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JAprufrock

Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?

I recently experienced what you could call a multiyear sex drought – the last few years of my marriage were miserable and without intimacy (I still refused to cheat on her). After she left me and took the kids, I was an emotional wreck for about three years, not sure if I even wanted to live anymore, and didn't think much about sex.

A couple years ago I decided to start living life again and began drinking and mongering. It was long overdue. Sex is one of life's greatest pleasures and I savor every intimate encounter, no matter how brief. I have no desire to enter into another relationship and risk getting bent over a table twice in one lifetime. I'm content to pay for pussy the rest of my life, with no strings attached and no fucking drama.

At age 53, I often wonder how many erections I have left in me. I know it's not that old and I'm encouraged by reading the exploits of many here who are in their 60s and, I think, some who are in their 70s. I'm in good shape and able to get hard without any pills, so I figure I still have many good years ahead of me. But I also know time flies, so I want to make the most of the quality years I have remaining.

There are some sexual activities I haven't experienced but hope to in the not-too-distant future. Call it my sexual bucket list:

Partake in a threesome: They're readily available at Club Hong Kong in Tijuana and I plan to partake in a future visit. Guessing it would cost around $200-$250 for a half-hour, including hotel and tips for the girls, if they're good. I've often fantasized about how it would feel to have two lovely tongues running up and down the length of my shaft simultaneously. Have one gal deep-throating me while the other is sitting on my face. I want to have two lovely women lying next to each other in bed with their legs spread while I'm playing with their pussies at the same time. I want to fuck one pussy and then the other and finish in the one who has the tightest twat. After I'm spent, I want to be lying in bed with a naked beauty in each arm while I'm flipping off everyone who brought so much misery into my life during and after my marriage.

Participate in an orgy: Watched a lot of porn with orgy scenes and always fantasized about fucking multiple women in a short amount of time, going from one's pussy to another's mouth to yet another's pussy, just a giant cluster-fuck free-for-all. Not sure how I'd feel about having other naked men in the room, though. Might be self-conscious about performing in front of them, and then there's that whole sloppy seconds (or sixths and sevenths) thing to wrap your head around. Also wouldn't know how to join one. Seems like you'd need to know someone who knows someone, etc. So I doubt this will ever happen for me.

69: I've eaten a lot of pussy and had my cock sucked by many women before I was married. Oddly, never at the same time. Whenever I'm getting a blow job I prefer to relax and just take it all in. And when I'm eating pussy, I like to concentrate my full efforts into that task, having the gal spread-eagled on her back with my head buried between her legs while my tongue is running all over her labia and clitoris and darting in and out of her hole. Would like to have a lady on top of me (or the other way around) sucking my cock while I'm licking her pussy – two pleasurable experiences at the same time. This isn't too much to ask for, so I like my chances.

Get a prostate massage: I'll put an asterisk next to this one, since I've had this done once before. It was a total surprise, about 27-28 years ago at an Asian massage parlor, from a MILF type. She was pumping my well-oiled cock with her right fist, and much to my shock, she jammed her well-lubricated left middle finger up my ass. I was in heaven. The feeling of having your cock stroked and your ass fingered at the same time is off the charts. I wish it could have lasted longer, but I recall bursting one hell of a load all over her hand about 10-15 seconds after she penetrated my ass. I might do this in Toronto. Some of the many erotic massage parlors advertise this service, and a lot of independent masseuses do as well.

Sex with a girl in lingerie: Specifically, stockings and garter belt. I'm a leg man and sometimes think of how pleasurable it would be to have a sexy gal in stockings rubbing her legs against my legs as well as my cock and balls. For that matter, would be nice to get a foot job from a hottie in stockings.

Fuck an Asian girl: I've fucked a black girl, a Latin gal, Middle Eastern, East Indian and many white chicks – before getting married. But I've never had the opportunity to fuck an East Asian girl (Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Tai, etc.). Only some handjobs at massage parlors back in the day. Not a big deal if I never get the chance, but something I thought I'd toss in since I'm a big fan of Japanese porn.

Visit an FKK club: I've read so many great things about these clubs that are mainly in Germany. Dozens of beautiful women, mostly Eastern European, lounging or walking around naked. The price is superb, it seems – 50-60 Euros for admission and the same for the sex. So you're looking at getting laid (blow job and full service) for roughly $120 to $140. Main issue is the high cost of the flight from the U.S. Looking at between $900 and $1,300 for me. Because of that, this is something I'm more apt to indulge in when I can start tapping into my retirement accounts in about six years.