Articles - March, 2018

It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not. If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. When the customers fingers happen to be touching the inside of a…

It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not. If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. Guys like to touch, but REALLY like to be touched. Pretty simple.…

It is possible that you long time TUSCL members might remember my brother, the TUSCL member known as FarmerArt. I am Art's oldest brother. Art died at Christmas, 2015 and I am executor of his estate. About six months after Art died I found his TUSCL laptop and learned about his rather extensive involvement with the strip club sub-culture in the…

Music is the Language we can all understand but at the Club does it all translate into a Great Stage Show or Private Show? The art of Dancing has been around for Centuries as has the art of Adult Entertainment through Dance. In order to dance music is key. What makes a good song at the Club to dance to?…

As many of you have read I am a 1 Girl Guy when it comes to going to my Favorite Club and even outside of the Club especially in my current status. I won't bring names into this article for protection of those involved but one night in Feb. I was visiting my Favorite Person at my Favorite Club when…

With this article being Valentine's Day topical I thought about sharing my experiences with giving a Dancer a Gift on Valentine's Day. Giving a Dancer a Valentine's Day gift can go so many different ways. What one thing a lot forget or maybe not realize just because they dance for a living that doesn't mean they don't have a…

Following the template of other articles, I’ve decided to break out my trip into multi-part articles, so that comments are centralized and prospective first-timers can see as well. I got dropped off at a jack in the box near the border. Signage wasn't all that clear, and a goood majority of the signs and storefronts are in Spanish. Saw a stream…

It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down I had the radio on, I was drivin' Trees flew by, me and Del were singin' little Runaway I was flyin'. No this article isn't about Tom Petty but I was in the car when Tom Petty came on the radio and I started thinking about The Club and Sports on…

I had no idea what I was doing. I'd been contemplating visiting a strip club for a while, parking near this club or that, nervous as hell, never going in. I was in my 20s, absolutely no game with the ladies, the product of a sheltered suburban childhood. I got my first honest-to-god girlfriend at 22, and she'd turned…

A recent discussion prompted this one. The subject has been raised many times on TUSCL; here’s my take on it. There was a time when I would have said “gimme the instant gratification” almost exclusively. Walk in, sift through the chaff to find the wheat, and go do our thing, or rather, *my* thing, then leave. Going to a…

INTRODUCTION I was never sure what to write about for an article. I have seen some through the years which really were not interesting and some which were quite informative. I’m hoping this opus will fall into the latter category. My philosophy of what I was going to strip clubs for has changed dramatically over this time frame…