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rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
joined Mar 2015last seen Jan 2025
I am an actual lion that lives in Ngorongoro crater ("tha NC"). I codeveloped "the system" with rickdugan and have successfully deployed it on many lionesses and many a prey item.

rickdugan isn't quite as successful as me, but what can you expect? He may be a good guy but he is still a damn dirty ape.



My likes: wearing a suit, fucking sexy lionesses, and giving any prey items the wildebeest treatment. You damn dirty apes have a problem with that? I have one word for you: wildebeest.

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16 hours ago
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rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Most disturbing porno name ever
Rodape, far be it from this rick to try to inject some reality into various internet discussions, but I strongly suspect the process is a bit more elaborate. Finding a naive young porno-virginal girl that agrees to film an adult video and just escalating your pervo requests is unlikely to be a good strategy. This rick can see substantial potential for legal issues. I suspect there is a signed document put together before “Libby’s” porno interview in which she agreed to suck, fuck, take it in the butthole, and get a facial blast from the demented weirdo in exchange for some specific amount of cash. Alas, this rick thinks you’d be better off with a sugar baby than starting the demented weirdo fly-by-night porno production company. ROAR!!!
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16 hours ago
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rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Golden showers
^^ You’re a delightful weirdo Stripperlovingape. I hope you get that GS you want. And I hope you get it from a real, totally non-imaginary female! ROAR!!!
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3 days ago
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rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Most disturbing porno name ever
@Rod, this lion doesn’t understand what you mean by “is this amateur tryout stuff even remotely real?” If you are asking whether a 20-ish college student sucked, fucked, and took it in the ass from a disgusting weirdo, the answer would appear to be yes. After all, the video does not appear to be AI generated. If you are asking whether the disgusting weirdo was really just filming an audition and just decided to put it on the net, the answer to that is doubtless a big ol’ no. There are porno record keeping laws and whatnot. I’m sure “Libby” signed a release and got paid $2K or $3K or something like that. The look on her face at the end is 100% real. That look is the look on any young female’s face when she thinks “I really wanted an extra $2K and now a disgusting weirdo is jackin’ off on my face.” No way that is acting. @orange ape, this rick doesn’t know WTF you watched. If you clicked on the link this rick can answer. You watched a 20-ish year old female college student suck, fuck, and take it in the ass from a disgusting weirdo. Then said weirdo jizzed on her face. What part of that scenario was unclear? @Libby ape (eww…bad porn name) I think Butthole Sharpie might give away too much of the plot for her pornos. Unless she plays against type and avoids puttin’ sharpies in her butthole. ROAR!!!
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4 days ago
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drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Mass Deportations: what will the impact be?
^ As usual, the dugan is right. I don’t know exactly what is going to happen. But one thing this lion does know that we’re not going to gain insights from reading social media, listening to hyperbole, and posting 40-page essays on a site for demented perverts. C’mon folks…embrace your inner pervert and have some frickin’ fun. ROAR!!!
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4 days ago
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drewcareypnw
not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Mass Deportations: what will the impact be?
This rick is also going to go out on a limb and make a two predictions: First, Gamma will praise every Trump’s every utterance as the most genius thing that ever geniused. He will do so in a way that makes it clear that he is jacking off while typing his praise of Trump. However, Gamma will be even angrier than he was during the Biden presidency for some inexplicable reason. Second, Skifredo will just be really angry all of the time. He may confess to TUSCL that the only way he can get an erection is by staring at a photo of Hillary Clinton until he is completely enraged (and oddly turned on). Anybody wanna bet against these lion-y predictions? I didn’t think so…ROAR!!!
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