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It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not.

If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. When the customers fingers happen to be touching the inside of a dancer, that's still two way just at a higher level. Pretty simple. Or not. How about this?

Touch-O-Meter - The LD Odomoter for Him

Level 0 - Air Dance or Sit on Hands - The dance sucks, and you might suck, too.

Level 1 - Legs, waist, back, feet, and whatever else is friend territory - Meh.
Level 2 - Butt - Ok
Level 3 - Tits - Better
Level 4 - Tit Lick or Suck - Much better
Level 5 - V over panties - Gateway mileage

Level 6 - V - On your way
Level 7 - Kiss on lips, cooties are loose
Level 8 - FIV - You can get her off, good for you
Level 9 - LFK - Gets interesting from here
Level 10 - DATY - Here it cums. The stripper version of a name tattoo, plus she gets off.

Level 11 - DFK - Just like high school, with strippers.
Level 12 - Tongue Fuck - There's a difference. They know it and you know it.
Level 13 - Covered (you call it) - It’s sex. All kinds of stuff is getting touched. Sort of.
Level 14 - Bareback (you call it) - It’s sex. You’re touching something on her raw dawg.
Level 15 - Ass Play - That's all you, bro.

Off the charts - If there's more than than light touching going on with her asshole. It’s an asshole.