Touch-O-Meter - The LD Odomoter for Him
Thursday, March 1, 2018 1:02 AM
It seems like there are two paths to lap dance nirvana. One for “her” and one for “him”. Sometimes they overlap, and sometimes not.
If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. When the customers fingers happen to be touching the inside of a dancer, that's still two way just at a higher level. Pretty simple. Or not. How about this?
Touch-O-Meter - The LD Odomoter for Him
Level 0 - Air Dance or Sit on Hands - The dance sucks, and you might suck, too.
Level 1 - Legs, waist, back, feet, and whatever else is friend territory - Meh.
Level 2 - Butt - Ok
Level 3 - Tits - Better
Level 4 - Tit Lick or Suck - Much better
Level 5 - V over panties - Gateway mileage
Level 6 - V - On your way
Level 7 - Kiss on lips, cooties are loose
Level 8 - FIV - You can get her off, good for you
Level 9 - LFK - Gets interesting from here
Level 10 - DATY - Here it cums. The stripper version of a name tattoo, plus she gets off.
Level 11 - DFK - Just like high school, with strippers.
Level 12 - Tongue Fuck - There's a difference. They know it and you know it.
Level 13 - Covered (you call it) - It’s sex. All kinds of stuff is getting touched. Sort of.
Level 14 - Bareback (you call it) - It’s sex. You’re touching something on her raw dawg.
Level 15 - Ass Play - That's all you, bro.
Off the charts - If there's more than than light touching going on with her asshole. It’s an asshole.
If the dancer is touching the customer with her hands and the customer is touching the dancer with their hands, that's two way contact. When the customers fingers happen to be touching the inside of a dancer, that's still two way just at a higher level. Pretty simple. Or not. How about this?
Touch-O-Meter - The LD Odomoter for Him
Level 0 - Air Dance or Sit on Hands - The dance sucks, and you might suck, too.
Level 1 - Legs, waist, back, feet, and whatever else is friend territory - Meh.
Level 2 - Butt - Ok
Level 3 - Tits - Better
Level 4 - Tit Lick or Suck - Much better
Level 5 - V over panties - Gateway mileage
Level 6 - V - On your way
Level 7 - Kiss on lips, cooties are loose
Level 8 - FIV - You can get her off, good for you
Level 9 - LFK - Gets interesting from here
Level 10 - DATY - Here it cums. The stripper version of a name tattoo, plus she gets off.
Level 11 - DFK - Just like high school, with strippers.
Level 12 - Tongue Fuck - There's a difference. They know it and you know it.
Level 13 - Covered (you call it) - It’s sex. All kinds of stuff is getting touched. Sort of.
Level 14 - Bareback (you call it) - It’s sex. You’re touching something on her raw dawg.
Level 15 - Ass Play - That's all you, bro.
Off the charts - If there's more than than light touching going on with her asshole. It’s an asshole.
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The girl has not opened up to you. She is still in service delivery mode.
Front room makeout session. Lap dancing used to mean lap siting. Booths and back rooms are mostly just a way to give the house a bigger cut. But they also ruin your choreography with the girl.
So select your girl and approach her yourself, start feeding her money, and let a front room makeout session ensue. Deflect any dance offers, but keep feeding her money and keep heating her up.
Then when it is time for your own pants to come down, you invite her to the back room.
Then take her home with you for more, and continue to see her regularly.
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Wrong side of the business transaction.
Nope. Wrong side of the equation for me.
Purpose = Discussion
Way back when there was a list of mileage put online that was focused on what a male customer was receiving. On TUSCL there's nearly as much discussion on what customers are giving in return. There's an implied order of which act is a higher level than another, so I took a stab at writing one down for discussion.
It's an article. If you want to discuss it on the boards you can start a thread. There's plenty of board posters who'd take your views on the topic for a spin. I'm fine to leave it where it is.
I remember they used to call bareback anal - the Death Wish. That still seems appropriate.