Your initial impression

After the lap dances, don't pay them.

Money. More money. And more money.

$$$$

And tip big $$$$

I tell them I’m flagooner ! Works every time and when I come back they run away ;)

" I won't cum in your mouth ."

I eat a banana and I maintain eye contact as it tickles my tonsils....

Even the bouncers remember me! Lol!

I have a memorable face. Sometimes that's good sometimes that's bad.

remembered for good or bad?

And a retard.

Either have a really big wallet or a really big dick (they usually don't remember me)

^ wrong thread

Having a vagina.
And also tipping very well ensures that they will always remember me.

In all seriousness the dancers at three SCs all seem to flock to me when I walk in. The DJs and bartenders also come say howdy. I am known as the Magic Man with the fun laugh. I started breaking the Ice by performing slight of hand illusions for all. Seems as though they like it. I laugh a lot and show that I am having fun. Works for me anyway.

i take out a stack of fiddies and make it rain all over the fucking stage

usually gets the point across

During lap dance I always thrust my tongue as deep into her anal cavitiy as it will go. You have to do it quick and it has to be a surprise tho if you want to leave the most memorable impression possible. Trust me, it always pays off.

BigSammy wins. Lol