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It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not.

If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. Guys like to touch, but REALLY like to be touched. Pretty simple. Or not. How about this?

Mileage-O-Meter - The LD Odometer for Her

Level 0 - Air Dance or Sit on Hands - The dance sucks, and you might suck, too.

Level 1 - Mild friction dance, stands up a lot
Level 2 - Heavy breathing and kissing other than lips
Level 3 - Full contact dance (to completion)
Level 4 - HJ, TF over pants (to completion)
Level 5 - BJ over pants (to completion)

Level 6 - Kiss on lips, cooties are loose
Level 7 - LFK - Gets interesting from here
Level 8 - DFK - Just like high school, with strippers.
Level 9 - FS over pants - It's a thing. Gets demoted since cock is still put away.
Level 10 - HJ in pants (to completion) - Skin to skin, here we go. Gateway mileage.

Level 11 - HJ, TF, Frottage (to completion) - Free at last!
Level 12 - CBJ (to completion) - Some dancers would rather fuck than head bob.
Level 13 - CFS (to completion) - Lucky 13?
Level 14 - BBBJ (to completion) - Yes, it’s really better
Level 15 - BBFS (to completion) - That's all you, bro.

Off the charts - Ass anything. You stick her. She sticks you. Anything.