It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not.
If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. Guys like to touch, but REALLY like to be touched. Pretty simple. Or not. How about this?
Mileage-O-Meter - The LD Odometer for Her
Level 0 - Air Dance or Sit on Hands - The dance sucks, and you might suck, too.
Level 1 - Mild friction dance, stands up a lot Level 2 - Heavy breathing and kissing other than lips Level 3 - Full contact dance (to completion) Level 4 - HJ, TF over pants (to completion) Level 5 - BJ over pants (to completion)
Level 6 - Kiss on lips, cooties are loose Level 7 - LFK - Gets interesting from here Level 8 - DFK - Just like high school, with strippers. Level 9 - FS over pants - It's a thing. Gets demoted since cock is still put away. Level 10 - HJ in pants (to completion) - Skin to skin, here we go. Gateway mileage.
Level 11 - HJ, TF, Frottage (to completion) - Free at last! Level 12 - CBJ (to completion) - Some dancers would rather fuck than head bob. Level 13 - CFS (to completion) - Lucky 13? Level 14 - BBBJ (to completion) - Yes, it’s really better Level 15 - BBFS (to completion) - That's all you, bro.
Off the charts - Ass anything. You stick her. She sticks you. Anything.
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last commentBuying dances is a CHUMP'S GAME!
The girl has not opened up to you. She is still in service delivery mode.
Front room makeout session. Lap dancing used to mean lap siting. Booths and back rooms are mostly just a way to give the house a bigger cut. But they also ruin your choreography with the girl.
So select your girl and approach her yourself, start feeding her money, and let a front room makeout session ensue. Deflect any dance offers, but keep feeding her money and keep heating her up.
Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room.
Then take her home with you for more, and continue to see her regularly.
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y...a...w...n.
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Why does SJG post replies with so many additional crappy links? His posts are mostly ignore worthy - and his links make the replies even more useless!
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Why does Cashman1234 make completely worthless posts?
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This is a great article. Sucks the comments get sidetracked by SJG.
I think this list is a worthy reference for whenever the mileage issue comes up. Folks can debate the order of a few of these items. I myself agree with the entire list.
My best SC visits end with a level 3 or above finish. The pinnacle of my SC experience is usually level 11. If I get that I consider my visit a rousing success. Anything lower than 3 sucks, since I have no problem with an LDK mess in my shorts.
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Damn. Based on this scale, the lap dances I have experienced are level 1
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@Wallanon, when you were a teenager did you get to "27th base" with a girl?
It's easy to overthink some things. This is an example.
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Overall, I think this is a stupid thread.
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@WillMunny - Say that year after year you saw people come and go from a website about strip clubs, and many of them don't seem to really have a good idea of what the deal is. One day for giggles you write out your thoughts on what a mileage chart might look like. It doesn't take much thought with hundreds of strip club seen and thousands of stripper encounters to draw from.
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