That half-boiled crab fredo is fast getting himself on the rick wildebeest list. Now I could care less about the impact of global warming on the apes. “Progressive” apes, “conservative” apes, whatever — they’re all damn dirty apes!
But I do like how fredo aka skibum claims science is bunk, apparently believes in Atlantis, and then says he wants to start a bonfire because he thinks global warming will disproportionately affect progressive apes. That some insane crab logic right there!
So, let’s have a survey: How many of you think he’s actually:
A. An insane conspiracy theorist hairless ape lawyer, fleecing his poor clients
B. An insane homeless ape using the public library to post his conspiracy theories
C. A half-boiled crab named fredo using an iPad
D. A Russian misinformation bot
The official rick position is “C”, though some ricks have suggested “B”. Regardless, somebody is cruising for the wildebeest treatment! ROAR!!!
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last commentSkibum is a leech!
SJG
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Look, you're not going to get many rocket scientists going into family law. If you're not insane to begin with it's a profession that'll drive you insane.
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^^^^^ Its really just a kind of a toll booth lawyering. People land on that square in the Monopoly game, and they have to pay.
SJG
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