I am an actual lion that lives in Ngorongoro crater ("tha NC"). I codeveloped "the system" with rickdugan and have successfully deployed it on many lionesses and many a prey item.
rickdugan isn't quite as successful as me, but what can you expect? He may be a good guy but he is still a damn dirty ape.
My likes: wearing a suit, fucking sexy lionesses, and giving any prey items the wildebeest treatment. You damn dirty apes have a problem with that? I have one word for you: wildebeest.
Mons Venus
Tampa, FL
I haven’t been to Mons in years, probably 10-15 years. Whenever I visit the Tampa-St. Pete area I stay clear of the Dale Mabry clubs. But I was lured there for a *short* visit primarily…
Doll House
Jacksonville, FL
I going to start this review with a little background to explain why I visited Doll House when I did. I was on the road to visit friends - not the dugan in this case…
Angels Erotic Lounge
Clearwater, FL
Short prefatory remark for the humorless: What follows is an accurate description of a visit to the Angels Nude. rickthelion is character created by a long time TUSCL reader/slightly shorter term discussion room poster and…
Front Room
@apieceofsausage you astutely pointed out that @Skifredo’s 36 years of marriage can’t be that good because he posts on here obsessively about being a demented strip club hound. I don’t know how much you know about Fredo, but what you must…
Front Room
Skifredo is angry that there are big ‘n heavy hairless apes in the frickin’ NFL. What’s gonna be his next beef with the world? Water too wet? Jack is too delightful? His mommy endangered him by letting him cross the frickin’…
Front Room
Since moving to America I’ve come to the conclusion that most of y’all are frickin’ crazy. What else would you call a culture that has as its holiest day a celebration that involves removing a sleepy ground squirrel from his…
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