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pistola

Keepin' it 💯

joined Jul 2014last seen Oct 2024

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Stay hydrated and horny, my friends.

Reviews by pistola

1401 N Powerline Rd Pompano Beach, FL 33069

reviewed

2 years ago

TL/DR VERSION: FFFFF U U CCCCC K K Y Y EEEEE SSSSS FF U...

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Scarlett's Ybor Strip

3819 E 7th Ave Tampa, FL 33605

reviewed

3 years ago

hit or miss delivered a memorable visit

If you haven't seen me on the Discussion board lately, it's because it's a tough read due to Crackhead Slurpee-Boi. Anyway, on to the review... Do I really need to describe the place,...

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6222 E Adamo Dr Tampa, FL 33619

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3 years ago

should've jerked off at a mcdonalds

Man... How the mighty have fallen. I've written a couple of glowing reviews about Gold Club but the TLDR version is that the beat Cuban contingent have taken over this club and...

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Emperors Gentlemen's Club

5718 E Adamo Dr Tampa, FL 33619

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3 years ago

tired of these florida extras ladies

I’ll keep this review fairly brief. Stopped in on a Sunday afternoon, The Bucs were playing so the ratio sucked. 2 dancers and 12 or so guys sipping beers watching the...

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13577 US-19 Clearwater, FL 33764

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4 years ago

'it's a very nice!' : borat

After a short jaunt to 2001 with some expected tame dances, I still had over a G of house money in my pocket from THR so made my way west over the bridge to...

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3 years ago

Webcam model shoots her own v@gina

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10243765/Georgia-webcam-model-makes-risqu-videos-cash-accidentally-shot-vagina-cops-say.html Surprisingly, NOT Florida. But close. Former Follies dancer? It has yet to be determined if this is a hate crime. Jk lol 😝 ...

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3 years ago

Possible Juice Sighting?

https://youtu.be/JxPcBrhvkAQ 3:54-4:05...

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3 years ago

Hot damn. Not bad for 35 with 3 kids... Not sure about the whole mother/role model thing with this outfit, but then again WDIC? If I ran into this in a club,...

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3 years ago

Want your car to smell like a dancer?

Try the Signature Scent car spray from Chemical Guys. Take a look at the reviews on Amazon. This is known as 'The Stripper Scent.' I've ordered this twice. The reviews are spot...

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4 years ago

Darkest Club You've Been In?

I'm talking brightness, not ethnicity lol. Curious because my first visit to Oz in FL I thought 'This is the brightest club I've ever been in.' VIP was dark but the main...

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4 years ago

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4 years ago

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How to Wear a Seatbelt

4 years ago

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Lol. What we all think on the 30th of each month.

4 years ago

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Walmart Stripper Meme

4 years ago

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Comments made by pistola

review comment

2 years ago

Mixed bag - made me miss nipples

At present, the Cubans have completely taken over this club. And a lot of them are beat.

discussion comment

2 years ago

Are Women Attracted to Smokers?

IDK I thought women, in this day and age, are attracted to face tatted scrawny wife-beater-wearing scuzzy loser looking fucks. I see so many hot girls with dudes that look like they could never have a white collar job and look like they haven't showered in 2 days. Cigs don't matter, if you look like you have 3 different children from 2 different baby mamas and a credit rating of 480, they will find you attractive right now.

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2 years ago

Normal SC uniform??

Wear whatever dafuq you want. Underwear or no, eyeliner or no. So long as you spendin' that dough, you be gettin that ho.

discussion comment

2 years ago

So what age would you consider as old?

Simple Test: Sit on the toilet. Do your nuts touch the water? If yes, you're old. If no, you're not.

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2 years ago

money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game

Sacramento Mayor Darrell Steinberg

Sorry, SJG - He ain't no Ronny D (your future POTUS.)

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contributions
year	reviews	discussions	articles	media
2014	4	2	0	0
2015	2	0	0	0
2016	6	4	0	0
2017	3	0	0	0
2018	7	20	0	0
2019	8	23	0	0
2020	2	25	0	6
2021	7	6	0	0
2022	2	0	0	0
totals	41	80	0	6