You hairless apes are clearly not responsible enough to run an Internet forum. I'm nominating rickdugan as the ultimate TUSCL authority. I'll be the enforcer. If rickdugan thinks you've stepped out of line I'll track you down and do something to you.
Something that rhymes with schmildebeest. ROAR!
Thank goodness someone is taking control. I hope this council reconvening will address the current situation.
We need order around here! Order I say!
The natural balance between trolls and real posters needs to be re-established!