Articles - 2018

Been to Tijuana multiple times, but since I am not a wham-bam type of guy, I looked, but did not take up any street girls…until December 30. Picked out a cute girl that stood near the entrance to Hong Kong. I had seen her several times before and by the time I got up the nerve to give her a…

I decided to write this article because I just recently had surgery on Tuesday of this week before Christmas and I feel like I'm on House Arrest not being able to go to my Favorite Club and see my Favorite Girl. It's not been an easy couple of days because I am finding myself pushing my rehab more than I…

Although - this is a discussion topic, I am writing as an article. The topic is important and relevant to us TUSCLers - and Articles have a bit more staying power (discussion threads get lost in the discussion-sea within a day). ROB is Rip Off Bitch Flaky Dancer is one who is unable to honor commitments. Both have undesired results for us.…

As the year comes to the end..I would like to share with the community, my favorite dancers in the A... Shout out to papi chulo and all of the regular contributors to this site...Have a great New Year. 1. Blondee - Vlive, Dreams/Diamond club, There is no way I could start a top anything Atlanta stripper list off without Blondee.…

Don't panic I am mentioning the extremes. Most veterinarian bill tusclers fall somewhere in the gray area closer to the Winning Side. "Our life is not really a mutual helpfulness; but rather, it is fair competition cloaked under Due Laws of War; it is a mutual hostility." Thomas Carlyle Our Society is built on the principle of Generalized Competition; that every aspect of…

I just got home from a trip to KC, and the experience is lingering. I wrote up the below. To help capture the experience, to understand it, I don't know. I just needed to write it, and I found this site. I hope this is an appropriate place to submit it. Thanks. Friday night I went to a club in KC…

I am writing this article today because I am saddened by some of the recent reviews I've read and because of something I was witness to on Friday January 5th. As we all know going to the club we go to have a good time. We go to maybe enjoy a couple of dancer or 1 on a one on…

Perhaps the Rolling Stones said it best "Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself" As I write this article today it has been a very rough day for me after a very sweet night with my favorite girl. I've been getting hammered with comments some hurtful others just ones who don't understand me so Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself. I…

I'm a follower of The System. I absolutely believe those who don't heed The Word won't be getting OTC 35% of the time when the end of 18 months come around. My first time out using The System I got to pay a stripper to offer me an above-the-pants simulated BJ. What can I say I'm a fast learner…

It's a #ThrowbackThursday and on this January Day the fog and clouds haven't gone away in my Northern California home area all day and it's been dark all day. So I started thinking about the first time I found TUSCL and my first opinion on it to what I think about it now. In 2013 My Best Friend had to…

So if you have read my articles in the past or any other stories on here you know that my favorite Club is Pure Gold but do you know why? Let's all get into our Doctor Who Tardis and go back in time. Pure Gold opened as a Naughty and Nice Shop and later would add Dancing Girls who gave…

I'm a disciple of The System, as in I absolutely and thoroughly believe in its merit. Like those who are enlightened by whatever religious book, I am similarly reading and studying The System, and asking myself what would RBD do? What is The System? More than a few ago years now, RBD published a Jerry McGuire like memo who's mission…

I know that there was a previous discussion recently about alcohol and nudity, but i thought that this might work better as an article as there's a story involved. Now there is probably nothing worse, at least as far as the usual things go (obviously there are worse and worst case scenarios), than being ROBed and being ROBed big…

It is possible that you long time TUSCL members might remember my brother, the TUSCL member known as FarmerArt. I am Art's oldest brother. Art died at Christmas, 2015 and I am executor of his estate. About six months after Art died I found his TUSCL laptop and learned about his rather extensive involvement with the strip club sub-culture in the…

It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not. If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. Guys like to touch, but REALLY like to be touched. Pretty simple.…

It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not. If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. When the customers fingers happen to be touching the inside of a…

It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down I had the radio on, I was drivin' Trees flew by, me and Del were singin' little Runaway I was flyin'. No this article isn't about Tom Petty but I was in the car when Tom Petty came on the radio and I started thinking about The Club and Sports on…

I had no idea what I was doing. I'd been contemplating visiting a strip club for a while, parking near this club or that, nervous as hell, never going in. I was in my 20s, absolutely no game with the ladies, the product of a sheltered suburban childhood. I got my first honest-to-god girlfriend at 22, and she'd turned…

With this article being Valentine's Day topical I thought about sharing my experiences with giving a Dancer a Gift on Valentine's Day. Giving a Dancer a Valentine's Day gift can go so many different ways. What one thing a lot forget or maybe not realize just because they dance for a living that doesn't mean they don't have a…

As many of you have read I am a 1 Girl Guy when it comes to going to my Favorite Club and even outside of the Club especially in my current status. I won't bring names into this article for protection of those involved but one night in Feb. I was visiting my Favorite Person at my Favorite Club when…

Music is the Language we can all understand but at the Club does it all translate into a Great Stage Show or Private Show? The art of Dancing has been around for Centuries as has the art of Adult Entertainment through Dance. In order to dance music is key. What makes a good song at the Club to dance to?…

A recent discussion prompted this one. The subject has been raised many times on TUSCL; here’s my take on it. There was a time when I would have said “gimme the instant gratification” almost exclusively. Walk in, sift through the chaff to find the wheat, and go do our thing, or rather, *my* thing, then leave. Going to a…

INTRODUCTION I was never sure what to write about for an article. I have seen some through the years which really were not interesting and some which were quite informative. I’m hoping this opus will fall into the latter category. My philosophy of what I was going to strip clubs for has changed dramatically over this time frame…

Following the template of other articles, I’ve decided to break out my trip into multi-part articles, so that comments are centralized and prospective first-timers can see as well. I got dropped off at a jack in the box near the border. Signage wasn't all that clear, and a goood majority of the signs and storefronts are in Spanish. Saw a stream…

A couple of months ago, I started a topic entitled “ Recreational Viagra “. In that topic, I was asking if anyone had used Viagra for purely recreation purposes. I got numerous comments back ranging from, “ that would be stupid” to “I use it all the time”.…

After living my life by the rules for way too long and being a boy scout, something cracked in me and I decided to start seeing street walkers. CraigsList classifieds section become a source. The first hook-up was really good.. followed by a an incident in Chula Vista (4 miles from Zona Norte) where someone tried to take off with…

In this relatively small, club-dense city (population 343,000), it’s almost impossible not to know at least one former or current dancer. Stripping isn’t taboo in New Orleans -- it’s just another service industry gig. Add hurricane season, Mardi Gras, 24/7 bars, and a wildly fluctuating tourism economy to the mix, and you might have an inkling as to why stripping…

Info Guided, Thought process, and experience at Hong Kong Tijuana This article is for the solo single men that is thinking about going to Tijuana for some lap dances and maybe some pussy. This is not a review but more of an article that describes my thought process and experience. Before going on, let me give you my credentials. I am…

In movies strip clubs you always see well choreagraphed dance numbers with flashy costumes and really involved audiences. Go to a normal SC and that will not be your experience. Instead you’ll see a bland routine and frequently dancers so bored they sometimes watch one of the TVs while they “dance”. But good choreography and costumes is what you’ll find…

Main Takeaways: As someone that pays between 300-600/hr in the San Francisco Bay Area per date, TJ is a really amazing place in terms of quality, youth, and fun energy. Huge value of course too, but the real benefit of TJ is the choices and the attractiveness of the dancers. I don't think I've been surrounded with so many attractive…

After spending the large majority of my “spare time” and money on my ATF for more than 9 years, she’s sobered up from a serious drug habit and is engaged to get married. She’s seeing a therapist who I’m sure has painted me as the devil incarnate for enabling her drug habit and using her for my own purposes. So,…

If you would like to re-read part one of this article, you can read it here https://www.tuscl.net/article.php?id=55763 PHASE TWO: ITC Extras Now I was moving into my next phase, the goal to get extras ITC. My first extras experience was not in Phoenix however. From reading reviews, I learned of the wonders of TJ clubs and made a trip to Adelita’s when…

Left for the army at 18. I was pretty young for my age I have to admit. Took my lumps and made it through basic and MOS training before I saw my first stripper ever. They were afraid to turn us loose on the town, so took us to an enlisted club as a unit and they had a dancer…

Well, more like several years of porn, but why split pubic hairs. When you're in your early 50s and live alone, you have some time on your hands, and, well, your cock in your hands, too, some nights. Been surfing a lot of porn since my marriage fell apart. Amazing the amount of awesome free porn sites on the Internet. If…

It's a winter Sunday and the children are playing as the adults rush to get Christmas presents prepared for next week's big day. As I write this article I go back to a recent discussion on the boards about getting a Dance at the Club from those who may have children at home. BREAKING NEWS! A lot of your dancers…

Whether it's a generational thing or the multiple options for your adult dollars, it seems that what once was a right of passage for most red blooded males is now an apparent novelty or relegated to bachelor parties. At least in the my corner of the country (Midwest), strip clubs are closing or on life support. My work requires me to…

Day One: Get messages from a girl on SA, cutie, decent messages. She asks me to text so we can get to know each other better. We start texting (I use a Google Voice number, as does she). We go from introductions to pics pretty quickly. Nothing over the top, though. Day Two: She sends more pics, a little hotter, then asks what…

There are many thoughts that came in the back of our mind when we heard the name Strippers. Few thoughts include Strippers are sex workers, Strippers Just love money, We can have sex with Strippers and etc. This article will explain what stripper’s really are and what to think about them. The dancers working on strip clubs are usually called as strippers and…

In 2018 I made my first visits to Hong Kong in Tijuana and FKK Sharks in Frankfurt. This is my comparison. GETTING THERE I found a round-trip flight from Detroit to San Diego for under $300. The flight had one stop, and my total travel time was a little over 7 hours. At the San Diego airport,…

I recently experienced what you could call a multiyear sex drought – the last few years of my marriage were miserable and without intimacy (I still refused to cheat on her). After she left me and took the kids, I was an emotional wreck for about three years, not sure if I even wanted to live anymore, and didn't think…

Just as there are certain types of customers who go to strip clubs, so there are types at bachelor parties. At parties, the roles seem even more consistent and sharply defined. Maybe that's because weddings tend to sort people into hierarchies based their relationship with the bride and groom. Anybody who's been to a wedding has a pretty good idea…

I am not the type of guy that sits at home on a Saturday night and decides to go to a strip club out of lack of other things to do. Virtually all of my strip club visits come after visits to other locations, whether that is work, visiting a friend or client, running errands, or on the way home…

i started clubbing at 30 when my gf of 5/2 years broke up with me over christmas break in my last year of law school. I thought we were going to get married soon after i graduated. i think she did too and that's why she split. i went to law school in a different part of the country and…