Dinner date with a MILF compared to a stripper
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
How having a dinner date with a MILF is different than with a stripper:
You don't have to confirm everything repeatedly beforehand, wondering up to the last minute if she will show up.
Her breasts are never visible
She understands my jokes
She doesn't get carded when ordering alcohol
I don't know if I'll get (or even want) sex after dinner
Nobody stares at us, wondering if maybe she's my daughter
Dinner will likely be my only expense for the evening
I never get an erection during dinner
She never shows up high on some unknown drug
I wonder how much her breasts sag instead of whether she will swallow my cum
I never start a sentence by saying "This may have been before your time but ..."
I never ask how her classes are going
You don't have to confirm everything repeatedly beforehand, wondering up to the last minute if she will show up.
Her breasts are never visible
She understands my jokes
She doesn't get carded when ordering alcohol
I don't know if I'll get (or even want) sex after dinner
Nobody stares at us, wondering if maybe she's my daughter
Dinner will likely be my only expense for the evening
I never get an erection during dinner
She never shows up high on some unknown drug
I wonder how much her breasts sag instead of whether she will swallow my cum
I never start a sentence by saying "This may have been before your time but ..."
I never ask how her classes are going
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She'll drive herself there to meet
I went on a date with a woman who was just over 40, but she was already a grandma. She was very pretty, at least an 8. I got so fixated on the fact that she was a grandma though, that I couldn't move past a first date. I've only been with women below 35 who haven't had kids, so jumping from that to a grandma was too much for me to handle.
If you don't move assertively in this direction, then they will just call you up on the phone and announce that they are "coming over". Naturally such visits instantly turn into sex and last until morning.
Now it is true, that they do have their own agenda for what they do.
SJG
MILF = Moms I'd Like to Fuck
There is nothing about age there.
I have gotten dances from 19 year old MILFs
I have bedded a few 50 year old MILFs.
Dated single girls with no kids and single girls with kids,
I have dated divorcees both with and without kids.
Once unknowingly bedded a married woman without kids (found out later)
I have gotten dances from the entire spectrum.
Single no kids to married with kids.
I once got a dance from a 35 year old woman at The Landing Strip in Romulus MI that was married, had 5 kids, that looked to be 28 or 29 with a "dancer's" body (not a stripper's) one of the other girls told me about her kids because you could hardly tell unless you looked for the signs.
The one thing about a MILF is you know they have done it at least once!
More sage advice from the sleepy time rapist.
I was young and needed no such enhancement. But I was also timid, and I didn't approach her with a help myself to her attitude when it came to the extra rounds. This is what they really want. So the ginseng was more for encouragement than enhancement.
SJG
Dave Brubeck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEQB1-gl…
Not to mention if the milf is actually looking for a relationship then more reason not to waste each other’s time; IMO (unless she is just interested or just-fine with fucking).
JS69 does not know what he wants. He has not even begun the long hard journey of feeling the pain and trying to understand how his marriage failed.
But in engaging with these MILF's instead of only his overpaid young hotties, he is making some progress.
SJG
Gnosis - Secrets of the Kabbalah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppT8JK1l…
That's hilarious. I was thinking the EXACT same thing when I read that.
"I never get an erection during dinner"
John, if that's the case then you're doing it wrong and she just isn't the right one for you. Granted, you can still fuck her but if your mind is somewhere else during dinner so you aren't constantly running through your mind what you're going to do to her the rest of the night then she isn't a keeper.
We can't even walk through Target without mrs sea giving me an erection.
:)
SJG
SJG