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Info Guided, Thought process, and experience at Hong Kong Tijuana

This article is for the solo single men that is thinking about going to Tijuana for some lap dances and maybe some pussy. This is not a review but more of an article that describes my thought process and experience.

Before going on, let me give you my credentials. I am 28 and live in southern California. I have gone to strip clubs all over the southern California area. The reason I am telling you this is because the strip clubs in Tijuana is everything you can think of and want and then some.
Why Tijuana? I went to a lot of strips clubs in California and the lap dances are great. But the closes thing I got in a VIP or a private lap dance was; kissing, girl rubbing my dick head, and sucking on a girl tits. There was only one time, that I got offered “outside the club” and that girl that offer it was like a single mom that was a 4 out of 10. So in short, I wanted more fun and excitement so I look at was told about the strip clubs in Tijuana, like Hong Kong. I first read all the articles and looked at all the youtube video. I thought it was all BS until I saw video of girls giving blow job in the vip lap dance. With all the research and video proof, I knew that Hong Kong was the best club to go to in Tijuana.

How did I prepared for the trip? First of all, I had to apply for a passport because I didn’t have one. You will need a passport to go in and out of the US to Mexico. I didn’t get the global pass or anything, just a regular passport. It toke me 6 week and during the 6 weeks I did more research. Before I went, I called hotel cascadas; which is the hotel on top of the Hong Kong strip club. The reason is because, I didn’t want to go far from the club and it was to save money, I will explain later how it saved me tons of cash. I called the Hotel Cascades and book a room for 3 night, Sunday-Monday-Tuesday. You don’t have to worry, the hotel never gets sold out. I decided to get the Master suite room which is 100 a night ( Sun- Thur); the reason is because it has a stripper pole and has more room. The extra room is very important because I like to fuck a girl all over the place, not just the bed. I also called to get picked up at the border by their shuttle services. I did this all of this 6 week in advance, but you can do it like 2 week in advance.

What to pack? I was going for a 3 day trip so I packed light. Pack what you pack if you were going to someone house for a weekend. I bought a large pack of condom and lube. Then reason is because I like how my type of condom feels ( 99% of the time, you will have to wear a condom if you have sex with a girl in Tijuana), and I brought lube because some of the girls there don’t get wet and I wanted to do anal with some of them. Bring your passport and ID. Now the big question, cash. I brought 1 grand with me for the 3 day trip. They were all in USD and were in 20, 10, and ones. Never bright 100 and you don’t need to convert it to pesos because the girls and club handles USD. I only had around 100 dollars in my wallet at all time, I kept 100 dollar in a secret hidden spot in case of emergency, and kept 4 envelopes of 200 dollars in different locations in my bag and body. This is important because remember, you are going by yourself to Mexico so be safe with your money.

On the first day, the drive to the Mexico border took 2 hours on that Sunday. You need to check in by 4 pm at the hotel, I believe. I parked my car on the US side; the place is called “Border Station Parking”. Park your car there the first time so you can judge for yourself if you want to drive your car into Mexico or not. I made the walk across like normal, just follow everyone else. It took 20-30 minutes, no hassle, it is like going through an Airport in the 1990’s. Once you cross over, get pick up by the hotel services. I didn’t trust the cab drives because I was going alone and it was my first time. But tons of people take the cab without problems. I tip the driver ( 5 bucks) once I got out.

Vip card: Once I got to the Hong Club/ Hotel Cascadas. I went to the front desk to buy the Vip card. No BS, buy the Vip card, it only cost $50 ( I will explain this latter). I gave a fake name on the card and it was all good. They help me to the hotel cascadas which was upstairs. At the front desk, my booking quote was 300 dollars because I had Master suite room ( 100 dollars a night, so 3 time 100 is 300). I showed my vip card, I got 20 % off my Sunday night room, and 80% off my Monday and Tuesday Room. My total cost was $120. I saved 180 dollars with the Vip card, so I saved 80 bucks already because the card costed $50. An extra $80 is like one “everything” session with a girl. I went up to my room and check it out, it was really clean. There was no cum on the sheet or anything weird like I read online. I only left my cloths and things, I kept my phone, wallet, and passport on me at all times. Don’t bring a laptop or anything you want to lose.

On day one continue; I was really hungry but I was afraid of going far from the hotel. I go food that was like walking distance from the hotel. Don’t drink the water, buy a can soda or bottle. So right now, just spent my first 100 dollars ( tip, hotel, and food) and was down to 900 bucks. It is good because it was budget for 300 spending limit a day. I didn’t use the ATM because I didn’t want my card to be stolen or anything, I know it stupid to think that way but I was just being safe for my first time. After food, I went back to my room to showed and dress for the club and toke my money out of my hiding places. Don’t wear a belt. I was ready and it was like around 5ish in the afternoon.
Sunday afternoon and night at the Club: Going Into the club, they pat you down. There was no covered, I didn’t know why because people said it is a 5 dollar cover; maybe it was because I had my Vip card. I went inside and looked at everything, it is a large club, it is like the Spearmint Rino or the Library. When I was walking around, I counted the girls and remember this is a Sunday so your experience might be a bit different. I counted on average 80 girls, at the end of the night I swore it was like 200 girls. I can’t tell how good they look because that depends on your standard. I can give you some objective facts, many of time had large fake breast, I think only 10% of the large breast were real. 60% of them are short, 5’8’’ and below. Large wide hips like 34-38 hip width and the ass was like a 44 width. 1% of them were a real blonde, the other blondes were fake blondes. The red heads were fake, many of them have long black hair. IF you see a blue or green eyes, they are wearing contacts. During the night, they have different type of stages shows. You can act like how you act if you were at the US strip club, like throw 1 dollar bills at the stage but you don’t have too and you shouldn’t. Many of the girl that work their make their money from the VIP and sex, not the stage like how they do in the US.

How my night went. I hate to drink, and I hate to fuck drunk so I offer energy drinks all night long. I sat at a table and you should too. The lady’s come by and sit with you all the time. Remember if you want a lady to sit and chat, you will have to buy them a drink. Which is around 9 bucks, and you have to tip 1 dollars, so think about it was 10 bucks in total. My budget that night was 300 bucks and I limited it to 6 total drink ( 60 bucks) because sex with a girl is on average 80 bucks ( 240 divided by 80 is 3 time I was going to have sex). I had to say no for the first couple of girls because they were not my type. Don’t be afraid to say No, and you should say no because you shouldn’t waste your time nor the girls. I spoke some Spanish but it was that great, I knew some because I grew up with Mexicans while being in SoCal. The first girl I bought a drink for was name Lacey. She had fake large tits, brown eyes, long black hair that went down to the lower back, no tattoos. You can flirt how every you want but my game was simple; be nice, treat them with respect, and be straight forward. When she sat down, I compliment her in English with some Spanish. She smile and sat down. I said beber which is drink in Spanish and she said yes. I told her I wanted to have sex but it has to be with the right girl that I have chemistry with. I told her this so she knew what I wanted and she knew what she had to do if she wanted to sell her sex services. This tip worked out well because she sat with me for 45 minutes for that one drink which is above average, most girl spend 15-20 minutes only, and the shark spend 5 minutes. It also helps if you go after girls that seems like they work there a lot and for a long time and have not a lot of customers, they are willing to put in more work to sell their services. After talking for a bit, she made me touch her body. Always try to get them to make the move because it better for you, hard to explain, you got to go read Game Theory. Touching became me kissing her body, to her kissing my body then a full out making out like two virgins in High school. I liked what I was experiencing so I ask for a lap dance, 20 bucks for 5 minutes, which is better because a 20 bucks dance in SoCal strip club is like 2 minutes with limit touching.

The lap dance room is very private; there are no other guys that will look at you. I got a lap dance and you should get one just to test the experience to see if you want more form the girl. Here is the dilemma, you can see how far the girl let you take them in the lap dance or you can do what I do can tip them if they go for extra. I even told Lacey that based on how she performed; I would or would not buy sex from her. I did this because again, I wanted to be straight forward and I knew what I wanted. This worked out really well, she got on her knee and toke my dick out and was going to duck it. I had to stop her because I wanted something else. She had my dick out so I left it out but I made her sit on me and rock her hips like a stripper while she made out with me, my hand move from her boobs to her ass. Your wants and needs might be different than mine so go for what you want from a girl. By the end, I came and it was so much. Remember to bring something to clean up.

After the dance she ask me if I wanted to have sex. Remember that I just nut so my brain didn’t have a need for pussy, so I said maybe latter. This was the best thing I could of done. Let me explain, after we were done I chatted with some other girls and brought drinks and even got one other lap dance but I didn’t buy any sex. I sucked over 4 pairs of tits and even had my dick rub by all of the girls that I brought a drink for. I reason I did this was I knew Lacey was looking at me the entire night because I was looking at her the entire night, even if I was with another girl. Again read Game Thoery and you will see way. It was was getting late, around 11ish. I knew Lacey didn’t go up stair with anyone so I knew she wasn’t making a lot of money. When I went to see her again, she was so happy to see me. We chat and I told her if she gave me a good price that I wanted to have sex with her. She said 80 for 30 minutes. I told her that all the girls are offering that price so if she wanted me she had to lower the price. It’s like selling a car, when you bargain try to sound smart and give a reason. I told her that I had my own room and wanted more time, so she said 140 for 1 hour. I counter with 100 for 1 hour and I told her, we would not have sex, I just wanted to touch her and feel her. Again, I did this because if you get the girl in the mood they will let you fuck them if they are really horny. She said yes, and I toke her upstair to my room. Here I just saved 15 buck because the girl will make you get a room for 30 minutes. You also have to pay for a 1 dollar robe and condom. Once we got into the room, I knew what I want and went for it. Again, no sex but I made her hot. I did this because I knew it will pay off, I it was around 30 minutes that she wanted to fuck, again this wasn’t in the price. I then told her ok but I will pay ( to make it sound like I am a gentlemen). Remember that she wanted to fuck without me paying for a lot. I knew I wanted more time and I wanted anal, so I gave her a counter offer, my budget left for that night was 220, I have not paid her the 100 yet. I showed her my wallet and show her the 220, I told her that I will give her everything I had in my wallet if she spent the night until 6 am or something. I was not surprise why she said yes. Here I just saved tons of money because I put in the room to make her want me and make her feel that she is getting the most money from me. It’s all about paying mind games, again go read GAME THEORY. In short, she spent the whole night with me, so it was form 12 oclock to 6 am. I fucked her for like 4 of those hours, well not really fucked because I can only trust so much until I came but thought 4 hours included, oral and foreplay.
Here is a list of things I did with Lacey that I only paid a total of 260 buck for ( lap dance, drinks, and everything else).

1)Had condom sex with her several time. She offered me to not used a condom but I didn’t risk it.
2)Anal with and without a condom. I nutted in her ass a couple of times.
3)Blow job in the bed, showed and on the chair. She swallowed and I cum in the condom too.
4)I finger her ass and pussy and mouth.
5)Got a tit job from her where I came on her face.
6)No video record but she let me take pictures of her in the act with her face covered.
7)I pulled up a website of a list of 101 sex position and I got to do 61 of them, I counted.

Before I ended this first part, remember that I got all saving because I knew what to say and who to say it too. Remember that she was not a 10, she was like a 6 at most but to me she was 10 because she made me happy. That is about it for the first part, I will upload the second part in a couple of days, Ask me any question or concerns you have and I will answer them for you.