rickthevulture

The end of life is hard We vultures are holy creatures Bowing down low Bared head Whispers to cold flesh “Thy old name is no more…”

Also, Meat ape has a point. Georgie lil dick is indeed a creepy old pervert. Not like us ricks. Squawk!

Well, if you don’t worship rickthedeity you’re in real trouble. What is going to happen whe you show up at the pearly gates and see a handsome saint wearing a stylin’ suit. He’ll send you to see dougthedevil unless you show some damn rickspect. Squawk!

Oh puhleeze. You don’t have a sophisticated palate Skifredo. Most apes would know good food if it knocked on their door holding a sign saying “I’m good food!” Add to that the fact that Skifredo is a homeless crab. Few crustaceans have good taste. I did meet the cool crayfish named george and we shared some detritus after having crazy sex with a hairless ape whore, but georgethecrayfish was the exception that proved the rule. Squawk!

The assholes grinding away on this thread better start showing some rickspect. Let me ricksplain a lil something to you. We ricks are way up here in the stratosphere. You apes are damn at sea level. Zebras are even worse: they’re in fucking Death Valley. When we ricks say jump you ask “how high?” You may now return to your pathetic hoi polloi lives. Hopefully with more rickspect for your betters. Squawk! Squawk!