now, things are going well but given the constant news on inflation I’m thinking I’ll be taking a break later this Fall…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A New Jersey Institution .

I have been visiting PH for many years, but not at all in the last three or four. This was my first visit since the legal issue and since COVID. I am happy…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Sunday evening visit

Visited this place on Sunday evening They have a happy hour from 5 to 7 PM everyday so all drinks and food are half priced. The bar tenders are very friendly here and…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

I'm the foot fuckin master.

I got a txt from my new ATF to come back to the club so we can play in the back again. My "pure instinct" took over and low and behold I was back at…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday before the game

Was in town so decided to stop by Pandoras for a few. Around ten cars in the parking lot at around 1pm last Monday. Walked in paid my drink and cover, $15 and…

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Eat your buffet in VIP

Story and photo: https://www.theonion.com/man-at-strip-club-buffet-pays-extra-to-get-private-time-1849435938

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Spearmint Rhino definitely has the quality

So I’ve visited a view industry clubs but this was my first visit to the Rhino. I’ve done a few Rhinos in other locations including Vegas and this is definitely much like those…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Not a big fan

Enough has been said about this place both positive and not so positive, so I wanted to check it out for myself. For those who have not yet been, it's pretty small. It's about the…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Affordable if you're not looking for extras

I met a friend here on Tuesday around 5:30pm. There was no parking attendant, so I parked in the block of spots directly in front of the club. When there's a parking attendant, he's usually…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

What to do in Atlanta on a Thursday afternoon.

This is not a club ad but this is my favorite Atlanta club and has been since Follies closed. I am well known here by the staff on a first name basis. This club is…

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Canada to end vaccine requirement for border crossing.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/government-lifting-pandemic-border-measures-1.6591883 The federal government has decided to drop the vaccination requirement for people entering Canada, end random COVID-19 testing at airports and make the use of the ArriveCan app optional by the end of this month, a senior government source told…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

A return to bandaids

It has been a bit since I posted here. Cut back on my hobbying. Made my way to Bandaids today because I had some time before picking up the kids. Club was…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Corner bar with boobs

If you have never been to the Penn's Port Pub, this is not your average strip club. There are no lapdances, VIP, extras, or velvet ropes in this place. It is a vinyl seating,…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

A Bit Slow

It has been awhile since I’ve been to Ricks (maybe six months) so I decided to stop by on a Wednesday afternoon to see what was going on. I’ve written a Ricks review before…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Might go back, at a different time

I visited this place on a Friday night. It's out of the way and has decent parking. However, I was less than impressed with the costs and the talent. I showed up around 10pm on…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

Ajs on a Thursday afternoon

Visited AJs for the first time on a Thursday early afternoon. I had read several reviews that their are inconsistent cover charges but I called ahead and was told no cover charge and that their…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Unfinished business

Wednesday nightarpind midnight $5 lapdance night. Went inside paid $20 entrance and $25 for vip. Fair number of patrons and a good number of ladies definitely in the 20s amount. Wide variety of body types…

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Q&A/SashaJuicy

Alright today we get to chat with SashaJuicy for another dancer question and answer. You can catch Sasha dancing at Blush in Commack, NY. I think she's a real cute girl and is a fellow long islander so I had…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Average Night and Beware Of Exit Scam

After my last visit with a couple coworkers I was back in Seattle and decided to see if we just hit Pandora’s on an off night. Not sure if we did, but this visit was…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Worth a trip but dont expect 9 & 10's

Sopped in on a Thursday night. It is in a kind of industrial area, did not seem dangerous. They do have a guy outside kind of watching over things. $10 cover to the girl at…

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Experiment Success / Warning : Major Bragging Included In Story

I’d like to take another opportunity to thank Subraman for helping me get back on Seeking.com. I am having ball with so many young women playing with mine. I was out a couple of weeks ago with…

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PSA: Florida peninsula in 5-day cone for [possible] Hurricane Hermine

Too early to do much more than wait for development, but get your gas, water, non-perishables, and batteries before they sell out. https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at4+shtml/090354.shtml?cone#contents

Rio Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

A Night at the Rio

As mentioned, I’ve been frequenting this club for the past couple weekends. And I was finally able to visit on a Night Shift. If you’d like the description of the layout of the club, refer…

The Boxxx Office

Portage, Wisconsin

Back open

Stopped back at Boxxx a couple weeks after it reopened after being closed for refurbishment due to a fire earlier this year. The layout is exactly the same as it was before with a long…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Disappointed

REAL DISAPOINTMENT- I went on Saturday , the night of the CANELO fight. I got free admission with a text message. The club is a nice property and large. They have 3 stages, although they only used…

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Hot Tub Time Machine

If you had a time machine and could get a dance from your all time fav who stopped dancing 10 years, 10 months, or 10 weeks ago how much would you pay? I think Id pay 3-4 times the cost…

Spearmint Rhino

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Comfortable place, mostly bleh dancers but a few gorgeous ones, but good time nonetheless

Spearmint Rhino is downtown Minneapolis on Hennepin Avenue. It is near the Target Center (Timberwolves) and Target Field (Twins) and many other bars, but the other side of downtown from USBank Stadium (Vikings). When you…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Good times can happen at Kittens!

First visit in a while, In town for a delivery and close by so in spite of being not thrilled at dealing with the scammers that tend to inhabit this club I stopped in.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

September Visit

I arrived late afternoon. There was no cover charge. It was so dark that I bumped into a chair before I found a table between the bar and main stage. It took about 10 minutes…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Not a bod visit, but not a regular stop for me

I don't stop here often because it is kind of out of the way, and another 15-20 minutes I can be in RI. Stopped in about 1pm, it was fairly busy for 1pm. As you…

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

Same old JB's with new higher prices!

First time back to JB's in a while. I thought I check it out to see what's new. The building is a low long structure perpendicular to US-60. Parking lot is well lit, but small. Someone…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Mid day fun

Place was a little uncomfortable but not the worst place I have been. Lots of security but they didn’t pay any attention to me or what the girls where doing. Spoke with a bbw AA lady…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Saturday Brigade of the A/B Cups

Saturday night visit about 10:00pm had more dancers and PL's than my half dozen or so visits over the past few months. Still not crowded, but decent ratio with about 12-15 dancers and only…

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Clapping during a lap dance

Recently I was at a club getting a lap dance from a girl. I'm the kind of guy that the girl is sort of the supplementary feature and me and my dancing is the primary. So head over heels by…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Great Time on a Wednesday Evening

Stopped into Cowboys on a Wednesday evening. Plenty of parking as it is kind of on the side of a strip mall. Paid the cover ($5 or $10 can't remember) and went in. I…

Cheetah Wilmington

Wilmington, North Carolina

A pricey excursions at the only option around

I mostly avoid this club but decided to give it a go after a shitty day at work. Got there and paid $10 at the door. Walk in and there's a small side stage directly…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

What is the justification for "mandatory" valet parking?

This is an honest question. I understand that different people can have a different take on things. I don't want to get into a flame war with those who may disagree with me, and I haven't insulted anyone.…

Scene Restaurant & Lounge

Commack, New York

Dead on a Thursday night

It’s been over a year since I’ve been there so I was anxious to see how it was doing. It was usually my GoTo place because they usually had lots of girls and there…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Regulars are great insurance policy.

Arrived around 12:30 and took my spot at the bar facing the stage. Today's rotation was two on the main stage and one on the side stage. I had communicated with my regular so talent…

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MMA v. Boxing

It's date night with your girlfriend who is new school and loves MMA. You're old school and love boxing but admit that boxing today has been pussified and argue old school boxing was more exciting than MMA. She tells…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

EXPENSIVE AS FUCK ZERO MILEAGE

Went here for my buddy's bachelor party a few weeks back. I was in charge of setting this up so I purchased the Jacks and 10's package from the website for $695 before going. They…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

The sexy Latina, Luna

Went in on Monday early afternoon. First up was Luna. I was sort of shocked to see her because the last time I saw her I was licking her butthole at Sands.…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

From a rough visit to a home run!

A tale of two visits…. I thought this night was going to be a disaster. I went to the club after a rain delay at a baseball game. The place was packed. I took an…

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Need A New Truck? Go To Kentucky

Unfinished Ford Trucks Keep Piling Up in Massive Lots Visible From Space https://www.thedrive.com/news/unfinished-ford-trucks-keep-piling-up-in-massive-lots-visible-from-space

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OT: an interview with Desertscrub’s ATF!

She’s 92, and she looks spectacular and is making bank from our very distinguished member, Desertscrub. Enjoy, and try not to wank it too much! https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/19852568/grandma-92-people-cant-believe/?utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=sunmainfacebook&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1663607419 Bacon!!

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What’s in a name?

I have been thinking about this topic for a while. I thought now would be a good time to discuss our(PL’s) relationships with dancers while in the club. I admit my thoughts have evolved on this subject over the years.…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Chicago clubs are lame- prove me wrong

It's been a while since I ventured to 390. An hour drive to get there and back makes one think about going, but it really is the only club with daytime hours near Chicago. There…

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Can’t we get back to discussing titties, lap dances, and beer?

I am not making any holier than thou type of post. That is not the intent of this discussion. I joined this site to learn more about strip clubs, strippers and lap dances. Things have devolved a bit, and we…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Reopened as of Sept 17, 2022

I didn't get a chance to stop in when I visited Scores on Saturday, but Uncle Buck's has re-opened. Further confirming the reopening was the owners were promoting the club with coupons for no cover at a concert in Huntsville last

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Clubbing Hiatus

Decided to take a break about 3 weeks ago from making my once a week visits. It doesn’t seem exciting anymore and am no where close to getting anyone OTC.At 3 weeks I don’t see myself missing it anymore but…

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Who has the biggest penis and I don't mean on this discussion board.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/worlds-biggest-penis-blokes-ding-27937068?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Omnia Blue Gentleman's Club

St. Petersburg, Florida

Some good, some bad

Stopped in at around 4 on a Wednesday, as I had an hour to kill in downtown St. Pete. Parked on the street across from the club in a metered spot; the park had some…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

First Time

Visited the club around 4pm, walk in and need to put keys and phone in bucket as you walk through a metal detector. The security guard or bouncer looks to also work the DJ…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

God Bless America

Stopped into MG2 on a Thursday evening around 8:30 PM. My ID was scanned and I was charged $5 for an entry fee. There were lot of customers huddled by the relatively small bar…

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Celtics head coach Ime Udoka facing team discipline for 'improper' relationship

Report: Celtics head coach Ime Udoka facing team discipline for alleged 'improper' consensual relationship with female staff member https://www.yahoo.com/sports/report-celtics-coach-ime-udoka-facing-disciplinary-action-for-team-violations-024159939.html Another story, another day, another affair, hardly news. The crazy part about this story is Ime Udoka has apparently been with Nia…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Expensive Day

I had a window of opportunity come up at the last second and I headed out to hit a club or two (ended up at four). I generally like to have a “plan b” (a…

Club Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska

Good eye candy, that is all

I reviewed this club a few months ago, but there have been some updates worth mentioning. Club is in an large open building with a curtain separating the entry from the rest of…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Quiet, decent outing. Nothing special

Went on a Sunday after the Cardinals chiefs. Mahomes was killing us so left the game and headed to hiliter with a lady friend. Patted down and Id'd. No cover. This time no bouncer seating…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Some Things Changed, Some Things The Same

For most of the mid-to-late 2010s, PT's was one of my most frequent club visits. A variety of factors have led to me prioritizing other clubs in the 2020s, so a recent Saturday night was…

Expose

San Diego, California

A plush remodel since last time

First of all I need to acknowledge that this club has had a complete remodel since the last time I was in it maybe 9 years ago. There’s a main room with one medium-sized stage…

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legitimate massages in the club.

Recently I have seen several posts about customers getting upper body massages in the clubs by fully clothed girls for a small service charge. This seems like a nice perk but I am reminded of the time my then favorite…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Disappointed at the Tally Ho

When you walk in, there's a stand where someone takes your $10 entrance fee (there's no charge during the day). The bar is straight ahead, and the private dance booths are lined up against the…

Politics

You people must always be willing to truly consider evidence that contradicts yo

Title couldn’t say it all. You people of tuscl must always be willing to truly consider evidence that contradicts your beliefs, and admit the possibility that you may be wrong. Intelligence is not believing everything you think you know, is right,…

Centerfold Lounge Detroit

Detroit, Michigan

Centerfold ROB

Haven't reviewed the "fold" in awhile so I thought I'd put down some ROB information for the avid reader. First things first; still has a fenced (not the alley way though) in lot with someone…

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

My Regular, and finally some others

This report covers two nights of visits. The parking lot is run down with an attendant at the entrance. I paid for the $5 parking zone and was on my way into the club. I don't…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Missing the energy, but still had a good time.

Parking was easy. Walked in and paid the cover ($20). Found a seat at a table a little back from the stage. It's a BYOB, but I don't drink, so just a soda from the bar…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Good evening in Clearwater

Was staying in Clearwater so decided to check out Oz last Thursday for happy hour at 5pm and stayed til 9:45pm. There was no cover at that time (until 7pm I believe) and parking…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Is Centerfodls the only SF club with private room?

I'm browsing through SF club reviews and it seems like Centerfolds is the only one with private room and contact? Hustler, Condor, CH, are all reviewed poorly recently with no mileage no contact and some not even topless. NCT seems…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A truly sensual experience

Playground is a great place! The bouncer, the bar staff, the dancers, all of them have good report with each other. I've been following the Playground since it was Sands (I used to visit semi regularly)…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Usually a great club, but not this trip...

Had some morning appointments in the area so I thought I would kill some time by visiting this club. I used to work in the area a couple of years back, so I used to…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Bored at BDD

I got there around 8pm. Self parked in back, plenty of space. Made a stop by the washroom. Clean, Attendant was present and tipped. So I then found myself a seat by the main stage. I…

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The Ultimate Thread: SJcreep's Soap Box gets kicked out from under him

Title couldn't say it all........ The Ultimate Thread: SJcreep's Soap Box gets kicked out from under him with a tight noose around his neck!

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Three of Three.... a 9 out of 10.

OK; The Landing Strip…. I have a tortured history with TLS as I have always WANTED to really like this club but, there was something in the way in the past… too loud, too crowded,…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Quiet Day Shift

Was staying in Ft. Lauderdale so decided to check out Oz this past Monday for at noon and stayed til 1:30pm. There was no cover at that time (until 8pm) and parking lot was…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Two of Three

Two of Three Next up for review: The Flight Club in Inkster, Michigan. Although we ended up at the FC the most on our trip we actually ranked it second out of the…

Mint Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Overall not bad

Went on a Tuesday evening during a thunderstorm. Place was deserted until 11pm, only 3 dancers. The girl at the bar was tiny & hot, but sadly fully dressed. Had a Glenfiddich shot and a…

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When an opportunity for passionate debate devolves into useless feuding

I know I am one of the more combative posters on TUSCL. I take a level of pride in this. I do not attack people without cause, I do so because we have staked out opposing partisan views.…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The best little club in Philly

Let’s start with what this place is like. Kinda crappy. Doesn’t look like much from the outside. Basically just a little slack situated on Delaware ave next to an auto repair shop. This place is…

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Photos Gallery / Question for Founder

Anyone looked at the Photos Gallery since the "Censorship" invasion ? The only photos in that gallery are of the ones loaded by dancers. Any photos loaded by PL's does not show in the gallery. Is…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Beautiful women, many choices. Best experience to date.

Best experience to date, especially after the disappointment at Club Madonna. $10 fee when I entered around 10pm. It was a very slow day, but there were many ebony girls available (10-12), and…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

The club offers a lot of service and I had a great time, but it's expensive even by club standards and can feel transactional. Classy atmosphere but a bit dark

I heard about COI's reputation and stopped by Spearmint Rhino to see for myself, no expectations. I've been to the SR in downtown LA and Torrence many years ago and there is a central stage…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Sunday Not-so Funday

Decided to stop by Synn after the afternoon NFL games concluded to waste some time before my flight. Having never been, I did some research and figured it could be hit or miss. Their website…

Gold Palace

Tijuana, Baja California

The Birthday, the Bachlor Party, and the Tijuana First Timer, Part 3

A birthday, bachelor party and Tijuana first timer filled an entire weekend with naked women and alcohol, as we hit up 7 locations, our first two stops was Cafe 269 and Distractions Lounge, then the…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Gorgeous girls . . . but pasties and overpriced

I was traveling late at night and needed a break and looked up the nearest club. Northern VA doesn't have much, so I went here not really knowing what to expect. The bouncer…

Soft Tails

DeLand, Florida

Soft Tails? at least on this night Hell No!

I would assume that Saturday night around midnight should be a prime time to tell what a club would be like. But if this Saturday evening was any indication, Soft Tails would be…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

A few changes this year

A quick summary of what's changed this year: contact rules have been liberalized. The club permits patron-to-boobs and patron-to-booty contact during lap and VIP dances (though not every dancer does). Long review: Fantasy's is set back…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Best 150 bucks I ever spent

In town for a night of business and decided to check this place out and see if it lived up to the reviews. Nestled in an industrial area it took be about 30 minutes…

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OT: 0.999... = 1

I'm sure all of you here with a basic working knowledge of mathematics already knew this, but since math is not a strong point of mine, I was confused by this before I finally wrapped my head around it. Now…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Missing dancer (Fruity) presumed murdered.

Full story & photos. https://www.foxnews.com/us/atlanta-police-say-missing-24-year-old-woman-murdered-body-disposed-second-suspect-remains-large

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Hit or miss…. It was a hit today.

Went in a early/mid afternoon. I fully expected this place to be empty and have maybe 1 or 2 dancers present. This was the case. 1 dancer there and another who arrived…

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Taking a motorcycle to dinner with her parents

Not very long ago, I owned a motorcycle as my sole mode of transportation. It was used, and had a loose gas cap which the seller had advised to seal with Vaseline anytime it was going to rain, even…

Foxy Gentlemen’s Club

Brooklyn, New York

Don’t read my review. It’s not worth it.

This is my third time visiting and finally getting in the club The cover varies. What does that mean? Well, the first time I came here It was around 10:30pm on a Friday, the guy…

Politics

An argument for reparations

I have posited, for the longest time, that demands for slavery reparations are just demeaning money grabs by political or social hacks. However, I have seen a video which actually makes the closest rational argument in favor of reparations.…

Politics

Inflation is much worse this time

The last time we had inflation at these levels was the late 1970s. But, for the government ( meaning all of us ), it is much worse now. Back then, Paul Volker hiked the lending rate to reduce demand Which…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

I will be back

So after a long day at work I decided to take a trip to Jiggles based on the reviews I saw. I knew they opened at 4pm but I figured I would give it…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Another wasted sensation's visit

Unfortunately, this is my local club. I have only been here twice but never had a good experience. The main limiting factors are the lack of dancers on shift ( usually 2-3 max)…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Saturday night. My kind of place.

I've visited this club a couple times in the past 6 months. It suits my general vibe most nights because compared to other clubs it's very calm, but not in a boring way. I'll talk…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Some things never change….

It had been a while since last stopping by. I was in the area and wanted to see how things were post Covid. It was like the pandemic never happened. $10 cover all day. The…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A revival in the making.

Thought I’d write a review of this place. It has been avoided by some veteran customers due to a Cuban invasion and club policy changes over the past 3-5 years. Honestly there were too many…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Sunday Sunday Sunday.

This is my go to place but usually it is a Saturday afternoon or during the week when in town. Decided to try Sunday night mainly because I was bored. The details, free parking lot…

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Activist Founder

You've done it now. Turned Founder into a Lib. Making a stand. The snow will flake from all his used to be hairline. One can hope he changes course soon! Or all may be lost.

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sad Sunday Night

Like any true perv, my first stop after arriving at DTW was one of the famed Detroit clubs. First up was Hank's. I arrived about 9, paid my $5 cover and received the meaningless ticket.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Excellent Sunday Night

After striking out at Hank's I gave Bogie's a shot. I had the free ticket so no cover. My Miller was $8. Again, Bogarts has been described a million times, but I will say that…

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Who fucked up tuscl you dumb fucks?

Who fucked up tuscl you dumb fucks?

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BirdDropping

The key juncture in dealing with the girl will be when you first kiss her. You just learn how to do this and it happens. SJG

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BirdDropping

Check the posts added to Tetra's Article, "111 Rules For Strip Clubbing". Better not to use escort ads. Better to select your women f2f, like at a strip club. And when you have selected the one you want to get intimate…

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And the same for BigThirdEye, just laughing his head off

as we try to communicate by smoke signals. Check the last two posts on Tetra's Article, 111 Rules for Strip Clubbing. SJG

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Praise Our Patron Saint Juicebox69

I know somewhere he is looking at this board right now while eating chacken fingers with his bitches and laughing his head off 😇

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Tetra You Dumb Fuck!

Check Tetra's article: "111 Rules for Strip Clubbing" https://tuscl.net/articles.php SJG

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Tetra, You Are an MF Idiot!

https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=58034#comment1270814 SJG

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First of Three

We embarked on another September golf trip to the Detroit area in which we spent two afternoons and four nights visiting some of our favorite clubs. The official visit count was: BT's - Wednesday and…

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What's the best way to ensure an escort ad isn't a sting?

Was bored one night and saw a nice ad on one of the escort sites. Started communicating then I got spooked. Remembered a former buddy who signed up to see some escort in a hotel, saw it was a sting as they…

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Censorship

I understand the point that Founder is trying to make but even he is not a free speech absolutist there's always a line. Where you draw that line is up to whoever is in control.

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OurTime.com / Maybe this is the answer !

Ya know. Maybe Icey Phat Boi is right. Maybe I should stop searching for young girls on Seeking or trying to get extras at strip clubs. Maybe I should stop paying for sex.…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Chill place for Monday Night Football

I'm active duty military and I went back home to Houston before going overseas. My friend took me to this club to drink and watch Monday night football. The entry fee was $13ish and after…

The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

Ronkonkoma, New York

Talent Is Improving.

As previously reported, this club is located in the industrial area of Bohemia next to a factory. Parking for about 7 cars in front with plenty of parking next to the factory. As you enter,…

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Taiwanese babe with all- natural 32E's

She is just too cute to not share with you pervs. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/cheerleader-who-went-viral-over-27916623

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Sunday Early Evening - Good and Bad...

Sunday afternoon/evening - Arrived about 4:30pm, left 7pm $5 to valet, $15 door, $25 VIP band (required for lap dances), $90 for 'Special VIP' (did not buy) Dances: $1 tip on stage w/good mileage. $10 dance topless,…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

First Time Club Madonna

Visited Club Madonna for the first time ever and have to say its a nice looking place. While charging a full $20 entrance fee at 3am on a slow Monday is kind of questionable…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Sausage party Saturday afternoon

I got here around 1:30 on Saturday, passed through a metal detector on my way in. There are many, many reviews describing the layout of this place, but for the uninitiated bathrooms are to the…

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The difference between conservatives and progressives

Prior to the start of the B.Y.U. football game the B.Y.U. team ran onto the field with an Oregon flag bearing the name and number of an Oregon football player who died in July in a climbing accident. They…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hot, fun, pri$y as hell.

Friday night im Vegas doesn't come cheap. Booked a package for the night via the website. 100 dollars for pickup, quick entry and 100 in bar credit. Keep in mind there is a service charge…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Worth a visit

My short one hour visit was very nice. Club is very nice and clean as has been described many times. Parking is free if you use the nearby public lots. Very safe…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

Amazing Entertainers, But Just Too Far Away

I wanted to have some fun after maintaining my distance for the last couple of years, but I didn't want to waste my time going only to a topless clubs in the Chicago area. Decided…

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Parking Schemes

I was watching this news clip of some parking hustle for a white sox game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSWi1dPilaE&t=6s Look at these fucking pieces of shit. Anyway it got me thinking have you seen this type parking lot bullshit at a strip club?…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Great if you love curvy booties

PARKING: Free but it took me a while to find a spot on a Saturday night. Probably the same on a Friday, but I'd imagine easier on other nights. CLUB: Decent sized main bar; another…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Sunday night - good time!

From the GPS, I had to cut behind a car dealership to get there. Once there, tons of parking along the lot. Walking in the steel doors the bathroom on the left, no one was…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

Expensive but still worth it if you know what to expect and what to look for.

The building is nice and discreetly located with a sizable parking lot. If you care about discretion the only part that's slightly uncomfortable is if there's a line because the front entrance is brightly lit…

Temptations Cabaret

Aledo, Texas

too greedy

I haven't been in for a while since they changed management and apparently a remodel. I was early in the evening, I would say about 10pm. you would figure there would be a good amount…

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Heaving nucespice cim...why are you fucking with html and closing threads?

If founder wanted threads closed he'd close them. You're just being malicious trolls.

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How the Autism - Asperger's - Neurodivergence Hoax still rages on

Here: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=76813 And what those being targeted should do to protect themselves from it. Positive Disintegration, by Kazimierz Dąbrowski, 1964 Dąbrowski was a Polish Anti-Psychiatrist Because of poor communications between Poland and the west, he ideas are very different. Some of his views come…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

Expensive but good mileage if you get the right girl

Club is expensive IMO. But with the right girl worth it. Mgmt, security, bar maids etc all nice, no drama. Girls nice, no attitude turning down a dance. VIP for $15 min is 200-225. Reg…

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Homage to Satan

Four priestess hitch the candidate to restraints on the altar. The presider comes out. It has been set up so that he is someone who has never fucked the candidate before. One of the women holds a…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Wednesday Afternoon Hit and Miss

Working in Minneapolis and got off work early so went in on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:30. Usually not a day shift person by will try it out now and again, although I will catch…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Good place to hang out at night during weekend

It's a good place to chill and hang out at. Staff is extremely friendly. Girls are hotttt you can easily find 7+ gorgeous girls. Greeks Italian middleeast blondes blacks brunettes so it's a variety. So you…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Should have stuck with standard LDs

Stopped in on Monday a couple of weeks ago. First time here since 2019 and one thing hasn't changed: the dollar parade. In fact, I paid for my drink with a $100 bill and got…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies gals are hot

Finishing our trip to SoFlo and the prior couple nights found our way into DD. Some guys said they were going to Tootsie’s after they left DD on the previous night so since only two…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

First time…Ok experience

I got off work and found myself a little bored, so I decided to try this place out. I walked in and was greeted by the doorman, who was upfront with me that they only…

Tootsys Gentlemen's Club

Smith Bay, U.S. Virgin Islands

Meh but eventually enjoyable

Stopped by while on vacation with my GF and another couple. The place is on the 2nd floor of a retail building. Up the stairs and then $10 cover per person. Bar is along…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Newbie at DD and So Fl Strip clubs, loved it

Went for the club on August 26, some friends and I came in from ATL and Louisiana. Rolled through about 8 after grabbing an early dinner and decided to see what kind of beautiful Cuban…

Tijuana

Global Entry Interview

I was conditionally approved for Global Entry, next step is to schedule an interview. Next interview isn’t available until September 2023. I know I can keep checking daily for cancellations. I’ve also heard that if you are re-entering the country…

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Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel impor

Title couldn’t say it all. "Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They say they don't mean to do harm, but the harm that they do cause, does not interest them. Or…

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Escorts asking for more money

I paid this eros escort $500 up front. She wanted me to take my clothes off right away. I wanted her to do a lapdance first and she wanted an additional $100 claiming its extra services since shes not a…

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Is this a Father-Daughter date ?

I had a sugar baby date on Saturday night. This girl is the ultimate spinner. 4-11, 92 lbs. And even though she is 26 and has two kids, she looks like she's 17 because of her…

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Bullshit Review Patterns

It's always a first time review, start out as..."Me and my wife went out to"..."It was my first time in a strip club" (And your already writing reviews on tuscl yeah ok) or ... "I was at a bachelor party"…

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Shelf Turd

Does anyone know what the term “shelf turd” refers to? I’m betting JimMcnutty does. And no, I’m not referring to a book that San Jose Guy has touched at the library.

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Are we seeing the end of high school football?

Some recent events A Lincoln, Nebraska high school cancelled the remainder of their season after 15 out 75 players were lost due to injury Two Baltimore high schools suspended remaining games after a massive brawls Two Cleveland schools moved start times…

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Rich sanctuary state sends "asylum seekers" to military concentration camp

Tell me me how I am wrong: https://www.politico.com/news/2022/09/16/migrants-marthas-vineyard-cape-cod-00057247

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Imma get things back on track… Prosecco in the pussy

Okay, this rick feels a rickly duty to get you damn dirty apes back on track and to observe some voluntary compliance with a “don’t be an html dick” rule. Here’s a question: how worried are you if a female…

Crazy Dancers?

In my relatively short time as a PL at strip clubs, I'm kind of surprised I haven't run into more... uh, let's call them "reality-impaired" strippers. I'm pleased to say that most of the ladies I've spent time with in clubs seem to have been reasonably grounded, if not always the best decision-makers. Granted, I haven't been going to the clubs for as long as some of you, but in an occupation known to be rife with drug use and emotional damage, I'd expect to run into more weirdos than I have. When I think of some of the lunatics I've encountered online - including the mental case on Twitter who angrily accused me of being Michael Stipe of the…

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Do Sex Workers Have More Mental Health Problems?

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/strictly-casual/201410/do-sex-workers-have-more-mental-health-problems Seems to only look at FS sex workers.

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Newbies (Dancers)

Not newbie dancers but new to this site When leaving a review please don’t forget who this site is for, The patrons/customers. Meaning do not leave a review that is solely a dancers rant. Aht, aht no one cares! Not saying…

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Markers to break down what type of strip club on here

I'd like to see some sort of way to maybe have icons to as a quick way to break it down and give you a feel for what's what. Enough reviewers mark a certain box it be given an icon…

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If you opened a strip club, what would you name it?

Me: The Thirst Mine.

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Degeneracy level ninja

No sitter, so she had to bring her baby to OTC. Less than 2 months old. She said her baby daddy begged her to have his kid, drives around in $50K+ vehicles, but is barely giving her anything. But…

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INNOCENT MAN SAVED BY CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V5Cj8d43Yw

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Why I enjoy SCs

I am sure this will provoke a lot of disagreement, but last night something happened that started me thinking about why I enjoy going to strip clubs. The short answer - the honesty of it all. Yes, the…

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emoji use on TUSCL.

There appears to be a greater use of them on here and elsewhere. There are now hundreds or maybe thousands of them available for use. Like many acronyms I have no idea WTF they mean and I am not going…

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“Real Real” Pricing Of Extras

Based off the string that started the outcry that started an internal debate… let’s post some real numbers. Chicago 390 & Scores VIP room cost 30 min $200 bar tab ITC BJ 125 ITC FS 300 OTC FS 500 (30 min) Other clubs like polekatz and…