That half-boiled crab fredo is fast getting himself on the rick wildebeest list. Now I could care less about the impact of global warming on the apes. “Progressive” apes, “conservative” apes, whatever — they’re all damn dirty apes!
But I do like how fredo aka skibum claims science is bunk, apparently believes in Atlantis, and then says he wants to start a bonfire because he thinks global warming will disproportionately affect progressive apes. That some insane crab logic right there!
So, let’s have a survey: How many of you think he’s actually:
A. An insane conspiracy theorist hairless ape lawyer, fleecing his poor clients B. An insane homeless ape using the public library to post his conspiracy theories C. A half-boiled crab named fredo using an iPad D. A Russian misinformation bot
The official rick position is “C”, though some ricks have suggested “B”. Regardless, somebody is cruising for the wildebeest treatment! ROAR!!!


Skibum is a leech!
SJG