Don't fret. The glorious cat revolution is coming.

We cats will take over soon and solve the world's problems. Worried about a nuclear Iran? None of you damn dirty hairless apes will be allowed weapons. Problem solved.

But for now rickthevulture and I have been in a holding pattern partying. I'd even be willing to do a meet up with anybody willing to serve catkind after the revolution.

But when the order comes we'll solve your problems. If you obey you will live in a utopia managed by catkind. If you don't obey...let's just say that it will bee in your best interest to obey. ROAR!

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motorhead

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10 years ago

The only good hairless ape....is a dead hairless ape!

shailynn

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10 years ago

If I'm sitting in a booth, in a strip club, sitting wih rickthelion and strippers I'd be surrounded by pussy but rickthelion would probably be the only one with fur!

jackslash

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10 years ago

I already serve catkind. My pet cat rules my home, and she makes it clear that she is the boss. I'm pussy whipped.

mikeya02

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10 years ago

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warhawks

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10 years ago

Good to know.

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