How having a dinner date with a MILF is different than with a stripper:
You don't have to confirm everything repeatedly beforehand, wondering up to the last minute if she will show up.
Her breasts are never visible
She understands my jokes
She doesn't get carded when ordering alcohol
I don't know if I'll get (or even want) sex after dinner
Nobody stares at us, wondering if maybe she's my daughter
Dinner will likely be my only expense for the evening
I never get an erection during dinner
She never shows up high on some unknown drug
I wonder how much her breasts sag instead of whether she will swallow my cum
I never start a sentence by saying "This may have been before your time but ..."
I never ask how her classes are going


She's more likely to order an Entrée She'll drive herself there to meet