Around the World in 80 Days of Porn
JAprufrock
Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
Tuesday, May 8, 2018 7:03 AM
Well, more like several years of porn, but why split pubic hairs.
When you're in your early 50s and live alone, you have some time on your hands, and, well, your cock in your hands, too, some nights. Been surfing a lot of porn since my marriage fell apart. Amazing the amount of awesome free porn sites on the Internet. If I were a teenager, I might never leave my room.
One thing I've noticed is that Japan, Germany and Italy – The Axis of Evil in World War II – were lousy at trying to conquer the world but know how to fuck and suck in front of the camera. They produce the best porn, hands down.
I thought I'd provide a little breakdown of my favorite countries when it comes to producing porn, because, well, that's what this PL does.
Japan: I love the exotic look of Japanese women. They're so fucking sexy and alluring. Not only the hot, tight, young ones, but the MILFs and matures as well. Japanese porn has by far the best acting. Women are often submissive and they play the part well. They mix humor with erotica to make sex seem so natural. Check out some Japanese sex game show videos and you'll know what I mean. Funny and hot at the same time. My only complaint is that some of it is censored – they pixelate the pussies. A couple of my all-time favorites are mother/daughter shoplifting blackmailll videos, where a security guard is having his way: http://www.nonk.info/video/japanese-mother-and-daughter-blackmailed-by-police-xlx
Italy: Director Mario Salieri is the Picasso of porn. Some of his best work was between 1995 and 2003. His videos have plots and storylines and the directing is superb, with fantastic camera angles and nice close-ups of pussies getting fingered, eaten and fucked. His films features beautiful Italian babes both dark-haired and blondes. Italian porn legend Selen is in several, and she's stunning. Dalila is another hot one. Some of his films are set in prisons – female inmates getting abused or wives of male prisoners using their sexy bodies to bail out their husbands. That fat disgusting pig Ron Jeremy worked in some of Salieri's productions, and as repulsive as he is, seeing him have his way with these beautiful Italian women is worth the price of admission (which of course is free, thanks to the Internet).
Germany/Czech Republic: A lot of Germans/Czechs are into medical fetish, apparently. There are quite a few videos with a gynecological theme, and they're quite hot. Seeing a beautiful young babe strip naked, hop on the exam table, spread her legs and put her feet in stirrups while some fat, old “doctor” explores her pussy scores high on my boner meter. Check out the “Gyno Clinic” and the “Exclusive Club/Freaky Doctor” line of videos.
United States: You can never go wrong with the wide array of American porn, even if it stars someone that Trump hasn't fucked or paid off. The proliferation of free amateur videos over the last number of years makes you wonder how any female porn stars can still make money in this business. Modern-day American porn stars seem to be of the cookie-cutter variety. I'll take a ho from the Golden Age (1970s and 80s) anytime – Seka, Annette Haven, Loni Sanders, Ginger Lynn, Kristara Barrington, Christy Canyon and more. American porn tends to be more wham/bam fucking and less foreplay, less sensual, so the Red, White and Blue can learn a little from its foreign competitors in that regard.
Brazil: I love a hot Latin babe with a dark complexion, especially when she's being boned by a midget. Apparently, there are a lot of dwarfs in Brazil in the porn industry because much of this country's adult videos seem to feature little guys getting lucky. Also a lot of shemales and transsexuals, which isn't my thing, but to each his own.
Russia: Russian women are somewhat underrated. A lot of hot, young, blond Russian babes in porn. The “Russian Submission” line of videos is awesome. The guy absolutely abuses and humiliates the gal while having his way, a lot of times with the blessing of the “parents.” Interesting that at the end of the video, they show they guy and the gal embracing or kissing while smiling at the camera, as if you say, sure that was heavy, but it was all fun and games and we're good.
Hungary/Romania: This is might be an emerging market for porn. Lots of machismo, with hard asses dominating submissive women.
I haven't even touched on France, Sweden, The Netherlands, Turkey or The Philippines. Damn, after writing this, it dawns on me what a depraved bastard I am. I need to get out of the house more often.
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