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rickthelion

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
Joined Mar 2015
Last Seen Jun 2025

I am an actual lion that lives in Ngorongoro crater ("tha NC"). I codeveloped "the system" with rickdugan and have successfully deployed it on many lionesses and many a prey item.

rickdugan isn't quite as successful as me, but what can you expect? He may be a good guy but he is still a damn dirty ape.

My likes: wearing a suit, fucking sexy lionesses, and giving any prey items the wildebeest treatment. You damn dirty apes have a problem with that? I have one word for you: wildebeest.

Reviews by rickthelion

review
published 1 yr ago
Pretty much what this rick expected…
reviewed by
rickthelion

5.7

I haven’t been to Mons in years, probably 10-15 years. Whenever I visit the Tampa-St. Pete area I stay clear of the Dale Mabry clubs. But I was lured there for a short visit primarily…

review
published 2 yrs ago
Early afternoon at the Doll House - joint was not exactly jumpin’
reviewed by
rickthelion

5.3

I going to start this review with a little background to explain why I visited Doll House when I did. I was on the road to visit friends - not the dugan in this case…

review
published 5 yrs ago
Sometimes, even ricks just want to enjoy a mellow evening with a pretty girl.
reviewed by
rickthelion

7.7

Short prefatory remark for the humorless: What follows is an accurate description of a visit to the Angels Nude. rickthelion is character created by a long time TUSCL reader/slightly shorter term discussion room poster and…

Articles by rickthelion

Discussions by rickthelion

discussion
started 1 mo ago
Front Room
A raccoon that thinks it is better to beg forgiveness than…
posted by
rickthelion

…to ask permission:

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I think ricktheraccoon may know this guy. ROAR!!!

discussion
started 1 mo ago
Front Room
Blast from the past: Yvette Dare and the Parrot
posted by
rickthelion

Have you ever seen a parrot help a stripper remove clothing? Well check this out:

thumbs.pro
thumbs.pro

That parrot is a superfreak. If he was wearing a stylin’ suit he’d be downright rickish. ROAR!!!

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