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Discussions by rickthelion (page 21)

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5 years ago

Jumping jack bouncy breasts

Do any of you apes ask your various OTC whores to do a few jumping jacks before giving them the old flesh torpedo treatment? dugan doesn’t really understand my fascination with the bouncy bouncy...

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5 years ago

Has anybody noticed how much fredo the “lawyer” that “skis” contradicts himself?

That half-boiled crab fredo is fast getting himself on the rick wildebeest list. Now I could care less about the impact of global warming on the apes. “Progressive” apes, “conservative” apes, whatever — they’re...

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5 years ago

Should we admit dogs? A rick conundrum

Or, as we call it, a ricknundrum. The basis for this ricknundrum is the simple fact that we ricks are apex predators. Whereas most dogs are simpering idiots that sit around and lick their own...

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6 years ago

The rick agenda

The Council of ricks has a simple agenda. You TUSCL readers should know our agenda. It is: Wearing classy suits, fucking sexy whores, driving drunk, and going wildebeest on our enemies. It’s so simple even...

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7 years ago

The council of ricks extends a heartfelt than you to Founder

All of the recent improvements to TUSCL will make communication among the ricks far more efficient. rickthebarnacle is especially grateful. As am I and my vulture bud. Now I'm off to defile some sexy...

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8 years ago

Disgusting and disrespectful

When I think about the way the best among you ape (the great rickdugan) behaves and contrast it with idiots like this: http://metro.co.uk/2017/05/13/naked-man-humping-dead-shark-identified-as-an-ex-nyc-police-officer-6634900/ It only emphasized the need to cull your herds. I've discussed the stupid...

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8 years ago

The Jimmy Johns guy is cruising for the wildebeest treatment

Asshole hunts animals. You hairless apes think you're so brave for taking on animals with your guns. See how you like it when you look over your shoulders and see a lion wearing a...

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8 years ago

Dougster is a homo fag that gaily sucks queer cock

Title says it all...

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8 years ago

You may be wondering about to expect re: the council of ricks' reaction to Trump

The council has a adopted a "wait and see" attitude. Mind you, we were never anti-Trump. Indeed, the council member and smartest hairless ape on the planet, rickdugan, was pro-Trump. Nevertheless, I am worried. Not...

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8 years ago

It's amusing that you wildebeest think your votes count. If Trump wins the council of ricks will step in overtly. If Clinton wins we'll act behind the scenes. We'll be your benevolent overlords. Maybe...

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8 years ago

Hey wildebeest, kitty paws is not an insult

That Mikey wildebeest thinks he's insulting me by saying I have kitty paws. Not an insult. All cats are better creatures than hairless apes. Cat lives matter. However, wildebeest boy Mikey better watch out if...

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8 years ago

Making amends with John Smith. More advice from the barnacle

The wisest rick of all, rickthebarnacle, advised me that I should make amends with John Smith for fucking his DS with my BSLC. Well, not for the fucking part. As a rick my birthright...

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8 years ago

Advice for the ski bum

You are clearly impressed with yourself despite knowing little of the ways of the world. I am highly suspicious of your assertions that you actually practice law among the hairless apes. However it is...

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8 years ago

Advice from rickthebarnacle

rickdugan's assertion that my comments were a bit sad made me reflect. So I decided to consult with the wisest of the ricks. The barnacle is the deepest thinker among all of the ricks....

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8 years ago

Tired traveler, you are one crazy wackjob hairless ape

Perhaps you could be my court jester once the cat revolution is complete. Your stuff about how ISIS and the Ayatollahs in Iran don't believe in god is hilarious. Maybe you're confused because they...

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8 years ago

Why do you hairless apes need god in your lives?

I have a news flash for you: there is no god. Would a just god let you hairless apes fuck up the planet the way you have. Either god cannot perceive how fucked up you...

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8 years ago

Have any of you perverts fucked a hairless ape hooker right after they fucked a

I bet they were disappointed. Famale hairless apes love the BSLC. ROAR!...

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8 years ago

Applications to the society of ricks

I would like everybody to know that use of the name "rick" is restricted to the honorable society of ricks, which is governed by the council of ricks. If you wish to post on TUSCL...

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8 years ago

Zip it about the ricks Hugh_G._Rection - or it is wildebeest time. ROAR!

So you're proud of your gross little spineless penis, are you? I don't know how female hairless apes can stand the sight of those things. Maybe that's why so many of your females go...

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9 years ago

You wildebeest better start engaging with my lil bud

I want him to be tuned in to the human condition. Once we cats take over well only deal with you via vulture. I don't want to actually meet with damn dirty apes unless...

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9 years ago

I expect you hairless apes to show some respect!

I've delegated some of TUSCL work to my little vulture buddy. I'm just too busy planning the glorious cat revolution. Remember l, this is for your own good. You hairless apes have fucked things...

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Political Discourse

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9 years ago

We're suspending active plans for the glorious cat revolution. Trump has struck a deal with us to give us as many Muslims as we want to eat. It'll be just like Ancient Rome, but...

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9 years ago

All you wildebeest hide your faces. The council of ricks is taking over.

You hairless apes are clearly not responsible enough to run an Internet forum. I'm nominating rickdugan as the ultimate TUSCL authority. I'll be the enforcer. If rickdugan thinks you've stepped out of line I'll...

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9 years ago

NinaBambina, would you like to be a BSLC slut?

Just let me know. I've kicked John Smith's DS to the curb and she's gone back to him. She probably still had vulture jizz on her breath when he kissed her. I share most...

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9 years ago

Listen up trolls, it's going to be wildebeest time

I come back from planning the glorious cat revolution to see some idiot hairless ape creating troll accounts and insulting a potential BSLC slut. That ranukam idiot better look over his shoulder from now...

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9 years ago

Happy Thanksgiving

The council of ricks (rickthevulture, ricktheshark, rickthetiger, rickdugan, and rick's lawyer) got together for a nice turkey dinner and evening of sharing stories over cigars and cognac. We looked so sharp in our suits...

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9 years ago

Had to cut John Smith's DS free

Just couldn't take the whiney bitch any more. Even rickthevulture was all "launch the bitch" and he has a hard time finding female hairless apes that let him ejaculate in their mouth or pussy....

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9 years ago

Don't fret. The glorious cat revolution is coming.

We cats will take over soon and solve the world's problems. Worried about a nuclear Iran? None of you damn dirty hairless apes will be allowed weapons. Problem solved. But for now rickthevulture and...

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9 years ago

We have no hate for you hairless apes. We simply plan to restore the natural ord

TIGOLBITTYS asked me why I was expressing hate. Neither I nor any of my cat brethren hate you hairless apes. Does the caterpillar hate the female ichneumon wasp when she oviposits? She is just playing...

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9 years ago

Some of you "conservative" posters are just hairless apeshit crazy

Obama is a Muslim. Please. That's crazy. Obama is an atheist that has agreed to turn quisling when the glorious cat revolution begins. Do you actually think your government doest know that war with...

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9 years ago

Rick and I are getting ready for your hairless ape Halloween

Back home in Tanzania we never celebrated Halloween, but I like the idea of dressing up like someone you're not, going from home to home, and eating the homeowners when they open the door....

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9 years ago

You hairless apes set your maximum blood alcohol content to drive way too low

So rickthevulture and I were at the club last night running the system. It doesn't take much to get my vulture bud wasted (one Jack and Coke) but I'm a lion. I am good...

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9 years ago

Somebody is lying about getting back together with his DS

Last I talked to her the only thing that slut wanted was BSLC. She was cool with some hot vulture action if I made it a precondition for getting more BSLC, but she certainly...

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9 years ago

I'm tracking that idiot that doesn't wipe his ass right now. Clearly I made a mistake with the last hairless ape hipster I (mostly) ate, but that forgot to wipe idiot's days are numbered....

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9 years ago

Friendly reminder of the impending cat revolution

You hairless apes better get your affairs in order. You have two choices. Prepare to be enslaved by your glorious big cat overlords. You will be treated well. What is your other choice? It rhymes...

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9 years ago

Who is TUSCL's biggest PL? And should I go all wildebeest on his ass?

So many possibilites. It's not that forgot to wipe idiot because I've already given that aging wannabe hipster hairly ape. Didn't even realize it was him until I noticed that he had skid marks in...

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9 years ago

I have a dilemma. I have a new friend that want to fuck John Smith's ex-DS. Shou

About two days ago I dispatched that forgot to wipe moron. Guy was an aging hipster with a soul patch. Can you believe it? I got grossed out while eating him because his underwear...

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9 years ago

Watch yourself sharkhunter aka bait boy

I'm beginning to think you deserve the wildebeest treatment. But since your name is sharkhunter I'm going to call up my friend ricktheshark. He also wears a suit and Rick Dugan and I consulted...

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9 years ago

You hairless apes should expand the glossary on this site. Add the following: BSLC - big spiny lion cock. Dream strippers go crazy for it and want it in every hole. BSTC - big spiny...

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9 years ago

Never let it be said that I'm not magnanimous

I'm offering to bury the hatchet with John Smith. I just sent him a PM: --- I know it must be hard knowing that I'm fucking your ex-DS but maybe we should bury the hatchet. I...

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9 years ago

Bitch better consider wearing a wildebeest costume

Pretty little bitch Ashley Benson was making fun of Cecil. www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3265164/Ashley-Benson-emerges-time-apologising-tasteless-Cecil-Lion-Halloween-costume.html Now I admit that Cecil was a pussy, but he was a lion and therefore superior to you hairless apes. Anybody know where this bitch...

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9 years ago

Redhead apes are the best

My current adventures with John Smith's ex-DS while I wait for my felid army to gather in the states and begin our insurrection has reminded me of the good times I've had with redhead...

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9 years ago

DS delusions. The best species has won!

I don't know what is wrong with that John Smith hairless ape. He must really be in love with his ex-DS. well, she's with me now wildebeest boy. I told her that all female...

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9 years ago

I'm fucking John Smith's dream stripper for free

So I've finally made it to the states and I'm preparing to execute my felid revolution. Fucked the hot stewardess on the way over too. Being a lion in a suit that flys business...

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9 years ago

Shut the fuck up wildebeest boy aka Dougster

If you don't stop trolling my friend rickdugan I am so going to go wildebeest on your ass. You say one more disrespectful thing about rickdugan or our ingenious system and you're marked for...

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9 years ago

What kind of cat are you? You say you don't like condoms because your penile spines tear the up. No problem. I always go bareback. More accurately, bare spine. Remember that few STD's can...

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9 years ago

Complementing a sexy lioness on her shoes

My friend rickdugan and developed the system and shared it with you. I would think that you would be a bit more grateful. I wanted to emphasize the importance of complementing all females on their...

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9 years ago

Finally, an honest hairless ape! ATACdawg restores my faith in apekind!

ATACdawg asked whether I was capable of changing the environment and in doing so, wipe out entire species. Well, ATACdawg, not yet. But I'm learning and when the felid army gets ready you hairless...

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