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rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Joined Mar 2015
Last Seen Jul 2025

I am an actual lion that lives in Ngorongoro crater ("tha NC"). I codeveloped "the system" with rickdugan and have successfully deployed it on many lionesses and many a prey item.

rickdugan isn't quite as successful as me, but what can you expect? He may be a good guy but he is still a damn dirty ape.

My likes: wearing a suit, fucking sexy lionesses, and giving any prey items the wildebeest treatment. You damn dirty apes have a problem with that? I have one word for you: wildebeest.

Reviews by rickthelion

review
published 1 yr ago
Pretty much what this rick expected…
reviewed by
rickthelion

5.7

I haven’t been to Mons in years, probably 10-15 years. Whenever I visit the Tampa-St. Pete area I stay clear of the Dale Mabry clubs. But I was lured there for a short visit primarily…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Early afternoon at the Doll House - joint was not exactly jumpin’
reviewed by
rickthelion

5.3

I going to start this review with a little background to explain why I visited Doll House when I did. I was on the road to visit friends - not the dugan in this case…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Sometimes, even ricks just want to enjoy a mellow evening with a pretty girl.
reviewed by
rickthelion

7.7

Short prefatory remark for the humorless: What follows is an accurate description of a visit to the Angels Nude. rickthelion is character created by a long time TUSCL reader/slightly shorter term discussion room poster and…

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Discussions by rickthelion

discussion
started 2 days ago
Front Room
You seriously need to relax Barista loving ape…
posted by
rickthelion

I mean really, you’re on here rapid-fire posting like all the frickin’ time. What is your malfunction? Did you shove some chocolate-covered coffee beans up your butthole and then shotgun 20 cans of Red Bull?

Maybe…

discussion
started 2 wks ago
Front Room
Hmm…Baristafan seems to be posting a lot.
posted by
rickthelion

This lion’s rickvice to Baristafan is to focus on writing fewer posts but making those posts higher quality.

One way Baristafan could do this is by finding his spirit animal. You’re not up to having a…

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