Beginner's Guide to Paradise (aka Tijuana)

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urfi
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After living my life by the rules for way too long and being a boy scout, something cracked in me and I decided to start seeing street walkers. CraigsList classifieds section become a source. The first hook-up was really good.. followed by a an incident in Chula Vista (4 miles from Zona Norte) where someone tried to take off with my money and maced me, and her partner tried to beat me up -- luckily someone called 911 and they both got arrested. In another incident a girl charged me for a hour and refused to entertain beyond 20 minutes. Then there were those instances where folks would lure you into joining a web site requesting your credit card info, or pretend to be a Dominitrix and make you order a BDSM equipment worth $900!!

Then I ran into this site where I read the Article " Definitive Tijuana Hong Kong Club and more.. " by Dr. F, and that changed my life. Why the fuck was I getting beaten up and cheated in San Diego when paradise was just a few miles south!!!

I read up everything on Hong Kong Club, Hotel Cascadas VIP membership, TJ escort services, street girls, parking options and currency exchange options.

- Parking: for 24 hours or less, use the trolley parking (H- street, Palomar stations). For 2 days, $13 at the Laurel Parking Structure using the Groupon deal, they can drive you to the downtown trolley station where. you can catch the blue line to the Chula Vista border. Most people use the Jack-in the Box near the border which can be expensive over the weekend

- Currency Exchange: You get slightly better rates in the US versus downtown Tijuana ($1 = 17.4 peso vs 17.3 peso). Use the Pesos for SGs . Also if you have Bank of America they can give you a good rate but charge you a $7.50 fee / transaction

- Hotel Cascadas: I got the VIP membership for Club Hong Kong. Gives you 80% of Monday and Tuesday (my preferred visiting days, avoid the weekend crowds), gives you free Limo service from (if they are there when you cross) and to the border . You can always take the $5 cab or 10 peso bus ride from the border that drops you in Zona Centro, 5-7 minutes from the Club.. It is beneficial to get the $11 room for action even if I don't stay the night. Always a good idea to bring the girl to your room versus going into another hotel with a girl where she can demand more money and try to up sell after you have paid for the room and agreed on a service!. Use Google translate on your phone to negotiate and download the Spanish dictionary which can be used off-line.

- Club Hong Kong: Paradise on Earth! Best value in North America. Everyone in the club makes you feel at home . I had a great time watching the didlo and shaving cream shows and getting a few lap dances. Had a great GF experience for 1000 peso + propina with Samantha from Mexico City. checked her out with a drink and then proceeded to use the free lap dance coupon, before going arriba with
her. Have to watch the waiters who can sneak drinks to the girls sitting with you with out your approval! Those on site coupons really make a difference in the amount of money you spent. I am planning on getting a few friends from other locations to come meet me for a reunion, and you can bet a night at the Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club is on the menu!!

- Street Girls: 400-500 pesos for sex with clothes and LFK, 300 pesos without kissing . vast majority of them in the street at the back entrance of HK Club

I will post more from my next trip in a few weeks...

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JAprufrock
7 years ago
Glad you discovered this paradise, especially since it's so near to you. Look forward to reading about further experiences. My next trip is planned for August.
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Pizza (hiatus)
7 years ago
Thank you for the informative article. In your opinion, which day of the week is best to visit Hong Kong? Friday & Saturday seem like the days where it really parties, while Monday and Tuesday seem a lot quieter with discounts on the hotel rooms. Also, as someone who prefers my girls on the slimmer side with natural assets will I be pleased with the dancer options at Hong Kong?
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Liwet
7 years ago
What are SGs?
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Pizza (hiatus)
7 years ago
Liwet: I believe SG stands for "Street Girls" who line up on the streets of Tijuana, as opposed to BG which stands for "Bar Girls" who work inside places like Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club.
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urfi
7 years ago
Thanks for clarifying EchoPapa -- I have the Club HK VIP card which gives me an $11 room on Mondays and Tuesdays at the Hotel Cascadas (above HK Club), plus it is a lot less busier on these days and the HK girls are more willing to negotiate in the $60 range. Week end rates are higher ($100) for the girls, and picking can be slim sometimes -- both for rooms and girls. HK has girls for all tastes and sizes and you won't be disappointed, no matter when you visit!

Also, if you use a Escort Service, most of them don't send their girls to Zona Norte hotels. QueensTj does and I have used them successfully on my trips. They have a few English speaking girls. FoxysTJ is another service but they don't have English speaking girls. Having Google translate can be a life saver if you don't speak Spanish. Download the Spanish dictionary and it will enable you to translate even when you don't have a network.. Helps with HK girls, SGs, and even escorts that don't speak good english!
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
urfi, so you checked into the Cascadas, at very attractive VIP pricing.

Did you approach girls? Did they approach you? Did you tell the waiters to send them?

Did you go into that Miami VIP Room, to select girls?

SJG
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bruceleeroy
7 years ago
I generally approached girls. A few will approach you but from what I saw most are chilling. Girls chilling on stages, girls chillin near the bar, stairs, etc. Only a small portion work the room. Waiters will grab girls for you. It’s cool too sometimes you describe wha you are looking for and they’ll find you someone you may have didn’t see. I went to approach girls myself because I felt I would have to tip the waiter if they got me a girl. I like the interaction and the hunt/search
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san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^ Bruceleeroy, girls chilling, yes I understand. But you still could approach one.

Telling a waiter what you are looking for? Skeptical about this. What kinds of things have you told them? I would suspect that the waiter is just repeating what you said to the girl. Not really the best way to interact with them.

SJG

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elpasobeefcake
6 years ago
The waiters will tey to help but ive noticed in the past that when i went with a friend and he described what he wanted the waiter just kept bringing random girls that didnt match the description. Probably hoping he wont tell them to leave, he did, or that he would find them attractive, he didnt.
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san_jose_guy
6 years ago
^^^^^ To me it seems like probably the waiters at best just repeat whatever you have told them to the girl. Not really a good way to proceed. This is at least how it sounds to me.

I wonder how it is done in that Miami VIP Room. Can you select a girl, or do you have to let the waiter send them to you, serial line up?

SJG
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