Has anybody noticed how much fredo the “lawyer” that “skis” contradicts himself?

rickthelion
Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
That half-boiled crab fredo is fast getting himself on the rick wildebeest list. Now I could care less about the impact of global warming on the apes. “Progressive” apes, “conservative” apes, whatever — they’re all damn dirty apes!

But I do like how fredo aka skibum claims science is bunk, apparently believes in Atlantis, and then says he wants to start a bonfire because he thinks global warming will disproportionately affect progressive apes. That some insane crab logic right there!

So, let’s have a survey: How many of you think he’s actually:

A. An insane conspiracy theorist hairless ape lawyer, fleecing his poor clients
B. An insane homeless ape using the public library to post his conspiracy theories
C. A half-boiled crab named fredo using an iPad
D. A Russian misinformation bot

The official rick position is “C”, though some ricks have suggested “B”. Regardless, somebody is cruising for the wildebeest treatment! ROAR!!!

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  • san_jose_guy
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    5 years ago
    Skibum is a leech!

    SJG
  • RandomMember
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    5 years ago
    Look, you're not going to get many rocket scientists going into family law. If you're not insane to begin with it's a profession that'll drive you insane.
  • san_jose_guy
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    5 years ago
    ^^^^^ Its really just a kind of a toll booth lawyering. People land on that square in the Monopoly game, and they have to pay.

    SJG
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