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Somewhere in MO.

Discussions by Nidan111 (page 21)

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6 years ago

I’m a lucky mother fucker!

My wife and I have been outside under the stars dancing to hip hop after I built a bonfire. She is booty dancing for me in the starlight! Fucking awesome. Yeah, she...

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6 years ago

Absolutely pissed off.

I just posted a review on Club Vogue in Columbia MO. Read it. Approve it. TUSCLers need to know. They treated me like SHIT!! Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!...

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6 years ago

33 professional years. 2 weeks off.

Out of my 33 years of professional service, I can only remember taking one 2week break. In that 2 week break, I was able to make double my salary by counting cards at the...

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6 years ago

I’m torn between two lovers

I need to get laid. Next week is either going to be one of my favorite SCs or one of my favorite AMPs. The SC is a fun night with no absolute guarantee of...

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6 years ago

Pay no attention to my posts. I am drinking vodka infused wine and that shit is

Fucking truth serum. You ask me and I am all honest and shit....

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6 years ago

Newest hobby is just as much fun as oldest hobbies.

My newest hobby (aka SCing) is pretty fucking fun. My previous hobbies were fun too and I’m thinking it is because of the adrenaline and serotonin rush involved. Previous hobbies were martial arts fighting...

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6 years ago

So you want a stripper to remember you?!

After visiting numerous SCs over the last 9 months, I have learned that you definitely get a good acting job played on you when you pay to play. The strippers are masters at making...

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6 years ago

Feeding off of PaulDtake’s discussion, how many hardcore SCers actually use a Dental Damn when DATY?...

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6 years ago

Glucose Guardian

With all the politically correct BS these days, I just want to make sure my desires for potentially being a sugar daddy is not taken wrong. Is this the proper gender neutral term ...

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6 years ago

Good week SCing

Had a fantastic week SCing. Reviewed 2 Midwest Middle of nowhere Clubs. Sensations Galena KS and The Shady Lady in Salina KS. I wanted to visit NiceSpice in TX, but had to settle...

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6 years ago

It’s the eyes

I have recently began really taking note of stripper eyes. I am getting good at predicting who among them are to become a proper contributor for my $$$. Their eyes tell a story....

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6 years ago

Going to Salina tomorrow!

I’m going to wind up in Salina KS tomorrow. I hope the AA HOTIE that I met last time I was there is there this round. She told me that if ever come...

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6 years ago

Lol. My wife just flipped me off because she is Jealous that I might be going to

Lol. She flashed me her tits (which are fantastic, by the way) and told me that I have to at least say howdy to the strippers that I meet. Lol. My wife is...

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6 years ago

Is TUSCL a Social Media outlet or an ANTISOCIAL Media Release?

Are we just a bunch of secret antisocial shits or are we just a bunch of old guys who don’t like to socialize with the normal crowd?...

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6 years ago

Going to Indianapolis 500. Potential for 3 some.

Met a dancer last month that gave me her number to contact her when my wife wants to have a 3 some. Lol. Told this lovely lady that the Pony Has a strip club...

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6 years ago

Why else would I be up this late posting on TUSCL? If I were fully manic, I would be up posting in TUSCL while having sex with a hot stripper using my...

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6 years ago

Having fun just because!

I know this might be out of the norm for some TUSCLers, but. ..... i love just having fun with strippers. No extras needed. Don’t get me wrong, I will ALWAYS accept safe extras,...

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6 years ago

Threesomes are great for all involved!

At my age, I think having a threesome is the best of all worlds. If I fall asleep, at least the girls will have someone to talk too....

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6 years ago

Heading on my KS run this month.

Any of the dancers here going to be in KS this coming month? I’ve got money to play. My last visit to Salina was very fun. Wanting to have even more fun....

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6 years ago

“I thought I danced for you before!”

Lol. I recently went back to one of my favorite SCs on a Monday night after a month had passed since being there previously. Lol. Last time I was there, I got an excellent...

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6 years ago

I have to stop adding vodka to my wine

Every time I drink vodka, I get a paradoxical reaction. I sport wood and have nowhere to go with it. Maybe that’s why vodka is my favorite drink at SCs. Ocean vodka is the...

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6 years ago

Is it just me or does Nicole Avatar look like NinaBambina?

Checking out dancer directories. Sure looks like it to me....

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6 years ago

I need a road trip.

Just for the hell of it!...

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6 years ago

Not TUSCL related, but WTF ?!!

One of these days, I am going to take a day off. Just to see what it feels like. I have been on call for over 30 years and have never really had a...

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6 years ago

Are the MO and IL reviews to telling?

I have been reviewing several surrounding states and have come to the conclusion that I live in SC ECSTASY for Extra Fun or that those who review the SCs in my part of the...

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6 years ago

Well, I at least WANT some of the female type poking me in both eyeballs right about now. But, I have to wait until next week to fulfill me desires....

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6 years ago

I’m definitely a Nice Guy, by I’m certainly not a “nice guy”. !

I will not force, nor shall I initiate. However, if she wants to play, I’m ALL IN!!!...

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6 years ago

Could be the vodka speaking, but I’m pretty certain that Asian nipples are the B

Yeah, had some sweet Asian nipples rub my junk today! Long. Pointy. Perky. Damn, I love them puppy!...

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6 years ago

Who the FUCK types a GD 10,000 word piece of shit?

I was going to comment on the last book that I published in one of these threads, but some dickwad typed or plagerized some 100000000 word manifesto to disallow anyone other than him/her/itself from...

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6 years ago

Never give up. Extras can be had.

I started going to this club about 12 months ago. The dancers are hot, but for 6 months they simply gave basic air dancing with some contact. As I continued to frequent the club,...

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6 years ago

I think Papi May like the clubs I attend

After reviewing all these message board topics over the last several months, I’m beginning to think that Papi Chulo would probably like the clubs I visit. Or, perhaps I would like the clubs he...

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6 years ago

Getting to know the support staff.

I have found that getting to know the supppot staff has benefits. The last club I left, the bouncer, the DJ, the bartenders and 5 dancers all called me by my first and middle...

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6 years ago

Is it bad if I have more fun at a non Extras club?

I have been assessing my bang for buck lately. Although I absolutely love getting extras, it seems as though I have so much more fun in the non extras clubs. I get to know...

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6 years ago

Found a new “thing” during VIP

I went SCing this week at one of my favorite non extras clubs. Got VIP dances with 4 girls. Two of the girls wanted me to lightly choke them as they grinded on me...

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stripperlover777

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6 years ago

Met a brand new dancer. First night dancing.

Went to one of my favorite clubs last night. Very slow night, but the bartender informed me that they have a new dancer on board. The bartender wanted to inform her favorite “slut bucket”...

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6 years ago

Dancers. What makes your night fun?

We all either go to work daily or use to go to work daily. I have truly enjoyed my career and love what I do for such. Although money is a big motivator, I...

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6 years ago

Preparing my KS trip

I am heading to KS Monday. Will be hitting Half of that entire state which is probably 4 towns if you include Toto’s doghouse. Have reviewed most of the clubs. Have visited 2 in...

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6 years ago

FS in a non-extras club. Curious what you think.

I was recently (over last 3 months) given FS in a Strict Non-Extras club on two out of three occasions (first occasion no, 2nd and 3rd, yes). She was an AA dancer that rates...

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6 years ago

The dude who never pays for dances.

The dude who says, “I never pay for dances; why should I when I can go to other clubs and get it for free?!” I sat at the bar the other night and...

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6 years ago

Asians are HOT to look at, but ....

Asians are Hot as fuck to look at,but damnit they are so small ! Number 9 in last 6 months and could only take the tip. However, she gave it a good 45...

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6 years ago

Asians are HOT to look at, but...

Asians are Hot as fuck to look at,but damnit they are so small ! Number 9 in last 6 months and could only take the tip. However, she gave it a good 45...

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6 years ago

Went to my first Black Club.

I recently went to my first black club (did a review on it). Although I had fun talking with the bartender and the doorman, i was unimpressed with the lack of dancer activity....

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6 years ago

Heading to Kansas next week

I’m heading to KS this month for work. I have tried a couple SCs with moderate success. Baby Dolls have smoking hot dancers, but no extras to speak off. Is there any good spot...

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Call.Me.Ishmael

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6 years ago

TUSCL universal hand signal

Is there a universal hand signal that TUSCLers use to ID each other when SCing? I am fairly certain that some of you have been in the same club at the same time...

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6 years ago

Recruiting Dancers to TUSCL.

Should this be a goal of mine? If so, I will get this site full of new recruits. Wasn’t certain that it was a goal for TUSCL. Gotta have goals....

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6 years ago

Your most unusual SC night

What was your most unusual night when attending a SC ? Mine will forever be imbedded into my psych. ...

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6 years ago

Your initial impression

What is your sure fire method of having most of the dancers remember you for the next visit when going to a SC for the first time? I have found my method. ...

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6 years ago

Your ultimate realization...

What was your ultimate realization that SCs can be as “fun” as you hoped they could be?...

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