Touch-O-Meter - The LD Odomoter for Him

Mar 1, 2018, 1:02 AM

It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not.

If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. When the customers fingers happen to be touching the inside of a dancer, that's still two way just at a higher level. Pretty simple. Or not. How about this?

Level 0 - Air Dance or Sit on Hands - The dance sucks, and you might suck, too.

Level 1 - Legs, waist, back, feet, and whatever else is friend territory - Meh. Level 2 - Butt - Ok Level 3 - Tits - Better Level 4 - Tit Lick or Suck - Much better Level 5 - V over panties - Gateway mileage

Level 6 - V - On your way Level 7 - Kiss on lips, cooties are loose Level 8 - FIV - You can get her off, good for you Level 9 - LFK - Gets interesting from here Level 10 - DATY - Here it cums. The stripper version of a name tattoo, plus she gets off.

Level 11 - DFK - Just like high school, with strippers. Level 12 - Tongue Fuck - There's a difference. They know it and you know it. Level 13 - Covered (you call it) - It’s sex. All kinds of stuff is getting touched. Sort of. Level 14 - Bareback (you call it) - It’s sex. You’re touching something on her raw dawg. Level 15 - Ass Play - That's all you, bro.

Off the charts - If there's more than than light touching going on with her asshole. It’s an asshole.

Comments (18)

san_jose_guy7 years ago

Buying dances is a CHUMP'S GAME!

The girl has not opened up to you. She is still in service delivery mode.

Front room makeout session. Lap dancing used to mean lap siting. Booths and back rooms are mostly just a way to give the house a bigger cut. But they also ruin your choreography with the girl.

So select your girl and approach her yourself, start feeding her money, and let a front room makeout session ensue. Deflect any dance offers, but keep feeding her money and keep heating her up.

Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room.

Then take her home with you for more, and continue to see her regularly.

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wallanon7 years ago

y...a...w...n.

rogertex7 years ago

Interesting list ... I go up to 7-9 ITC. OTC after that. Many dancers allow Level 8 before Level 7 (kiss on lips) ITC.

wallanon7 years ago

Levels 7 and 8 are a little blurry. Just picked one over the other because a friendly kiss was outside the body and FIV wasn't. There is the whole Pretty Woman intimacy thing about kisses on the lips with the ladies, but for me avoiding the kiss with most dancers was more practical than that.

lopaw7 years ago

Show me a The LD Odomoter for Her and I'll care more.

wallanon7 years ago

@lopaw - try this one:

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wallanon7 years ago

The articles were written for a b-g coupling, but there could always be another variant.

flagooner7 years ago

I guess I'm confused about the purpose of this article.

lopaw7 years ago

"@lopaw - try this one:

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Wrong side of the business transaction.

lopaw7 years ago

"@lopaw - try this one:"

Nope. Wrong side of the equation for me.

wallanon7 years ago

"I guess I'm confused about the purpose of this article."

Purpose = Discussion

Way back when there was a list of mileage put online that was focused on what a male customer was receiving. On TUSCL there's nearly as much discussion on what customers are giving in return. There's an implied order of which act is a higher level than another, so I took a stab at writing one down for discussion.

flagooner7 years ago

Discussion is for the discussion forum, no?

wallanon7 years ago

"Discussion is for the discussion forum, no?"

It's an article. If you want to discuss it on the boards you can start a thread. There's plenty of board posters who'd take your views on the topic for a spin. I'm fine to leave it where it is.

Supremeruler7 years ago

I rarely go past level 5 outside follies...

Cashman12347 years ago

Shouldn’t bareback - level 14 - be XX? With bareback anal being XXX? To mimic a Skull and Crossbones?

I remember they used to call bareback anal - the Death Wish. That still seems appropriate.

lotsoffun2017 years ago

I think 14 and 15 are switched around. IMHO bareback ITC is the holy grail. Not my cup of tea but several have tried over the years and made it known I wasn’t interested. I did have a favorite who liked me to stick a finger in her ass though.

bigbuster127 years ago

Interesting subject and I am to between 6-8 with a couple of girls, one I'll call a regular (if you count 3-6 months between encounters) but it doesn't take more than two dances to get to third base and I have had one or two that go straight to FIV (or FOV) on first encounter. The kiss thing is elusive but not sought after either but I've got to the kiss the other lips part with no objections and without pushing for more (I am there to get teased, not fucked). My approach is start on the main floor, have decent conversation, rub her back (neck massage = better mileage). A lot of places keep the AC low, put your arm around her and lend some warmth. VIP isn't required, scout the place out and look for the dark corners away from the stage, if you can sit there. Guaranteed you will send the message "I want a dance".

wallanon7 years ago

I agree that there isn't a gold standard for the order of events in a private dance. To me that's what keeps the experiences fresh. Each encounter has its own ebb and flow.