rickthelion

It’s because of all the weirdo step porno you damn dirty apes seem to love. Don’t understand it myself. I mean really…why watch fake step porno when you could watch scenes from the life of yours truly. Have I told you perverts about the time Scar, Timon, Pumbaa, and I gangbangs a sexy female hairless ape on safari? I think that shit drove a wedge between me an scar because he was so freaked out by meerkat action. Anyhoo…that shit is still far more psychologically healthy than step porno. Imma try to fix society by making some non-twisted porno. ROAR!!!

You should post YouTube videos about your weirdo fitness routine Stripperlovingape. It might help the other TUSCL posters get fit. I keep offering to chase ‘em while roaring along to burn off their excess caloric intake, but frankly I’m glad they don’t take me up on it because that sounds exhausting. You could be like the Jane Fonda, but for weirdo perverts. ROAR!!!

^ Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a good hot dog Jascoi. Think of that wonderful documentary about the rat that’s also a French chef. He controlled that clumsy hairless ape while hanging out under a chef’s hat. Anyhoo, he melted the heart of the food snob by making him a nice ratatouille. Warmed this here lion’s heart to see the food snob be reminded of his childhood. Almost cried! Now this rick isn’t fond of the ratatouille but eatin’ a good ol’ hot dog is same idea. Sometimes a plain ol’ hot dog really hits the spot! With a Jack chaser of course. ROAR!!!

^ Sounds like a damning insult ‘til you realize it is coming from a weirdo ape that flings feces at his own wife. I’d end with a hearty roar if I wasn’t so busy going eww…

Joke answer aside (though this lion emphasizes that the joke illustrates the warped and twisted nature of the Gamma) there is a germ of a point in Gamma’s second post. Really sick porno is way too accessible to kids and it warps their minds. My problem with Gamma is the fact that he pointed this out in his second post. His first post was all “wah wah wah this is both a red state and a blue state thing wah wah wah”. So I don’t think he actually gives a shit about protecting kids. If these laws were common in blue states he’d be all “wah wah wah nanny state wah wah wah feminists wah wah wah!” But here’s the thing…this lion jokes about some twisted shit. But kids aren’t looking at harmless Playboy pictorials any more. They’re watching some 19-year old Ukrainian girl get gangbanged by fat disgusting weirdos that look like…well, they probably look like Gamma. And all the frickin’ incest porn is just weird. Every sexy girl is fucking her step dad, step grandpa, step brother, and step uncle. Sometimes they get gangbanged by five step dads and a step uncle. Hell, sometimes they even do threesomes with their step dad and step twin. Don’t know how you get step twins, but I do know that porno likes putting “step” in front of every frickin’ relationship. Also, eating ass may be all fun and games, but trends like choking aren’t healthy when you’re a teen. And, frankly, some of the sick shit isn’t good for adults either. Maybe Gamma is so warped because somebody pulled a clockwork orange session on him but made him watch sick porno! Perhaps this lion is just being conservative in his own way. I don’t know how to fix this issue. I doubt the current set of laws will do much. But I think our society needs to step back and take a think about all the frickin’ step porn and other crazy shit and then fix some of the extreme shit. Err…I mean ROAR!!!