This is another way to know that you are really very high.
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I got lost in the hot tub. Totally lost. Four different times.
It was almost as scary as the balloon guns at the Miami black dive.
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So here's what it's like to be lost in a hot tub. I'm incredibly relaxed, almost asleep sitting up. I have become one with the music. It is in my head, I am in it, I feel it, we are one.
Then suddenly I come out of the haze and back to consciousness. But it's all hazy. Shit there's water everywhere. Where am I. I'm in this huge body of water. There's water everywhere. Am I going to drown? Wait a minute how the fuck did I get here.
A few seconds later rationale thought returns but it's very slow. Everything is moving slowly. I'm in the hot tub. I know that. But where in the hot tub am I. There are four corners so I must be in one of them. But which one. This thing is too big to be the hot tub. It's like the hot tub grew 50 times bigger. I can hardly see, let alone reach, the other side. And I have no idea which corner I'm in, or where the steps are.
Things are slowly coming into focus. The hot tub is not really that big. I can figure this out. Just think john. It's the weed. You know that. I force the tub to shrink to normal size with my mind.
Ok the tub is almost back to being almost normal size. It's like the tub slowly shrunk. I can do this. Just concentrate John. Now, which corner am I in. Thinking is hard but I force myself. Look for identifying objects. House, trees, lights.
Finally I figure it out. I slowly but surely get oriented. I know where I'm at. I'm not lost. That's stupid. I'm not going to drown. I'm in a hot tub.
The Eagles are playing in the background. It's a girl my lord in a flatbed Ford slowing down to take a look at me. It's DS I riding in the truck. Then it's DS II. They're smiling at me.
Wait a fucking minute here I might be drowning. I'm back in the water. I'm in the hot tub. I should get out. But that would take so much work. I don't have the energy. I go back into a semi conscious state, totally relaxed. Again I am one with the music, just embracing the peaceful, easy feeling.
My "lost" episode seemed like it lasted about ten to fifteen minutes. But it could've just been thirty seconds. Or thirty minutes. There's no way to know. It doesn't matter. Just relax. Become one with the music.
After some unknown period of time it all happens again. I'm lost. The tub is huge. Happened four separate times, until I finally took the long swim to the other side of the hot tub and escaped.
I love weed.
Like I said, we have probably smoked the same strains. I can go to a dispensary here in MI and hand pick whatever strain I want.
Right now I am smoking a hybrid of "Cheese" and "LA Confidential." It has nice stats of 90% Indica 10% Sativa (I prefer Indica). It is 22.7% THC. It is not bad, and pretty mellow. I don't think I'd get lost in a hot tub though.
I swear they're running out of names, or just being lazy, with new strain names. I've heard of strains called "Cat Piss" and "Ball Sack."
Heck, you are my marijuana mentor. You are a master of Mary Jane. But I never want to ride in a car with you again.
SJG
It's like if you got high, you'd probably suck down double gravy bowls. And you'd crave Donna. You'd wash all the neighbors cars for them. All your usual stuff, but just more intense.
SJG