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SirLapdancealot

Knight of the Round Table Dance

joined Sep 2017last seen Dec 2024

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I appreciate the natural female form and I've been a strip club monger off and on for 30 yrs. I like getting lapdances a lot.

Reviews by SirLapdancealot

Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

10205 SW Park Way Portland, OR 97225

reviewed

5 years ago

same club, new fave

As usual, this was another great visit to Sunset Strip. I get there just before 5pm and it's pretty packed. As a regular, I see the same girls and also as usual...

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5021 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97206

reviewed

5 years ago

one of my favorite clubs

(Note to reader: See my previous review of this club for layout and decor.) I stopped by DV8 after an unsuccessful visit at another club. It (and its sister club, Rose City Strip)...

Dream on Saloon

15920 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97233

reviewed

5 years ago

a regular's dive

(Note to reader: please see my previous review of this club for its layout and decor.) On this visit I decided to check out the club after a few months hiatus to see a...

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Sunset Strip Gentlemen's Club

10205 SW Park Way Portland, OR 97225

reviewed

5 years ago

consistently good club

Sunset Strip has been a go-to club of mine for years now, and from a regular's perspective and relative to other nearby clubs, it is simply the most consistent in terms of above average...

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Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

17939 SW McEwan Rd Portland, OR 97224

reviewed

5 years ago

not worth it anymore - $100/3 topless is a joke!

It's been over a year since I've been to Stars and sadly this last visit validated why I don't go there much at all. In fact, the only reason I went this time...

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Discussions started by SirLapdancealot

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2 years ago

I was away for several months, and during my recent visits my CF has went from an 8 to a 9-10. Her hips are wider, tits are bigger (now C cup & still...

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3 years ago

Smelly Pussy - Does It Exist?

So from my last visit with a new fave she left some extra pussy cream on my pants. And I must say it smelled like butterscotch. A little pungent, but still good...

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3 years ago

2nd Time Makes a New Fave

So I went back to see my 'Princess Jasmine' (or PJ from now on) from earlier this week again tonight. I got there when the club opened and the bartender confirmed she was...

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3 years ago

As I was pleasantly massaging a smoking hot 8 from behind last night, we got interrupted for a second by another customer. He walked up and said to her that we were being...

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discussion started

3 years ago

Back at It Tonight

Nicespice told me she wasn't coming to town for a while so as a consolation tonight I broke down and went to a club. It has been several months at least since I...

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Articles written by SirLapdancealot

article

7 years ago

The Art of the LDK

Background New member here, but longtime lurker and also longtime LDKer. I have been LDKing since before the term existed. My first LDK was at Deja Vu in downtown San Francisco back in the 90s. I can't remember...

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Comments made by SirLapdancealot

discussion comment

a month ago

I lurked the site for a few months before actively posting when I joined. I think it is a good practice on any forum so you understand what you are getting into and what the regulars are like. And lately I've gone back to lurking here since I don't club much at all and I still get an occasional laugh.

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9 months ago

Good songs with no vocals

Beastie Boys "Sabrosa" https://youtu.be/BbFCAxGqHP4?si=Fj5NgaR5JrnH4Oud

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9 months ago

Favorite line, lines or stanza of any song ever recorded.

All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me Just a Pepsi - 'Institutionalized' by Suicidal Tendencies

discussion comment

9 months ago

Hardpasses on breast plate tattoos?

Unless they are all natural 36 DD's, give or take an inch, it's a hard pass for me.

discussion comment

a year ago

Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer

When you finally get what you wanted and it was just bad

Listermint will kill the smell, but real PLs bring Listerine for the germs. 99% FTW!

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year	reviews	discussions	articles	media
2017	4	21	1	0
2018	3	16	0	0
2019	5	20	0	0
2020	3	3	0	0
2021	0	5	0	0
2022	0	4	0	0
2023	0	1	0	0
totals	15	70	1	0