I am an actual lion that lives in Ngorongoro crater ("tha NC"). I codeveloped "the system" with rickdugan and have successfully deployed it on many lionesses and many a prey item.
rickdugan isn't quite as successful as me, but what can you expect? He may be a good guy but he is still a damn dirty ape.
My likes: wearing a suit, fucking sexy lionesses, and giving any prey items the wildebeest treatment. You damn dirty apes have a problem with that? I have one word for you: wildebeest.
